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by Ken Wheels
Sun Sep 06, 2009 10:56 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Whose brilliant idea was it to put a cellphone tower@BM
Replies: 94
Views: 11086

I am posting this from outer space

Cell phones are like GG Allen-they suck donkey balls!

I am using your technology to erase and enlighten you!

My ufo will destroy or fuck you.

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by Ken Wheels
Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:53 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Whose brilliant idea was it to put a cellphone tower@BM
Replies: 94
Views: 11086

Smash all of your god damned phones!

Just because there are real people to talk to you opt for a piece of plastic.

Cell phones defeat the purpose of the event.

Leave your plastic at home.
by Ken Wheels
Thu Aug 27, 2009 11:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Whose brilliant idea was it to put a cellphone tower@BM
Replies: 94
Views: 11086

Whose brilliant idea was it to put a cellphone tower@BM

You fucking suck! You are a default asshole that twitters and googles your tits and ass to the world. You just killed Burning Man you techno pumping designer drug dropping shithead. All your douche bag friends will be sending critical tits to war torn regions of Africa.

Bite Me!
by Ken Wheels
Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:10 am
Forum: 2007 Gadgets (phones/cameras/etc.)
Topic: Lost Rollieflex Prego 70 35mm Film Camera in case
Replies: 2
Views: 1732

Nobody has my prego 70 either, if you try to develop the film you will find it to be reversal slide film that can only be processed in a film lab with the correct chemicals. The slides will have shots of The Mermen playing on the Tsunami Stage.
Please find me
I'll make it up to you
wheels
by Ken Wheels
Tue Oct 16, 2007 11:03 am
Forum: 2007 Gadgets (phones/cameras/etc.)
Topic: I also lost an Edirol R09 stereo recorder w/mics
Replies: 1
Views: 1477

I'm paying the price for partying too hard! Please someone find my R09 and I'll make it up to you!
wheels
by Ken Wheels
Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:23 pm
Forum: 2007 Gadgets (phones/cameras/etc.)
Topic: I also lost an Edirol R09 stereo recorder w/mics
Replies: 1
Views: 1477

I also lost an Edirol R09 stereo recorder w/mics

This is killing me! this recorder has built in stereo mics and records onto sd card, it also must have fallen out of my pocket while riding the trike. It has The Mermen on there if you plug in headphones and listen to the last tracks.
I'll reward you for this one/ the camera as well.
thanx
kw
by Ken Wheels
Mon Sep 03, 2007 8:18 pm
Forum: 2007 Gadgets (phones/cameras/etc.)
Topic: Lost Rollieflex Prego 70 35mm Film Camera in case
Replies: 2
Views: 1732

Lost Rollieflex Prego 70 35mm Film Camera in case

The camera is a film camera I lost on Sunday at sunrise, it has Fuji Velvia 100 speed slide film (what are the chances of 2 of these?) I got a bit toasted and it fell out of my pocket on the trike.
kw
by Ken Wheels
Thu May 11, 2006 7:15 pm
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: I'm showing over 3 hours of my Vintage Black Rock films FREE
Replies: 0
Views: 745

I'm showing over 3 hours of my Vintage Black Rock films FREE

That's right folks! Over 3 hours worth of Video, Super8 film, 8mm film, 16mm film and 35mm stills in both Black and White and Color from the past 10 years out at Burning Man. The gig is Free at The Park Chalet, 1000 Great Highway- Golden Gate Park meets Ocean Beach starting at 8:30 on Friday May 19t...
by Ken Wheels
Mon Apr 17, 2006 8:06 pm
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: Cuatro Caminos Live@The Park Chalet Sat APRIL FOOLS+GOOD FRI
Replies: 5
Views: 2108

I hate it when people quote me! Make your own fucking quotes please!
by Ken Wheels
Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:18 pm
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: Cuatro Caminos Live@The Park Chalet Sat APRIL FOOLS+GOOD FRI
Replies: 5
Views: 2108

