Thank you.

What is burning man in english? Well, it isn't that it cannot be described in english, but the explanation, in english, just sounds plain rude.

Why was a gsinature. Oh, then.... nevermind.

Wattos is also at 3:00 Artic.

And we are an equal opportunity empowerer - we will give light swords to everyone.

Except JarJars and Ewocks.

I am a veteran burner who has met a wonderful sweet lady from DaLian China who wants to go with me. She speaks only a little English, and needs more understanding about the wonderfulness and wackiness that is BM. Does anybody either speak Mandarin, or know where there are some resources in her nativ...

Attention all Star Wars fans, Wattos Junk yard has needs for more participants who are strong with the force. I think we have a good placement around 3:00, and our camp has room for more. Every night, we will be having some light saber battles and there are star wars like minded camps all around, so...

The ultimate Light saber battle happens Thursday night.

It is in the schedule book as well..

Also, we will be doing small missions each day. Check iin at Wattos Junk yard to find out.


Those dedicated to the cause might consider joining the Black Rock Jedi tribe on Tribe.net.

This just in.
Wattos Junk yard will be on 7:30 Near Brave.

We might even get the corner.

I also picked up the light sabers today. It took up my whole living room from floor to ceiling!

YES!

Update: 5000 light sabers have been ordered.

And the headquarters will be around 7:30 & Brave - Watto's Junk Yard.
Man, this is going to be fun!

Hello, I am BADActin Scenestealer, also known as BADASS. The leader of 1000 Jedi at Burning Man 2005. All of you padawans who got those multi colored personalized lightsabers with the pink tips last year, be sure to bring them for 2006. Your training is complete! you are all Jedi knights. And you wi...

Lothos, you flaked! 1000 Jedis had no-one to fight! You might be evil, but you don't know what evil is until you come back to Burning Man next year, and find a new Jedi army hunting you down! And there are no clones to execute "order 66". So you better watch out. This is BADActin SceneStealer, also ...

Yes, Captain Nemo, I have already forseen your allegeance and appreciate it. The Nautilis X will turn the battle and bring balance to the force. Beware those who seek the dark side! , (By the way, there are six "Philosophies" in the Jedi order: Jedi, Star, Love, Peace, Screw, and evil. The evil peop...

Lothos is the evil one. You must first find one who gives out light sabers (Badactin) or one who already has one and will trade for a special favor. :)

Then you must find Lothos, but if you are truely one with the Dark Side, He will find you.




I have forseen it.

It will be everywhere. Well, lets see, there are 160 intertsections of roads in black rock city. 1000/160 = 6.25 JEDI's per intersection. I figure there will be larger groups around thunderdome, and that big blue neon thingie in the center. Each lightsaber is unique, with insignias that align to the...

At the man, there is no smell. Alkaline hides it, as far as I can tell. And maybee the cocaine going up our nose. Numbs us from 7 day old panty hoes. Lothos might be the one, I feel somehow "compelled" to answer. Lothos, are you the Officer in the poliece kamp, or the secret leader? Are you the guy ...

I am giving away 1000 light sabers this year at burning man. I need an enemy for them to fight. Looking for someone with strong influence on the weak minded, who will be able to turn about 50 of the most promising padawan learners into an elite sith army. The rise of the Sith won't begin until frida...