DangerMouse wrote:I think that any theme that would allow me to combine ninjas and waffles would be great.

I like this plan,
this is a good plan,
I am proud to be a part of this plan.

J

While looking into bringing cuban goods into the U.S I ran across a list of restricted items, Absinthe was was listed as not being allowed into the U.S. However if you were in a country where it was legal, (U.K., Chezch. Republic), and accidently switched the label with a comparable pastis that was ...

Grand Theft: Monkey

I didn't read it, I just work at a book store.

I've heard mixed things about it. Some people I've talked to it swear by it, others say the guy is full of shit. But the thing is a constant seller so there must be something to it.

J

The book is
Eat Right for Your Type by Peter J D'Adamo
ISBN 039914255X

J

Abraham Shaw.

too classy for porn though, unless I'm, playing a professor, a sexy professor.

j

I have a crush on Alice (and Linda Carter when she was Wonder Woman- but that's another story). we're actually the same person, but i think you already knew that. hmmm, I was going to try and plan a little get together between the 3 of us, I guess we'll just have to do things a second time (maybe a...

I have a crush on Alice (and Linda Carter when she was Wonder Woman- but that's another story).

J

I remember awhile ago when I was in highschool, every so often during a gathering up north, or in someones basement, it didn't quite matter where, a "puppy pile" would build. Whenever you see a bunch of sleeping puppies in a box they are just lying everywhere using each other as pillows, limbs and t...

asperger's syndrome is a form of high level autism, that, unfortunately, is usually not diagnosed until the subject reaches somewhere around the teens. It is usually diagnosed as other learning disabilities, which is quite often why it is hard to diagnose. Although some people with it have, or at le...

I got a 135, I guess it's pretty good. Not Mensa good.

J

really expensive coffee, and I am referring to beans that were picked by the hands of nubile blonde virgins, may have a generous no overhead cost of cost 45 cents total. Of which the cup may have a max cost of dime. Though I have yet to attend, I am assuming is not going to be using the top of the l...

hmmmm. I must look in this, I know a couple graphic designers who owe me favours.

J

I've decided that I am going to bring a shit load of monopoly money at some point of time attempt to puchase something at the center cafe, it might only work once. Or just dress like the guy from the monoploly box and randomly declare people have "won second place in the beuaty contest"

J

I've been toying with the idea of learning, just to create some poorly made giger-esque furniture.

J

speaking of the string theory, I propose the theme be "Grand Theft: Monkey". I realise that the aren't related, but I'm horrible with segways.

J

actually I put it next the the "Action Heroes Handbook"

J

I can't remember the name of the book that's just come out on the topic but from most I've read, It does'nt seem to (metrosexual that is) be a substance viable lable of any kind. I believe it's called "Metrosexual's Guide to Style", the name of the author escapes me. (provided it's the same one we ...

Rob the Wop wrote:My vote:

Titties and beer.

Does this mean the theme is Frank Zappa?

Raheer wrote:BC, however, has DAMN GOOD Cold Beer and Wine stores, so you might be able to pick some good stuff up there, if you feel like trying to run it across the border....

BC is the opposite side of the country from where I live. But thanks for the tip. Are Nevada liquor sales state run?

J

I have a feeling I'm going to be like a kid in a candy store the first time I enter an American liquor store. In Ontario alcohol sales is Gov't run, so the selection sucks compared to evry where else.

J

I came across this awhile ago
http://www.whatbadgerseat.com/

J

Oh man, not the corporate book of the year thing again. Let's see, with Sprint in 2002 it was Gung Ho!, this year it's the FISH book. Spencer Johnson's new book "The Present" is out, the companies are going to be cramming it down your throat soon. I feel your pain, I work at a bookstore. I have to ...

Ivy wrote:yeah, I'm offended that I don't rank high enough to be on the list... I'll have to work harder at that.

If it makes you feel better should the feature become available, I'll plonk you but only for a little bit and only as a favour.

J

Flux wrote: I have an idea, Julie! Why don't you tell us what you did with them!

I was thinking the same thing

Blenderhead wrote:
J is exactly right;

This goes to show the 6 grand spent on culinary school wasn't a waste of money.

alice wrote:
i just don't want you to lop it off.

OHHH don't cut off my penis, I almost made a big mistake there

J

but peeling them underwater doesn't help with crying while cutting or cooking them..

When using onions, chop them up and rinse them under cold water in a colander for a few minutes before adding them into whatever you're making. This "deflaming" process removes the enzymes (the ones that make you cry) crying has nothing to with enzymes, onions release a gas (I think sulphur) that r...

being underestimated makes my life a whole lot easier.

J