Burnt to a Crisp is one of the 16mm films I shot out at Black Rock City, I would try to explain the film but you would have to see the thing for it to make any sense. The gig was over your head any way!
by Ken Wheels
Mon Apr 17, 2006 7:04 pm
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: PINE BOX BOYS opening for Cuatro Caminos on Sat. not Friday
Replies: 6
Views: 2313

Well folks I must say this was quite a spectacle, to add to the long list of crazy shit that has gone on at our gigs; my head on fire the great hula hoop incident of 2006 animal from the muppets did a percussion solo drunk bimbo lands on Les's beer and my mike blue grass songs about corpses in the m...
by Ken Wheels
Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:31 am
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: PINE BOX BOYS opening for Cuatro Caminos on Sat. not Friday
Replies: 6
Views: 2313

Holly Shit! Hunter S. Thompson is posting a reply from the grave, Thanx dude! you taught me that it is possible to live on Ramen Noodles and still have your dignity intact. RIP Hunter, we will never forget your words of wisdom!
by Ken Wheels
Thu Apr 13, 2006 11:28 am
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: PINE BOX BOYS opening for Cuatro Caminos on Sat. not Friday
Replies: 6
Views: 2313

Yes- Indeed I am sorry! That would be Golden Gate Park, all the way west, when you get to the mighty Pacific Ocean, The Park Chalet 1000 Great Highway, San Francisco, California, in the good old United States of America. 2 Bands, no cover charge, 8:30, bring your kissing cousins- we burn the man sho...
by Ken Wheels
Wed Apr 12, 2006 6:39 pm
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: PINE BOX BOYS opening for Cuatro Caminos on Sat. not Friday
Replies: 6
Views: 2313

PINE BOX BOYS opening for Cuatro Caminos on Sat. not Friday

We have decided to add THE PINE BOX BOYS for an opening set on Saturday April 15th- they start at 8:30. These good ol boys kick the living crap out of you acoustic Bluegrass style and leave you breathless (literally) Once again this is a FREE gig at The Park Chalet where GGPark meets Ocean Beach, 8:...
by Ken Wheels
Fri Mar 31, 2006 5:25 pm
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: Cuatro Caminos Live@The Park Chalet Sat APRIL FOOLS+GOOD FRI
Replies: 5
Views: 2108

Important date change, SATURDAY APRIL 15th at the Park Chalet- the day after Good Friday, Sorry about that one- Cuatro Caminos may be able to make it up to you out on the Playa this year-I'll keep you posted.

burnt to a crisp!
by Ken Wheels
Tue Mar 21, 2006 10:35 am
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: Cuatro Caminos Live@The Park Chalet Sat APRIL FOOLS+GOOD FRI
Replies: 5
Views: 2108

Our new song is called "The Ice Cream Man" I'm also working on a song about Apple Pie, and a song about Mesquite BBQ Brisket. I had to give up beer though- it caused me to freak out again and again.......I suppose I'll write a love song for beer some day!

Dude! Your head is on Fire!
by Ken Wheels
Tue Mar 14, 2006 5:17 pm
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: Cuatro Caminos Live@The Park Chalet Sat APRIL FOOLS+GOOD FRI
Replies: 5
Views: 2108

Cuatro Caminos Live@The Park Chalet Sat APRIL FOOLS+GOOD FRI

Cuatro Caminos is playing both April Fools Day (Sat. 4/1) and Good Friday (Fri. 4/14/06) at the Park Chalet, Golden Gate meets Ocean Beach. This is the sight of the legendary Mermen shows where yours truly performed the deadly "Flaming Helmet Gag" where I set my head on fire and freak everybody out....
by Ken Wheels
Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:15 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: That dude actually had a bad time at Burning Man, read this
Replies: 20
Views: 7043

Just kidding!
My chopper bike has only made it to 8 burns!
My name is Bob, and I like the Drive By Shooting Camp!
by Ken Wheels
Tue Feb 28, 2006 10:07 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: That dude actually had a bad time at Burning Man, read this
Replies: 20
Views: 7043

When I was a kid, camping trips did not include a 40 foot effigy of a man clad in neon, that was to be sacrificed to the Gods!!!!!! Lets not even talk about Temples< Lets talk about Vaginas!!!!!!
Love you all- IF
you are a freak!
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ps My Chopper Bike Has been to more Burning Mans than you!
by Ken Wheels
Sun Feb 26, 2006 10:02 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: That dude actually had a bad time at Burning Man, read this
Replies: 20
Views: 7043

