Yep, this works.

You somehow left out Barbie Death Camp. (Doc Pyro)

I knew you'd show up to pitch your own camp; no need for me to do it.

Drive rebar or lag bolts into the playa next to the support emt poles. Wrap both tightly with saran wrap. Wrap over the saran with gorilla/duct tape to secure. Party like a rock star for the week. To uninstall: Cut thru tape/saran wrap and remove. Pour a bit of water around rebar/lag. Wriggle/wrest/...

Chill.

I 'brought' my daughter her 21st year.
(She had her own tent.)

We communed at camp dinnertime.

There was that one special afternoon where her friend was tripping on 'shrooms and I made safe space ...
Oh, and the first time she smoked pot (so paranoid, so cute !!!!)

If you want to hang out in playa bars, yes.

I'm 55 and I get carded every year.

Hello and welcome. Your best path to finding a camp is to A) look in the Theme Camps looking for campers thread here; B) browse the 2018 camps listing on the main site and contact those that interest you. Camps rarely (if ever) reach out to random internet folks, they're looking for pro-active peopl...

Welcome! My community, too, was ravaged by fire recently; I believe others here can also relate. Forward thinking, and immediacy, are two of the (many) things I cherish in this community. Look to the future, mate. Interestingly enough, BRC is home to no plants or animals, other than the elusive fair...

We had better luck with pumping the water over a chickenwire frame with burlap draped over it.
More surface area for the breeze to do its part in the process.

Do it.

Poly Paradise, Retrofrolic, Suspended Animation, Spanky's, and so many others!

Do some research then dive in.

They say in the journal that this map intentionally overshoots the actual placement zones.

Elliott! Love your camp and bar! I think this talk needs to happen and I women aka future mommas will be your largest demographic! Promote it early and do it mid week I'm sure you'd get a decent turn out! *digdugdude: Please note that Elliot's is a bike repair station with a grand piano and some lo...

Coconut water, y'all.

Some brands are pretty nasty, I find that the Costco brand is easy to swallow.

Radical Self Reliance?

Techniques may vary based upon hood/no hood, but all dicks are fun.
(Cooches, too, I'm equal opportunity)

Is this where "Different strokes for different folks" comes from originally?

Could be fun, mister.

Well, yes, but Orgy Dome isn't run by the Org, doesn't take money, and single lonely hippies aren't welcome there.

I want him to play Tom Lehrer on the piano for sing-a-longs.

I read somewhere, a while ago (how's that for non-committal?), that back in the day, The Hat felt that it would be good to have a centralized place for new folk to acclimatize and be acculturated. So, coffeehouse?

Hippies and tourists who need a safe, neutral gathering space.

Tee hee.

Doc, I'm not quite sure you would be 'qualified' to stand in for Ygmir; are you a member of the Nordic pantheon?

Alrighty, I'm in for a more-some with Titty, Elliot, and Ygmir.

Meet me at the dive bar, after the carrot protest, and we'll storm the Orgy Dome.

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And anyone that would question my participation level, or my burniness(TM), could bite my (lovely) ass.

That there has all the makings of a theme camp attraction!

You should stop by my camp; we'll add ass-biting as a feature, just for you (but you'll have to get a Blow Job, first).

Hey, Oso, Acapplaya is an acapella jazz(ish) group that sings on stages/environments set up by other Black Rock City builders/participants all over the playa.

They *might* arrange your work for jazz vocals.

They *are NOT* a booking agent.

*disclaimer: I am not a member of this group*

Honestly, if I weren't the one tasked with driving the camp's infrastructure truck to-and-from, I would *totally* do the rockstar, fly in thing. Yes, I *could* afford it, if I planned accordingly. I accrue many extra costs to accommodate supporting the camp's necessary transport regime; if I re-dire...

There is no guarantee.
Expect nothing.
And every thing.
Say YES!!!

Look into Burner Express Bus. You should be completely self-reliant, don't rely on strangers to provide you with anything you need to survive on the playa. You can't just show up and 'join' a camp at the event. BXB riders make a camp at the playa Depot called Hoverlandia. Thanks...but isnt finding ...

Do you really think some random woman wants to get down with you so you can 'experience' the Orgy Dome?

Do you know that it isn't *really* an orgy?

It is a clean(ish) air-conditioned space where couples and moresomes go to get sexy with eachother.
(It also isn't a dome, they just call it that)

Don't use Gaffer's tape. You want blue painter's tape because it doesn't leave a nasty residue behind.

Pour some water around the post prior to extraction.

'Twist and Shout!'

Ooooh, please DO drop in for some shade, a BlowJob, or a spin in the Vortex!!!