Cell phones are like GG Allen-they suck donkey balls!

I am using your technology to erase and enlighten you!

My ufo will destroy or fuck you.

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Just because there are real people to talk to you opt for a piece of plastic.

Cell phones defeat the purpose of the event.

Leave your plastic at home.

You fucking suck! You are a default asshole that twitters and googles your tits and ass to the world. You just killed Burning Man you techno pumping designer drug dropping shithead. All your douche bag friends will be sending critical tits to war torn regions of Africa.

Bite Me!

Nobody has my prego 70 either, if you try to develop the film you will find it to be reversal slide film that can only be processed in a film lab with the correct chemicals. The slides will have shots of The Mermen playing on the Tsunami Stage.
Please find me
I'll make it up to you
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I'm paying the price for partying too hard! Please someone find my R09 and I'll make it up to you!
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This is killing me! this recorder has built in stereo mics and records onto sd card, it also must have fallen out of my pocket while riding the trike. It has The Mermen on there if you plug in headphones and listen to the last tracks.
I'll reward you for this one/ the camera as well.
thanx
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The camera is a film camera I lost on Sunday at sunrise, it has Fuji Velvia 100 speed slide film (what are the chances of 2 of these?) I got a bit toasted and it fell out of my pocket on the trike.
kw

That's right folks! Over 3 hours worth of Video, Super8 film, 8mm film, 16mm film and 35mm stills in both Black and White and Color from the past 10 years out at Burning Man. The gig is Free at The Park Chalet, 1000 Great Highway- Golden Gate Park meets Ocean Beach starting at 8:30 on Friday May 19t...

I hate it when people quote me! Make your own fucking quotes please!

Burnt to a Crisp is one of the 16mm films I shot out at Black Rock City, I would try to explain the film but you would have to see the thing for it to make any sense. The gig was over your head any way!

Well folks I must say this was quite a spectacle, to add to the long list of crazy shit that has gone on at our gigs; my head on fire the great hula hoop incident of 2006 animal from the muppets did a percussion solo drunk bimbo lands on Les's beer and my mike blue grass songs about corpses in the m...

Holly Shit! Hunter S. Thompson is posting a reply from the grave, Thanx dude! you taught me that it is possible to live on Ramen Noodles and still have your dignity intact. RIP Hunter, we will never forget your words of wisdom!

Yes- Indeed I am sorry! That would be Golden Gate Park, all the way west, when you get to the mighty Pacific Ocean, The Park Chalet 1000 Great Highway, San Francisco, California, in the good old United States of America. 2 Bands, no cover charge, 8:30, bring your kissing cousins- we burn the man sho...

We have decided to add THE PINE BOX BOYS for an opening set on Saturday April 15th- they start at 8:30. These good ol boys kick the living crap out of you acoustic Bluegrass style and leave you breathless (literally) Once again this is a FREE gig at The Park Chalet where GGPark meets Ocean Beach, 8:...

Important date change, SATURDAY APRIL 15th at the Park Chalet- the day after Good Friday, Sorry about that one- Cuatro Caminos may be able to make it up to you out on the Playa this year-I'll keep you posted.

burnt to a crisp!

Our new song is called "The Ice Cream Man" I'm also working on a song about Apple Pie, and a song about Mesquite BBQ Brisket. I had to give up beer though- it caused me to freak out again and again.......I suppose I'll write a love song for beer some day!

Dude! Your head is on Fire!

Cuatro Caminos is playing both April Fools Day (Sat. 4/1) and Good Friday (Fri. 4/14/06) at the Park Chalet, Golden Gate meets Ocean Beach. This is the sight of the legendary Mermen shows where yours truly performed the deadly "Flaming Helmet Gag" where I set my head on fire and freak everybody out....

Just kidding!
My chopper bike has only made it to 8 burns!
My name is Bob, and I like the Drive By Shooting Camp!

When I was a kid, camping trips did not include a 40 foot effigy of a man clad in neon, that was to be sacrificed to the Gods!!!!!! Lets not even talk about Temples< Lets talk about Vaginas!!!!!!
Love you all- IF
you are a freak!
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ps My Chopper Bike Has been to more Burning Mans than you!

Let's talk about Vaginas!
I think Mel Brooks said it best
"In the scientific community I think we can all agree that the woowoo, or the coochie, is indeed the most powerful force on Earth!"
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Hey! You're a British Burner! and I thought my commute sucked! I was being Over Dramatic to make my point about the 24 year old kid who never made it to Burning Man. Check this out, I'm reading this Indian book- Vidya Vahini-and you can change the words a tiny bit like so; Vidya impels man to pour i...

Hi! My name is Bob and I've never been to burning man, and by the looks of Y'all's posting it seems I'll stay away from these Evil Pyro Non Christian Right Wing Religious Freaked out On Dope Hippie Bastards From Hell Event. Thank Jesus and Repent!

The funny thing is I went Back for more!!!!!!!!!!!
Still searching for my Vidya Vahini (the light within)
She is around the corner, but not this corner-at least I know where to look for her!

love and peanuts!

Hugh Thank You for your insight-I would not have known this without your participation. Does anyone remember David Bests first temple in 2000- that piece was burned on Thursday night, I remember the freezing cold rain (it SNOWED in Tahoe that night!) You could have showed up at Burning Man Thursday ...

Yes! Thank You! That is what I'm looking for, mostly what bothers me is that the structure was destroyed Friday and thousands of burners didn't get to see the thing let alone interact with it. What I saw Friday night was ONE guy in a giant crane, with a granite wrecking ball, having his way destroyi...

How many people didn't even see the Machine? Tell me-I'm dying to know, this piece was funded with an enormous grant so DID YOU SEE THE MACHINE? OR NOT?

So far I am an Unemployed, Fag, Troll, Republican, terrorist (according to this forum) But I would like to know How many folks interacted with The Machine which was destroyed Friday night at BM05, I felt bummed at the destruction of this giant interactive monster and went into Burning Man Therapy ov...

It is truly amazing with all these brilliant folks that all we can talk about is titties!?!?!?!?!>!

Give it up dude you sound like a republican!

Thumbs up to spectabillis for the Kangaroo kicking the photographers ass- I hope that was rockdad (who needs to fucking chill out!) I am not a professional photographer so I dont shoot lots of people- or nudity for that matter, the issue is USE-If you want to PUBLISH or SELL a photograph of ANYONE y...