Let's talk about Vaginas!
I think Mel Brooks said it best
"In the scientific community I think we can all agree that the woowoo, or the coochie, is indeed the most powerful force on Earth!"
applause!!!!![color=red][/color]
by Ken Wheels
Sat Feb 25, 2006 9:22 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: That dude actually had a bad time at Burning Man, read this
Replies: 20
Views: 7043

Hey! You're a British Burner! and I thought my commute sucked! I was being Over Dramatic to make my point about the 24 year old kid who never made it to Burning Man. Check this out, I'm reading this Indian book- Vidya Vahini-and you can change the words a tiny bit like so; Vidya impels man to pour i...
by Ken Wheels
Thu Feb 23, 2006 9:17 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: I want to complain......
Replies: 65
Views: 21588

Hi! My name is Bob and I've never been to burning man, and by the looks of Y'all's posting it seems I'll stay away from these Evil Pyro Non Christian Right Wing Religious Freaked out On Dope Hippie Bastards From Hell Event. Thank Jesus and Repent!
by Ken Wheels
Thu Feb 23, 2006 8:44 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: That dude actually had a bad time at Burning Man, read this
Replies: 20
Views: 7043

The funny thing is I went Back for more!!!!!!!!!!!
Still searching for my Vidya Vahini (the light within)
She is around the corner, but not this corner-at least I know where to look for her!

love and peanuts!
by Ken Wheels
Thu Feb 23, 2006 1:08 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: The Machine-How many folks interacted with this piece?
Replies: 8
Views: 2451

Hugh Thank You for your insight-I would not have known this without your participation. Does anyone remember David Bests first temple in 2000- that piece was burned on Thursday night, I remember the freezing cold rain (it SNOWED in Tahoe that night!) You could have showed up at Burning Man Thursday ...
by Ken Wheels
Wed Feb 22, 2006 5:34 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: The Machine-How many folks interacted with this piece?
Replies: 8
Views: 2451

Yes! Thank You! That is what I'm looking for, mostly what bothers me is that the structure was destroyed Friday and thousands of burners didn't get to see the thing let alone interact with it. What I saw Friday night was ONE guy in a giant crane, with a granite wrecking ball, having his way destroyi...
by Ken Wheels
Mon Feb 20, 2006 7:34 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: The Machine-How many folks interacted with this piece?
Replies: 8
Views: 2451

How many people didn't even see the Machine? Tell me-I'm dying to know, this piece was funded with an enormous grant so DID YOU SEE THE MACHINE? OR NOT?
by Ken Wheels
Sun Feb 19, 2006 7:42 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: The Machine-How many folks interacted with this piece?
Replies: 8
Views: 2451

The Machine-How many folks interacted with this piece?

So far I am an Unemployed, Fag, Troll, Republican, terrorist (according to this forum) But I would like to know How many folks interacted with The Machine which was destroyed Friday night at BM05, I felt bummed at the destruction of this giant interactive monster and went into Burning Man Therapy ov...
by Ken Wheels
Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:06 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: That dude actually had a bad time at Burning Man, read this
Replies: 20
Views: 7043

It is truly amazing with all these brilliant folks that all we can talk about is titties!?!?!?!?!>!
by Ken Wheels
Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:30 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Thanx for the Newbie Love, titties + beer oh my!
Replies: 38
Views: 8852

Rockdad? your reply speaks for itself!

Give it up dude you sound like a republican!
by Ken Wheels
Sun Feb 12, 2006 11:01 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Thanx for the Newbie Love, titties + beer oh my!
Replies: 38
Views: 8852

The Kangaroo photo wins!!!!!!

Thumbs up to spectabillis for the Kangaroo kicking the photographers ass- I hope that was rockdad (who needs to fucking chill out!) I am not a professional photographer so I dont shoot lots of people- or nudity for that matter, the issue is USE-If you want to PUBLISH or SELL a photograph of ANYONE y...

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