FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lost my lamplighter pendant! It fell off in my sleep in Reno last night and I was on the plane before I realized it. Anyone get two this year? Willing to stop a broken heart and perhaps receive a small reward?
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yeah I just got tired of adding (HA!) after every little witty thing. But I do see the humor in that statement, yes.

I'm actually more amused by the phrase "luxury to defile a sacred anything"

Good stuff, though. Glad to have gotten something going here.

well.... I was expecting nudity or lingerie but this is pretty cool, too!

I'm already dreading it again this year. No matter what I do, no matter how little I drink, I can NOT make it back to civilization without the terrible need to defile some sacred Indian ground. Ideas? In the car will be (barring any random virgin pickups like we had last year) just myself and my ver...

This being my 4th year, I'm trying some new stuff that works at home: 1) peppermint oil. Dear effing god I LOVE this stuff. Chew peppermint gum, sniff some toothpaste, whatever it takes. I carry q-tips dipped in pure peppermint oil to stick under my tongue (and yes that burns a little). It's an anti...

so pig candy... it's like... bacon with a kind of seasoned toffee coating? If I'm picturing this right it sounds a hell of a lot better than dipping it in chocolate! Did it come out all crispy bacon with candy/spice coating?!?!

Timezone LaFontaine wrote:I've had good luck getting info on sex camps just by hanging around the main stage, or various food vendors.

Various food whatnow? EWWWW!!! You perverts are VENDING?! that's fuckin nasty, yo.

I'm dying to see how this turns out! I agree with the masses thus far in that I see no reason you "can't" do it, but several reasons you "shouldn't" I'd really like to know how the "fluid set of rules" Toolmaker referenced is applied because that sounds a lot like "what we don't like we have a rule ...

what I've learned in my 3 years of mobile barwenching: #1 get alcohols (and if you ROCK get hot dogs and otter pops) #2 put them in people #3 post a sign saying that "You must be 21" because misrepresentation is a felony in NV and any 16 year old ravers in eyeshot of that sign that drink anyway are ...

what about cutting up and "mosiac-ing" mylar? You can get a two-pack of mylar emergency blankets super cheap at hell-mart, and a good amount of glue should hold something that light to any non-stretch fabric right nice! It's light, cheap, glue-able, reflective, flexible....

"This is undoubtedly the most important Bacon in private hands."

quote. of. the. year.

I'm pretty sure I just set a distance record for beer-shot-through-nose.

skygod wrote:If the wages of sin are death,
What if I work Pro Bono?

the wages of sin ARE death, but after taxes it's just kind of a tired feeling.

'muricah, and the 'muricun dream

How about setting up Starbucks's all over the place. One at each cardinal point to the man, one across from each entrance to center camp, and - obviously - one across from another one for no reason. One on a bike that just follows one random person everywhere for a day? One INSIDE the man (pavilion)?

and just because I never responded to the original topic:

My quote after the first year was "It was ten times harder than I thought it would be, and a hundred times more worth it."

mdmf007 wrote:
How about "Ford Lincoln Mercry present Burnigman 2008. Featuring Nelly, 50 cent, dave mathews, fireworks extravaganza, "

later

I just threw up in my mouth a little....

Awww Honey! You're going to make me cry!!! I really am super-passionate about it though, when I think if it that way... Dork: yup. yup. and yup. It's way broader than people are thinking. BMorg can name any theme they want and the city will do something totally different with it. And it will ROCK. I...

Lesson learned at the airport this year: If you say anything along the lines of "Camping Trip", the FAA will inspect your bag immediately - looking for guns. If you say "Art Festival", the FAA will inspect your bag immediately - looking for drugs. Pack wisely, because ANY description of Burning Man ...

Wrath7sins wrote:Most overused phrases? "Last year..." and "next year..."

Thank you.

1. 99.9% of the people saying "I won't participate if that's the theme" are the same types that failed to leave the country AS PROMISED when Bush was re-elected. Stop whining. Joyfully interpret. Cope. Or be one of the honorable .1% who actually stand by their word and don't go in '08. 2. Black Rock...

I second the vote for White Dragon! We loved them in 2005, and were blessed to have them as our neighbors this year. They made me (twice!) mushroom-free noodles, kept us in the loop with all sorts of playa news, and let us know it was time to kick it into gear every night with the flame-torch tower....

unjonharley wrote:
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I'll give you all the dead glowy IF you give me all your dead batteries to dispose of.....

Deal. Assuming that we use disposable batteries at all.

If it helps put any minds at ease, I'm working on an art project for this year that centers on this exact problem! The concept is a tree of rebirth. I think it's going to look a little sad during the day, but the plan goes like this: The tree will have a few long willowy branches surrounding a large...

Huzzah! Let him know I've packed an inflatable sex... SAX! I meant sax.

Yeah the newest veet is totally awesome, and what I plan to go with actually.

Latest cast update: FRANK cast BRAD re-open JANET open MAGENTA cast - Koooooosh! RIFF cast, but needs understudy COLUMBIA Cast as Ariyana, entropy as understudy EDDIE open DR. SCOTT cast! CRIMINOLOGIST cast, but needs understudy Primary casting needs: An asshole and a slut! We also need understudies...

Oh, I found a tiny globe at Tarjay that's easy to pack if you want.

Brilliant! Space suits and wig hooray!!!!!! And hell yes Riff can have a beard, last year Frank had tits and Rocky had blue dreads! Redoing castlist with these changes. Oh and don't worry about the wheelchair, M, our Dr. has his own!