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by Sobretta Franjipan
Thu Jan 03, 2008 4:01 am
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: The "Dream" is a jumped shark
Replies: 24
Views: 10075

DVD Burner wrote:The hot dogs are the best. especially after the vendor just gets back from going to the bathroom without washing their hands.


And just where are these street vendors going to the bathroom in NYC? Their pants?
by Sobretta Franjipan
Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:28 am
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: Two words
Replies: 133
Views: 41566

wheat berries
by Sobretta Franjipan
Thu Jan 03, 2008 1:23 am
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: Art on Burning Dude's postcard
Replies: 2
Views: 1388

Art on Burning Dude's postcard

Wow, it's really Photoshop 101: those clashing colors, that cheesy sax, the "Las Vegas" sign (!), American Graffiti font, the gradient background, odd angles, imbalanced. Is this the best they could do?
by Sobretta Franjipan
Thu Oct 06, 2005 4:41 pm
Forum: 2007 Equipment/Tools
Topic: STOLEN! Ugly strap on dildo-ON MICKEY MOUSE!
Replies: 6
Views: 6311

Turns out they ran over it. It was square in the middle of Broadway and Alder in downtown Portland in the middle of the afternoon. They stopped to see what they'd hit, saw it and threw it in the back of her truck. Uhhhhhh, yeah, right. That's what they told you anyway. It was this year so...
by Sobretta Franjipan
Thu Oct 06, 2005 2:47 am
Forum: 2007 Equipment/Tools
Topic: STOLEN! Ugly strap on dildo-ON MICKEY MOUSE!
Replies: 6
Views: 6311

I never wanted (to use) it in the first place!

You are obviously not getting what is funny about this...
by Sobretta Franjipan
Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:32 am
Forum: 2007 Equipment/Tools
Topic: STOLEN! Ugly strap on dildo-ON MICKEY MOUSE!
Replies: 6
Views: 6311

STOLEN! Ugly strap on dildo-ON MICKEY MOUSE!

Yes, someone had the audacity to permanantly "borrow" the ugly, beige cheap black plastic harness style strap on that Mickey was using(with control). And this was "gifted" to me by a non Burner friend. Wouldntcha know they return the mutherfugging Mickey the day I was leaving (so got to haul the ugl...
by Sobretta Franjipan
Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:19 am
Forum: 2007 Other/Misc
Topic: Photos: Girl dancing with bottle on her head
Replies: 4
Views: 2260

Ha ha ha

This reminds me of a BM story from about 3 years ago. It was right after the man had burned and fallen and mayhem was happening. Some guy was yelling into a walkie talkie trying to find his friends. We were dying laughing as the guy was dressed verrrrrrryyyy normallllllllllllyy (by anyone's standard...
by Sobretta Franjipan
Thu Oct 06, 2005 1:10 am
Forum: 2007 Humans
Topic: Español y Argentinos @ 9:50 & Dementia (approx)
Replies: 0
Views: 876

Español y Argentinos @ 9:50 & Dementia (approx)

Hey guys. You "kidnapped" me and "forced" me to join you partying, dancing, ???ing and I had a blast. Looked for you later but never saw you again. We partied on...Tuesday? I had on a fur hat, fur coat, hot pants, and boots. I woke up in the back of a pick up truck with the sun starting to blast and...
by Sobretta Franjipan
Thu Oct 06, 2005 12:24 am
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: Need ride to SF Decom from LA
Replies: 0
Views: 523

Need ride to SF Decom from LA

Am flexible to leave Friday or Saturday. Will help with gas $. Have a place to stay up there and a ride back.

Thanks!
Sobretta
by Sobretta Franjipan
Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:48 pm
Forum: 2005 Theme Camps
Topic: "Pool Boy" or "Pool Girl" Needed for BM
Replies: 89
Views: 45914

O.K. I admit it-I thought the chill pill idea along with checking out the pool boy sounded, well, peaceable (along with lightening up this thread) but your so darned cranky, nevermind. I live close to Hollywood. Does that make me an asshole by proxy? Why not! If you live in L.A. and can't make fun o...
by Sobretta Franjipan
Fri Aug 19, 2005 2:20 pm
Forum: 2005 Theme Camps
Topic: "Pool Boy" or "Pool Girl" Needed for BM
Replies: 89
Views: 45914

Bigfinger wrote:JEeezz!!!!! you guys are a volatile bunch!!!



HOT LAVA!!!


So when's the chill-pill-all-inclusive-bang-the-pool-boy party anyways?



SF
by Sobretta Franjipan
Mon Aug 15, 2005 4:29 pm
Forum: Keeping Cool
Topic: dry ice
Replies: 422
Views: 286887

synchronicity wrote:. I have accidently frozen beer solid and ruptured cans due to dry ice use.


