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Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:51 am

theCryptofishist wrote: And thank you, thank you, thank you EVERYONE for your support and willingness to stand up for me on the playa. It means a whole hell of a lot to me right now.[/b]

Crypto, you've got friends here and on the physical playa. Let us know if you need anything else. I don't think much of anyone here is gonna tolerate that kind of BS.

Simply Joel · Post by **Simply Joel** » Mon Aug 16, 2004 8:52 am

theCryptofishist wrote:
Simply Joel wrote:Didn't anyone take high school government classes in the last 20 years... sheesh!
Hey, Joel, maybe they have. Slept through them. Not that what there was of substance was covered in an interesting way. To bad "Schoolhouse Rock" didn't have a catchy little song about all the branches of government that we could refer to.

(Confidentially, the CIA used to have a whole floor--the 13th--in the onetime Great Western building on Center and Shattuck in Berkeley.)

Maybe my constant continuous contemplation on civic correctness has muc to do with growing up in a city which was also the state capital... politics morning, noon and night...

I also recall my government teacher, Mr. Semen.... yeah, that was the spelling as I recall... a southern gentleman conservative democrat.... think Paul Simon without a bow tie... eloquent and elegant... despite growing up in Southern Illinois.

What were we talking about?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:51 am

Nevada Law wrote: * A person is not entitled to receive, renew or hold a license of a bail enforcement agent if he:

(a) Has been convicted of a felony in this state or of any offense committed in another state which would be a felony if committed in this state; or

(b) Has been convicted of an offense involving moral turpitude or the unlawful use, sale or possession of a controlled substance.

<snip>

The basic course of training must consist of at least 80 hours of training which includes instruction in the following areas of the law:
<snip>

* Principles of investigation, including, without limitation:

(1) The basic principles of locating defendants who have not complied with the terms and conditions established by a court for their release from custody or the terms and conditions of a contract entered into with a surety; and

(2) Ethics;
<snip>

* A person who is licensed as a general agent, bail agent or bail solicitor on October 1, 1997, is entitled to renew his license after that date if he is otherwise qualified to be issued such a license and submits to the commissioner a letter from a local law enforcement agency in his county of residence which indicates that he:

(a) Has not, on or after October 1, 1997, been convicted of a felony in this state or of any offense committed in another state which would be a felony if committed in this state; and

(b) Has not, on or after October 1, 1997, been convicted of an offense involving moral turpitude or the unlawful use, sale or possession of a controlled substance.

http://www.fugitiverecovery.com/laws/nevada.htm

American Bail Coalition wrote:License required. Since 1997, one must use a bail enforcement agent licensed in Nevada for recovery operations (NRS 697 et seq.). Fugitive recovery can also be done by the bail bond agent (even one from out of state) who bonded out the defendant (NRS 178.526). Qualifications for a bail recovery agent license (NRS 697.173) are: be 21 years of age, high school or GED diploma, pass drug test 30 before application, pass a written exam, an exam by a Nevada licensed psychologist or psychiatrist, no felony, moral turpitude, or drug convictions, and 80 hours of training (NRS 697.177). After making an arrest, the bail enforcement agent must notify the local law enforcement agency of the jurisdiction in which the defendant was apprehended of his identity, the identity of the defendant, and where the defendant is being taken to be surrendered. Before forcibly entering an inhabited dwelling, a bail enforcement agent must notify local law enforcement (NRS 697-325). UCEA

http://www.americanbailcoalition.com/ne ... endium.htm

I don't know what making repeated threats to people (four of us now?) does to one's chances of getting a licence renewed. And what sort of example of "moral turpitude" is being married to a professed cannibal? I wonder how he'd score on a psychiatrict test now anyway? If the issue of Burning Man came up. Any of you law types have any ideas? Go to the licencing board, I suppose.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:44 am

Well, a troll is a troll, and there is no cure for them, short of total exposure and prosecution. I agree with Rob ( or Pyro, or Calsur, or whoever said it at the M&G) that BRR is some idiot in Sacramento who hasn't got the cojones to come right out and face people in the flesh, so he concocts this crap.

Still, it would be fun to track him down and get in his face... really in his face!

Sorry... my primate propensity for violence just keeps rearing it's ugly head when I think of this creep.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:05 pm

You guys could be right. (For some reason, I used to have a picture of him in a prison cell somewhere with an elaborate fantasy life to make up for his empty loneliness.) In fact, to me one of hte biggest pieces of evidence against this is that the Maia personna was so much less a basket case than the others--she could hold it together for a few weeks without degenerating into the dark side while the rest of the rockheads took 36 hours, tops. To me this indicates that another person may have been involved. Also, A II Z and wrecks seem to have spoken or had extra-board contact with him.

If he's been relitively honest, however, I would like to remind him that he does has something to lose if he continues to make threats. Not only might he have the crap beaten out of him (especially if he tries to get me next year when I'm camped with the firefighters--as fine a bunch of six footers to roost on the playa) but he could use his Bounty Hunters liscence and have trouble attracting guide clients to a business with a public track record of threats to others. That's a little too wild of a west for most yuppies.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 3:15 pm

If it helps any, it was funny to watch Ring with his "Hello I'm Black Rock Rick" badge at the Meet N' Greet! He almost got decked, three times, within a pico-second of someone reading it!! For one thing it shows the lack of tolerance that ePlayans have for this cretin... for another, it shows what a joke he really is.

It's good to get rid of the schmuck.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:03 pm

Kind of the opposite of my experience. I recognized Ring right off from his avatars and that red hair, but I'd lost my glasses and couldn't read the tag. When I did, I bust a gut laughing--it was a great way of dissing him because we knew he wasn't going to show to THAT. It felt WONDERFUL! Of course Ring isn't no 6'2". What's with all those e-playans being shorter in person anyway? Or is that desert shrivel?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 7:49 am

I know what you mean... I'm shorter in person, too. I'm actually surprised every morning when I look in the mirror. I used to be 7'3"... I'm now down to 6'2".

Must be an age thing... Or the heat on the Playa...?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 8:42 am

samtzu wrote:I know what you mean... I'm shorter in person, too. I'm actually surprised every morning when I look in the mirror. I used to be 7'3"... I'm now down to 6'2".

Must be an age thing... Or the heat on the Playa...?

didn't i say something along those lines to you? or maybe it was taller?
hmmm....

well, i never misrepresented. short short short.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Fri Sep 10, 2004 11:14 am

Yes... to clear up any confusion, Rian is short. Cute as a bug (well, a cute bug) and short... But we have often been mistaken for each other, but, as I have pointed out before, Rian is the short one with breasts, I am the tall one with a fat ass.

...and what was that hair thing you were doing on Tuesday (or Wednesday, or what the hell ever day it was I saw you?) It looked like you had done your hair with a carpet scrubber...

meandthemissus · Post by **meandthemissus** » Mon Sep 13, 2004 3:36 pm

That he accomplished his goals, he made you laugh, he made you cry, He made you furious, he got your panties so far up your ass you probably climaxed. My guess would be he laughed himself off of his sofa and hurt his back and never made it to BM.

Although MeandtheMissus and the kid were camping in the hills and we ran into salt and pepper, white guy and black guy on quads with two Desert Bighorn rams skins and skulls tied on. We talked, they would not tell us where they shot them, but did say that they planned visit the encampment to see the "slickers" but while scouting the week before had picked up some big sheep tracks.. and they figured a Boone and Crockett entry would be more interesting.... Coulda been your no show Gentlemen Callers.

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