The Bar

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:51 pm

cock flaps mightily, rises to rafters, motions with beak for chat to get on back, feathers swirling around bar
Hop on Chat! Let's get 'em.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:53 pm

I'll set up a safety net down below incase you knock a couple down!!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:56 pm

***Peeks cautiously into the bar***

I can't explain what I'm seeing and I don't wanna know either. Cocks, cats....it's pretty crazy in there!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:57 pm

KIV! You made it! Now just hold on to this corner of the net, I think BC and LeChat are going to flank them from the side. Here, hold this...

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:58 pm

I'm holding but I'm wondering what's gonna happen next!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 10:59 pm

Runs around in circles looking up with arms out - "Don't worry, I'll catch ya!" Trips over a chair, sprawls on the floor. Hmmmm, comfy. Pulls up a corner of the NEBlanket. Ahhh. Desert dreams. I have my ticket, but still have to juggle several family and business trips/events to make sure it works out.

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:00 pm

(Hops on back of cock)

(Points with paw...)

FLYING BABES HOH!!!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:00 pm

Must have champagne!

shoots behind bar in hot pursuit of hot bubbly chix, soars back up toward ceiling...

Cmon Chat, steer!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:00 pm

Keep holding tight KIV!!!!!!!!!

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:01 pm

I hope that net holds! Oh man, this is crazy!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:04 pm

They're veering off!!

(Pulls to the left)

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:07 pm

Tell me when LeChat (pulls net very tight) KIV, hows your side holding?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:10 pm

It's holding...but I can't stay much longer.

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:11 pm

LeChat, hurry!!! We can't hold it much longer, this thing weighs like 900 lbs.!!!

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:11 pm

tilts dangerously to the right, sweeping over bar, knocking off drinks

Oooooohhh shhiiiiittttttt!

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:11 pm

Snoozes happily, oblivious to hullabaloo. SHIT! 2 a.m. gotta be up soon for work. Good night. Dreams of flying champagne ladies, flying roosters and cats. Hold on, CC and K-IV! Gotta remember to post on the "Something you don't know about me" thread about my very short career with the circus. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:12 pm

(Pulls to the right)

We're almost on 'em!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:13 pm

(brow sweat) Ni...NIght Bin!!! Ohh, oh...I think I see one coming down!!! Here it comes....shit!!! !!! !!!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:14 pm

COME TO DADDY!!!

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:17 pm

(Whhhhooosssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....)

Shit KIV! I think the net was too tight, it wrapped her up!!! (CLARKcon grabs a boxknife to free broomdancer...)

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:18 pm

(Looks up at CLARKcon)

Not what you expected, huh?

Kinetic IV · Post by **Kinetic IV** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:19 pm

I don't think she'll complain about that netting. But now that she's back on terra firma I gotta turn this thing off and get some rest. It's been an interesting day...and that's before I checked out the bar.

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:20 pm

Smashes into net, Chat, chicks, cock, CC and champagne everywhere

Now that's a party!

LeChatNoir · Post by **LeChatNoir** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:21 pm

Well, I'm tired after that...

(bounds onto the counter, onto the cabinets, and back to the rafters)

Ok... I’m off to bed again

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

CLARKcon · Post by **CLARKcon** » Tue Feb 21, 2006 11:22 pm

Whew! (wipes brow off, lights a cig) Now....I....think I'm ready to leave. Night Bin, LeChat, BigC, KIV... (CLARK stumbles out weak from exertion, mumbling) "Broomdancers are more trouble than they are worth!"

sputnik · Post by **sputnik** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 3:33 am

Good morning. What a night in the bar. Here's a big pot of coffee for y'all.

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 4:20 am

good morning stretching here are some muffins i will have a cup of coffee from sputnik. mmmmm good. thank you. have a great day guys and gals. wanting to stay but must go to work love to all

BigCock · Post by **BigCock** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:55 am

Bin Noddin wrote:LIke the new mechanical chicken avatar. Maybe I'll rummage around for a new one for myself . . .

Thanks matey! But I will not reveal my eville dusty boogerish source.
thanks EDB! love it!

Hey Sput! Mmm coffee. OOO and muffins too. with crumbs falling from beak fanks foom!

Zoom · Post by **Zoom** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 6:52 am

more muffins? well just checking in. walking back to work thinking about tomorrow, that's right it is friday yeah. see ya later for a drink. chill the jager for me. love ya all

EvilDustBooger · Post by **EvilDustBooger** » Wed Feb 22, 2006 7:04 am

mmmmmmm.
Montana Muffins!

My absolute favorite!!!

(nibble nibble nip nudge nummy!)

mmm mmm mmm !