My God! I'm going to pretend I didn't read that!
by Sobretta Franjipan
Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:50 am
Forum: 2005 Theme Camps
Topic: Laudanum Bars?
Replies: 58
Views: 15498

"--------Not to spread any paranoia but look at the basic stats for this thread: 28 posts, 330 page views, and it has "star" status. Someone's sure paying attention to the thread. So are there any LEO's out there that would care to speak up?" ****************************************** Well, I'm payi...
by Sobretta Franjipan
Thu Aug 11, 2005 3:15 am
Forum: 2005 Theme Camps
Topic: "Pool Boy" or "Pool Girl" Needed for BM
Replies: 89
Views: 45914

Um, nope haven't heard of these "epic" pool parties. And pools are gross on the playa. So you all happen to be in the pool when the dust storm comes? And you pull the handy cover over? Sounds like the most miserable place to be in a storm. Certainly dust will get in and create a nice, gritty, soupy ...
by Sobretta Franjipan
Thu Oct 28, 2004 1:45 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6681410

door slams loudly against wall What kind of juke joint is this? Nighty night at 10 p.m.? brandishing the bottle of raisin brandy shaped in glass like Venus de Milo from the Best Greek Deli takes shot out of Venus's neck To me! And my Full Moon Homies! triple Taurus, ¡Aye, carumba!
by Sobretta Franjipan
Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:33 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6681410

I like gross.


And I stick to one kind of liquor.




sometimes
by Sobretta Franjipan
Wed Oct 27, 2004 1:16 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6681410

geekster wrote:A dirty mexican ghetto whore .. probably should toss in a couple of dried cherries


I'm sure she only had one.
by Sobretta Franjipan
Tue Oct 26, 2004 8:59 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6681410

green babe rolls over and bumps her head on the table leg

Eeeeekk!

door slams behind her before anyone can look up
by Sobretta Franjipan
Tue Oct 26, 2004 2:14 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6681410

Then we better keep it consistent.

Here you go, Sandwichman, a double Maker's Mark.

*pop*
glug glug

clears bowls and washes them in the Fred Flinstone-style elephant "dishwasher"






surreptitiously pours herself another
by Sobretta Franjipan
Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:50 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6681410

* Phew* daintily wipes mouth with linen napkin Pardon my manners. That wine went straight to my head. Here I am stuffing my piehole with this delicious chili. Anyone hungry? I suggest it with the extra sharp cheddar and Sour Supreme™. It is a bit spicy, with lots of garlic, of course. hands on hips,...
by Sobretta Franjipan
Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:19 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6681410

clunk 4 quarters drop into the juke box

I think you guys will like this one. "Bewitched" as performed by Miss Peggy Lee.

The next three are y'alls' choices.
by Sobretta Franjipan
Tue Oct 26, 2004 1:08 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6681410

door slowly creaks open, echoing in the stillness whispering to self: Empty? Loudly: What kind of bar is this? Dontcha know last call is at 2? And frankly I have no aversions to speakeasys. muttering to self: I brought a bubbling cauldron of vegetarian chili to an empty house? I wasn't going to dri...
by Sobretta Franjipan
Tue Oct 26, 2004 12:51 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: I don't "get it". Can you help me?
Replies: 76
Views: 13558

I thought I had lost it; when I really had it.

And then I fucked it up.
by Sobretta Franjipan
Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6681410

buckethead alien wrote:Oh lordy, discipline. Well, it's about time someone dusted off GE's cuffs. But I haven't <i>done</i> anything. Wah.


Oh, a crybaby. You don't like spankings? O.K. your punishment is that you don't get any.

Coffee's apparently working.
by Sobretta Franjipan
Sat Oct 23, 2004 2:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6681410

Thanks for stopping by Nipples.

What's red coffee, Cowboy?

Boy, I really should be running along to do some work. My boa constrictor hasn't been cooperating lately and we need some quality time.
by Sobretta Franjipan
Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6681410

That's what I like; a little respect. Cowboy Angel you probably want it black? Now, Buckethead, what's this with your mom? I certainly hope your mother didn't dress like this in bars. Now get over here for your spanking. sips stale coffee It's never too early for a little discipline. Fresh coffee's ...
by Sobretta Franjipan
Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6681410

Yeah, hang on Nipples. Fresh pot coming up. Cream? Sugar? Whaddya need Sensei?

What exactly is that drink a "Buttery Nipple"? That made with coffee?

pulls robe a little tighter around body
by Sobretta Franjipan
Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:43 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6681410

behind the bar, helping herself to the dregs from the coffee this morning.

thump-dumping out the filter. ffffffftttttttttt ripping open a fresh pack


To no one in particular: What, no grinder?

To Sensei: Show? You saw the 'show'? Uh, I thought that was private. You part of The Pink Pussycat?
by Sobretta Franjipan
Sat Oct 23, 2004 1:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 6681410

stumbling into the bar, eye shades crookedly pushed up around disheveled hair, torn slip covered somewhat by flimsy robe, fluffy slippers shh shh shhhing

Coffee.

Cappuccino?

Cooooofffffffffeeeeeee.

slumps on corner barstool warily eyeing the joint
by Sobretta Franjipan
Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:26 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Replies: 107
Views: 11831

cowboyangel wrote:I'm a Green, is there anything else?


You got it, baby!

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