Following an announcement to the interweb page of the book of faces regarding recent equipment procuring, this discussion emerged: Critical Apokiliptika item obtained. One DOOM-enabled oven-mitt holster/flask sheath. Plus Order of Lenin flask. Need Stolichnaya! Je****er That... is... awesome! If the...

Everything is coming together. The LampLighters won't know what hit them.

Indeed glorious despotic leader of ours! The infiltration of the crew of lamp lighting is complete. I have secured domicile, and have prepared cosDOOMery for corralling the masses. Much DOOM abounds! There will be amplified vocal arrangements courtesy of the uber-cone of course, and general jack-ass...

Greetings Comrades.

I recently wrote this to get a feel for what was in my head. I've read quite a bit about Peak Oil over the last few years, and have seen the similarities (up to a point) and thought I would post this to get some idea what others think. "If you represent the whole history of man from the moment of ag...

Hey cool! SCUL! I've been reading your klub's site for years. I use SCUL lingo all the time. Inspired! My own chopper was created in 2003 and can be seen here: http://www.elevendistant.com/ickypaw.html Make sure to visit APOKILIPTIKA to see my new and improved chopper: http://www.elevendistant.com/B...

BoxaRox wrote:

Abso-fucking-lutely hilarious!

This just in from the depths of Apokiliptika Lab's Texas facility:



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You may have escaped this time, but Apokiliptikans never give up!

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Greetings fellow doomsayers. My life has been forever changed. Doom is good. I want to personally thank Jellyfish for the lift and Killbuck for the invitation to camp with the Apokiliptikans. I also want to extend warm hugs and fuzzy tickles to all my new friends: BB, Jammer, Frenchy, Bad Dawg, Kris...

A 27' diametre 2 frequency EMT dome, hardware and parachute shade. Sorry I can't remember the names of the beautiful people who helped us, but Land of Enchantment camp truly and sincerely wishes to thank these wonderful souls! At about 2:30 am, 3 miles east of Wells, NV our truck and art trailer wen...

Do not lock the door.
Some people knock. If they do, say, "Come in!"
Some people don't knock. Smile and say, "Welcome!"

I have to agree that in 5 years of burning, the cleanest potty experience thus far is 2003.

Shouldn't the potties be white instead of blue? They'd be a lot cooler I bet.

One can go on and on about the problems with stowaways and all that, when there is such a simple solution. Pay extra for your ticket. Buy early, pay double. Buy an extra ticket and give it away. If you can afford it, pay it forward. If you can get a free ticket, buy one anyway and give it away. Brin...