Someone please tell me that this is a joke thread.

AntiM wrote:Read the frakkin' survival guide!

Please take the time to read it. I promise you will come better prepared, have more fun, and have fewer items confiscated at the gate.

Casino's hang out liquor like water to anyone who is gambling. Just find some penny slots and bring along a collapsable container. You're bound to get a decent amount before they catch on and kick you out!

Almost all of the grocery stores in the area will be stocking extra supplies for the playa-bound. Raleys at N McCarran & Pyramid has an entire aisle set aside with water, charcoal, a few cheap grills, etc. But, just remember that there are 40,000 other people headed there that may have the same plan...

Toolmaker wrote: Not everyone has a Gringotts vault around here.

And those who do are promoting forced goblin labor.

I'd bring out my banjo, but more than likely I'd just embarrass myself. Hope to be there though!

There has to be some way to promote some sort of solution.... Maybe someone could get a bunch of empty medication containers, punch 2 holes in the top and run a lanyard through it. Then you could take all kinds of arts & crafts type stuff and decorate it. Instant wearable AND functional art, right t...

Allanon, Rather than taking on such a huge event (Burning Man), why not start with a smaller, more intrusive group to target. I understand that there is a group of playa destroyers who converge on the desert with pussy littly Dodge Neon cars for races. Oil dripping, tire scarring, and noise polluti...

What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?















The epileptic oyster shucker shucks between fits!

And also, watch out for the cows. There are plenty of free range cattle on Hwy 447, and every year there seems to be at least one auto vs. cow accident on that road, usually just north of nixon. I work for the REMSA, the ambulance company in Reno. We also provide advanced medical treatment & transpo...

"Ballad of a Misplaced Frat Boy" Silly little boy left his frat house far behind came just to see tits save all summer long two-fifty for a ticket gonna see some tits Damn, this road is long Shit. They don't sell any food? At least I brought beer. Where's my bag of beads? I can toss them out to girl...

My persoanl favorite is the Pnuematic Diner. It's located on the top floor of the Truckee River Lodge at 501 w 1st st. In reality, it's nothing more than a room at the lodge that has been allowed to operate as a diner, so space inside is sort of limited. I wouldn't suggest taking a large group there...

Interesting.... And the blue chemicals they use in the tanks doesn't present any sort of a problem? It wasn't the shit itself I was concerned about to begin with, it was the blue liquid that they use. Okay, you've got me. I have to admit it. Yes I've stared down at the depths of a portable toilet be...

SERIOUSLY, the whole story is made up SIMPLY by those who want to discredit Burning Man!! I really hope that comment wasn't aimed at me. I'm just passing along information here, not trying to start anything. I personally think this story is totally bogus. I am in no way trying to tarnish a well-ear...

I sent the below email to the earth guardians on Monday evening, and Susan replied back to me the next morning. As I mention in the email, I have absolutely no proof that this story is fact. I'm hoping that someone can uncover the truth for themselves and stop something like this from happening! The...