It would not be Burningman if the ticket sales went according to plan.

45 minutes? That sucks a donkey.

Just make sure he keeps his distance from Kid's Camp.

I'm just thinking about the time when you could purchase tickets at a few stores over in the Mission here in San Francisco. No rush, no worries, you had pretty much the summer to make up your mind and buy up. Now, after 21 times I missed out even after doing all the right things. That 50+ thousand t...

Chris, I hope you get well soon.

I'm sorry that you're not getting any better Zona.

With apologies to National Lampoon an anyone else stupid enough to read my version of the Playa Prayer Walk carefully among the moop and the piss divots And remember the BLM fine associated in contributing some of your own Avoid quiet and aloof people for they are boring and more than a bit unhinged...

Only you can decide what is right, but from the outside, Ano, it sounds like you're doing way, way too much and that this is a familiar pattern for you (is it?) . . . so this will be easier said than done.

Such a perfect, swoon-worthy post.

Spot on advice.

Christ, has it really been ten years ago?

So much water under the bridge. So much dust blown in the wind.

Let's Face It: We're All Gonna Die. Let's Party.

Also, would they really make you turn around and leave at the front of the line after driving all the way up there and waiting in that line forever?

Do you really want to hear the answer to that question or are you just typing it as an exercise in wishful thinking?

just ranting here. but wondering how you all cope with this? You're not the first to gaze at your navel regarding this...'issue.' I do quite well and with no guilt (or angst) when one considers the actual amount of particulate pollution injected into the atmosphere by burning the man and other asso...

What are the dates?

Based on any of a number of best selling porn books by Dr. Chuck Tingle I'd like to suggest...

Space Raptor Butt Invasion

Have a look: http://observer.com/2015/02/meet-dr-chu ... y-erotica/

I don't know about a Mass on the rest of the playa but I'm pretty sure that Kidsville has a No Priest policy because of the male children.

The only connection between between the purchases is the credit card being used. Now I'm no lawyer but I'm pretty sure how I use my CC is not of BM's business and definitely not a reason to cancel tickets. Wait, wait. You don't see where this rational of yours is straight up fucked? The terms of pu...

There's no way that it could beat the Golden Calf piece from 1995. Someone found a completely dessicated calf that had slipped and fallen into one of the pools up around the double hot springs closer to the actual Black Rock. They took the carcass back to camp and paraded it around like some found s...

Jerusalem

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Hell, I was thinking more along the lines of Bethlehem. As in slouching towards.

You know, that whole center cannot hold thing.

Welcome them! And show them our ways! Excuse me. Can you please tell me what the fuck 'our ways' are? You're putting that forward as a statement of collective homogeneity which is quite far from the truth. You're also coming perilously close to defining what the event is for other people which, I m...

My prediction? My prediction is that nothing is going to change. The key hole camp fiasco, board members gaming the system, gouging of participants under the rubric of bullshit vehicle fees, etc., etc. The brouha over entitlement, packaged tours costing thousands of dollars and tiered access driven ...

I believe so.

Probably not. Still, I remain partial to the theme (not mine) of Hilbilly Visionquest.

Well, sometimes people need to be called on their hypocritical jerkitude.

You've nothing to apologize for -especially since you really hit the nail on the head.

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Ratty/Elderberry - my understanding is that turnkey camps are not given any ticket allotments, and do not participate in the directed group sale. But the (as yet) unanswered question remains: How Many of the Thank You Tickets (referenced above) were made available to those able to pay and how many ...

Iso: Where does Jane Fonda rate on that scale? Well, certainly below celebs like the Fox News whore puppet Ann Coulter, and that blathering shit-bag of delusional Christ-o-holic rants - Michele Bachmann. Still, Fonda has done a thing or two which I cannot find myself able to forgive her for. Ever. ...

Iso: Where does Jane Fonda rate on that scale? Well, certainly below celebs like the Fox News whore puppet Ann Coulter, and that blathering shit-bag of delusional Christ-o-holic rants - Michele Bachmann. Still, she's has done a thing or two which I cannot find myself able to forgive her for. Ever. ...

the Supreme Eternal Leader for the Democratic People's Republic of North Korea Kim Jong-un was chilling in the dust. Due to the Burner vibe, which Kim totally got, no longer in North Korea is wearing LED finger pointers or pink fur a crime punishable by hard labor for the offender and family...well...

I don't know if the "Sherpa's" story is true, and I haven't thought of any way of verifying it Maybe start here to begin your journey down the ever growing rabbit hole. Supposedly the accusations began here: https://www.facebook.com/groups/laburners/ and grew like a prairie fire over here: https://...

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