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by Major Roosevelt
Fri May 25, 2007 12:05 pm
Forum: 2007 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)
Replies: 972
Views: 194051

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by Major Roosevelt
Fri May 25, 2007 12:04 pm
Forum: 2007 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)
Replies: 972
Views: 194051

We at the Kastapo HQ agree komlpetely with Spectabillis. Though most of us are in management, we do have very hard working, unionized Truth Extractors who are very much in demand. If they get stuck on moop detail, it just isn't right. Some enforcement is required. The Truth Extractor's ARE willing ...
by Major Roosevelt
Tue May 22, 2007 8:37 pm
Forum: 2007 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)
Replies: 972
Views: 194051

With the growing number of kids coming to Burning Man, there has to be a way to protect them from all the nudity and sexual free expression found at this event. Sex and violence, sex and violence, sex and violence....we are all so sick of all this sex. Kids should be exposed to violence and violenc...
by Major Roosevelt
Thu May 17, 2007 7:53 am
Forum: 2007 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)
Replies: 972
Views: 194051

All greeters are invited back to the Terminal City Brewery post shift for a cold (fusion) one on us....

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Black Rock City's first microbrewery run by the Kastapo using mostly slave labor from past viktories.
by Major Roosevelt
Thu May 17, 2007 7:46 am
Forum: 2007 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)
Replies: 972
Views: 194051

Kernul Killbuck wrote:Image

Oops... did I let the cat outs the bag too soon?
Wow, something about this greeter's look is unexplainably appealing....
by Major Roosevelt
Wed May 16, 2007 2:57 pm
Forum: 2007 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)
Replies: 972
Views: 194051

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by Major Roosevelt
Mon May 14, 2007 7:43 am
Forum: 2007 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)
Replies: 972
Views: 194051

Calling all non-affiliated doomsters, Join or Else...

[img]http://www.genproj.com\graphics\Apokiliptika_Marine_Korps_Recruiting_Poster.jpg[/img]
by Major Roosevelt
Tue May 08, 2007 9:47 am
Forum: 2007 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)
Replies: 972
Views: 194051

Colonel Sue Ahhh....for the simpler days before torturing our enemies bekame so damn boring. I've gotten to the point that even genital shocking has lost it's allure....must increase the voltage! ....anyway, plans for that warm event are not settled...hence my silence these past months. I hate even...
by Major Roosevelt
Tue May 08, 2007 8:46 am
Forum: 2007 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 07- Terminal City (Village)
Replies: 972
Views: 194051

Achtung, photo for editing and use....someone MUST do something with this. She even looks like she is on the playa!!!

Now, back into deep cover.....


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by Major Roosevelt
Wed Sep 06, 2006 1:47 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

Kernul and Krew

Welkom Back!!!!

Those of us (the few....the shamed) who missed this year due to duties on other fronts are jealous and envious but look forward to a full report.

All hail our doomed leader!

Major Roosevelt
by Major Roosevelt
Tue Aug 22, 2006 5:35 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

....found photo of Norwegian Bikini Team uniform the Herring Huggers are bringing to BM2006....they plan to "let it all hang out" and throw kaution to the wind with these sexy outfits.

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by Major Roosevelt
Tue Aug 22, 2006 3:55 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

LiveWire wrote:http://campherring.googlepages.com/elive.wmv


...Audio by EL Wire, video by LiveWire.

Very well done. Hard to believe this is of Norwegian origination.....or is it?????

Things like this make me want to take my Paint Shop Pro and go home....
by Major Roosevelt
Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:02 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

http://www.theplaceforitall.com/image/Top-Secret82619.jpg WARNING - KA INTEL REPORT - WARNING Danish spies just transmitted this image of the Camp Herring assault flight preparing for transport to the U.S. and hence to Nevada. [STOP] Prepare all air defence mekanisms immediately. [STOP] KAStaPo age...
by Major Roosevelt
Mon Aug 21, 2006 9:02 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

...warning to follow...
by Major Roosevelt
Mon Aug 21, 2006 10:00 am
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Camp Herring
Replies: 883
Views: 433331

....just sent a Western Union telegram to the Apokiliptika Kat Herders Union so that they know this will be waiting for them on the playa.

