Imagine how delicious it will be and how sexy you'll look, and how great you'll feel sipping a nice meat shake while wearing your beautiful meat hat.

Very nice, nogganoodle!

Any final decison on how to make the bodies for the dump truck?

Look up!

What's that on your head?

Is it a wig?

Is it a hat?

IT'S FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

Meat hats sound so cool. But how can a vegetarian join the fun? Sure, there's melon and cheese head but they don't have the stomach shuddering glamour of meat hats. Would a faux-meat hat of tofurkey work?

Discosybil wrote:Kay Two,Will you have any time this summer to work on the cart?

Jeez, Woman, get off my back.

brillig wrote:(and I see by the multiple edits that KayTwo is either a perfectionist, or just obsessive)

A little from Column A, a little from Column B.

Oh, this is fun! Today: you look fabulous. Tomorrow: not so hot. A mix-up of lube and sun screen will reveal unintentional results. You will be unfairly blamed for gas you did not pass. Carrie's Mom was right: They're all going to laugh at you. The Feds are watching you and then sending reports to ...

The people in the camp next to you are talking about you behind your back. Rocket Bob is the one stealing your dirty underwear. You will go on a long trip. Coming down will take several weeks. Your true love will be marching in Critical Tits. It will be a man. Everyone says you're cool. No one belie...

Goatse! Goatse! Goatse!

I've been asked, "What's so wrong with hats made of meat?" Here are my answers: 1. After an hour in the hot playa sun, the hat will have a horrible stench. 2. Meat hats will invite terrible puns: pork, weiners, meat balls, rump roast, tongue sandwich, etc. 3. It will attract files. 4. It will attrac...

Meat Hats.
So wrong in so many ways.

But wait, there's more! Movies The Omega Man -- Charleton Heston as the last man on Earth. Unless, of course, you count the light-sensitive, albino, psychopathic murders out to kill him. The Island -- Creepy take on cloning with corporate evilness in the mix. Lot's of action with plenty of chase sce...

Thanks, Discosybil. I like your freaky dancing cat. (Uhhh, it is a cat, right?)

Zoeypants, Omigawd, I LOVE your Flying Spaghetti Monster hat so hard. Here's some other yarn textiles from What Not To Crochet Medusa: One look, and you're stoned. http://static.flickr.com/28/64179623_3dcd0e0bfc_o.jpg Octopus: Won't stick to your face. Much. http://static.flickr.com/29/56601075_dda7...

Discosybil, I like the idea of cross-pollination of movies, but take care to not get too ambitious and muddy up the concept. The Stepford Wives is a great idea, it blends well with Soylent Green's views of consumerism (pun intended). Clockwork Orange visuals, I think, would dilute what is, in my opi...

...Sheets of Nori? Hand out on Tuesday, wearing Tyvek suits and masks... I love the idea of Nori. Soylent Green Crunchy Snackables! Kids love 'em! I, too, was also thinking of Tyvek suits. Emblazoned, of course, with the Soylent Green Biscuit Company logo. Wouldn't want other Burners to question th...

AntiM wrote:...thinking of durability, and wrapping vs naked cookies...

MMMmmmm, naked cookies. Gaaaaruullllummm.
(Slobberly said in Homer Simpson voice.)

TRON made me the geek I am today!

Man, when you Burners wrap your mind around a concept, you really go for it. This forum has me now wanting to re-visit several movies and books I've forgotten about, but once loved. Anyway, here's some more movie ideas: Barbarella -- Jane Fonda as the highly-sexed Queen of the Universe. pits herself...

And Don Johnson plays the lead role (not the talking dog, the boy).

Tuesday is Soylent Green day!

(...sign seen in the movie...)

No way. But I'll be encouraging other Burners to come in and lay down. Maybe even fatten them up before they take that final nap.

More Futuristic Movies: BladeRunner (Real person or replicant?) A Boy and His Dog (Sterile people in White Face) Metropolis (So retro, so the Future) Gattica (Genes mean everything) The City of Lost Children (Co-joined villaness, talking brain in a jar, confused clones) Planet of the Apes (Damn dirt...

Hell, yes! A nice tent with beautiful murals of the outdoors, lovely music, and a comfy cot. The only catch: once you enter, you never leave!

What about a euthansia room like the one Edward G. Robinson visited? It'd be a nice place for people to relax...forever!

Omigawd, Soylent Green is one of my fave movies. I especially like the retro-future game consoles: white molded plastic apparently loaded with a crappy 2-dimensional version of Asteroidz. Ohh, the Future is scary!