Missing? MISSING? We're not fools around here. Everyone knows that the Norwegians are supposed to return to the playa this year, and they're most likely still pissed over their defeat. I'd be willing to bet they've kidnapped the Kernul and a ransom note will appear shortly. (No matter what the story...

Flight Advisory Alert: The UA wants to warn all interested parties that for the next 5 weeks aircraft operations will commence just East of the main ridgeline of the Sierras. These aircraft will be engaged in cloud seeding operations The UA also announces that a spare weather satellite is being repo...

Bah, the UA has an answer to that potential house of horrors for the Oslo group. http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f193/Kinetic80/747sp_1.jpg This image was taken prior to delivery of our 747-SP from Boeing. Thanks to the assistance of some friendly Israelis this aircraft also sports the latest in a...

News Alert: From onboard the UA's Space Station 7: Lt. General Taqiyyah's 10 am CDT Press Conference regarding the mysterious attack on Camp Herring General Headquarters: Kamp Apokiliptika is at it again. Using the launch of Space Station 7 as a cover for a sneak attack the Kernul's minions launched...

00:07 CDT This message is unencrypted, rebroadcast is permitted. The Uncanny Alliance has deployed Space Station 7 into supersynchronous orbit. The payload and onboard systems of this new Space Station are top secret. Even the notorious Oslo Spy had no clue about the launch. As if he ever had a clue...