Look for a large dust cloud coming from the west!


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by Major Roosevelt
Sun Aug 20, 2006 4:27 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

We tried that last year but doom kame just the same.
by Major Roosevelt
Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:00 am
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

Poisoned fish...I know just how to lure them in....

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by Major Roosevelt
Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:42 am
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

....and another thing....who the FUCK cares what the Norwegians think of our president?!?!? It's kind of interesting that everyone knows who our president is but no one has a freakin' clue who the president or premier or whatever they call him or her of Norway is....though you can be sure his first...
by Major Roosevelt
Fri Aug 18, 2006 5:02 am
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

Not to get "off thread" but I just want to remind these Norwegians that if it wasn't for us world-savvy Americans they'd be speaking Japanese right now with Attila the Hun sitting in their capital of Copenhagen deciding which part of Norway is closer to Pakistan. It must be the tropical heat that f...
by Major Roosevelt
Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:45 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

Finally, some good news...

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by Major Roosevelt
Thu Aug 17, 2006 5:44 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Camp Herring
Replies: 883
Views: 433331

Fire Wire wrote:Image
Not quite.....

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by Major Roosevelt
Wed Aug 16, 2006 3:57 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

But once in a while....a new one...

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by Major Roosevelt
Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:10 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

DON'T FORGET TO MARK YOUR KALENDARS!! http://www.apokiliptika.com/tac_veh_race_icon.jpg MUTANT TANK RACES - TUESDAY 3PM 29-AUG-06 http://www.netnewsasia.com/images/stories/Akasi_tiger_crew.jpg WINNER GETS APOKILIPTIKA SOUVENIR -IDOL- OF MAJOR ROOSEVELT! http://www.netnewsasia.com/images/stories/Aka...
by Major Roosevelt
Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:52 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

Norwegians carry Barbie into Battle!

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by Major Roosevelt
Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:54 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Camp Herring
Replies: 883
Views: 433331

Fire Wire wrote:Sixpack the Apokiliptikan way!! Hahaha
Norwegian Six Pack
Note pleated Euro-Trash skirt...

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by Major Roosevelt
Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:46 am
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

B.B., Wires, et al: It is so nice to hear that the Camp Herring staff will drive about in a BMW. As for Kamp Apokiliptika, and in partikular the KAStaPo, we have ordered a fleet of Mercedes Benz staff cars. http://usmbooks.com/images/HEERESGRUPPE%20B/HGBbk5.jpg Here we are on a Playa tour... These ...
by Major Roosevelt
Mon Aug 07, 2006 10:40 am
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Camp Herring
Replies: 883
Views: 433331

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Dahlink! Blah Blah Blahski!
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BB-Take this back to the KA thread....staff car awaits!!!
by Major Roosevelt
Sun Aug 06, 2006 1:33 pm
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Camp Herring
Replies: 883
Views: 433331

Thank you for that warning, that was not my intention at all, I' sorry if I had ruin someones PC. I'll hope not!!! :-( Just one more reason to hate Herring Huggers and stamp them out where ever they foul this earth....in every dark corner where vermin and Norwegians hide.....das ist our Struggle......
by Major Roosevelt
Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:33 am
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Kamp Apokiliptika - Doom 2006
Replies: 2289
Views: 567433

...and in your comfort, rest easy....Air Apokiliptika knows why you fly....

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by Major Roosevelt
Sat Aug 05, 2006 9:17 am
Forum: 2006 Theme Camps
Topic: Camp Herring
Replies: 883
Views: 433331

May I WASH her socks? [ahem... this is an example of what's known as thread degradation, just in case you wondered!] :roll: "Thread Degradation" began okkurring at Camp Herring the day the thread was opened. Besides, all we of the Apocalypse wish to do is show you that we are not the gods you might...

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