Hi! You lot I'm back the prison gave me the sack they said I done my time now I can get back to rhyme but first I gotta learn the knack. Birdman welcome back home to the roost. Hope your limerick battery 's all juiced. Time in the slammer Is a great way to hammer All those words, verbs and phrases ...

oneeyeddick wrote:It is what I say when I have a wet fart while driving on I-80 after I already passed the rest area by Lovelock.

Ooh, it does sound kind of like a squishy fart.

Years ago, a Norwegian named Lars Naarsforten was finally going to Burning Man after wanting t for years. But he was unprepared, didn't read the survival guide...ended up coming about 2 weeks too soon. Got stranded out by the trash fence in the midday sun, ran out of water, and died of dehydration a...

Camp Combobulated, part of Combobulated Misfit Fuckaye Control Village, located at Combobulated and 4:30 (Street was previously Columbine, but we hated that name so we re-named the street Combobulated). Hey neighbors. We're at 4:45 and Combobulated (hate to say but that name fits our camp...) We we...

John Pedone, a 40 year old resident of Granada Hills, tragically lost his life in a motorcycle accident in Valley Glen on Friday, May 4, 2012. A lifelong resident of the San Fernando Valley, he graduated from El Camino High School. John was a veteran lighting technician and member of The Internation...

Kamp Suckie Fuckaye ( the Suck & Fuck Bar ) will be hooking up with Mystikal Misfits and, I believe, Black Rock Animal Control to form a village. We were also told by Placement that no trenching was allowed this year. Anyone know why? Most of KSF is a part of the Garnish fire conclave so we won't k...

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thisisthatwhichis wrote: think a Daft Punk party is in order.

I heard Skrillex will be playing at 4:30 and C on Thursday at 10pm, but he's going all incognito, so the guy playing won't really look like him.

Camp Combobulated, part of Combobulated Misfit Fuckaye Control Village, located at Combobulated and 4:30 (Street was previously Columbine, but we hated that name so we re-named the street Combobulated).

If the max capacity of Burning Man, because of the BLM permits, traffic capacity of surrounding highways, etc is...say...65,000 (10,000 more than we have had)...There STILL is more demand than you can fit there, so something's gotta give. Anyone who has taken Economics 101 knows that if you raise or...

No, I did win. I decided I didnt want to risk it at all, so I went for the most expensive tier. But 2/3 of my friends did not. That's worse.

CONFESSION: when it was first proposed, I thought the lottery system sounded fair, and I trusted BMORG to make sure that it worked, and of course, everyone would end up getting their tickets. All my friends were freaking out, bitching about this terrible stupid idea. Calm down, I said, it will work ...

goathead wrote:Sounds like Wensday evening will be fun.
Nothing like having your camp overrun by Homebrews bringing beer, mead, and other brews.

Home Brew Fest

This little activity sounds like it might be intriguing enough to draw you out of your camp!!

Hahaha, I have experienced every one of your camp planning problems to a greater or lesser degree, and am deeply sympathetic. In my opinion, your only solution lies in organization, planning and committment. I recommend you approach the camp planning like you would a professionally run event. Have a...

Open letter to all wheeled burners who visited our camp and went up in our elevator - THANK YOU!!!!! Thank you for providing me personally, and I feel comfortable saying, everyone in our camp, a tremendous, moving and lasting gift at Burning Man this year. I'm referring to using our Hotel's elevator...

Cheyenne wrote:camp and an utter fire hazard.. but similar fire retardant materials can be used C

No problem!! There are thousands of Fire Retards at Burning Man.

Gravybrain brought live music to the playa for our 3rd year. There were quite a few other live bands playing some of the same places we played (Mystikal Misfits, The Dept of Tethered Aviation, Booby Bar, Center Camp Cafe). We played in our own camp a few times near the corner of 7:30 and Athens (ac...

The megaphone banter between Dr. Carls and Suck n' Fuck Saloon was very entertaining. I think Mystikal Misfits may've been getting in on it also. He he...we were just having a conversation among neighbors...and clearly too lazy to leave our respective corners. Each of us obviously thought our corne...

Carl Cox had to cancel his Burning Man journey this year due to family medical emergency. This happened a couple months prior to BM starting. He was super bummed out not to be back in BRC. He should and hopefully will be back next year at OT. In other CC news, anyone hear his BM related cd he relea...

My camp, Mystikal Misfits, all laughed very hard last year on Thursday night as thousands of people streamed past our camp toward the Daft Punk hoax out at 420 and E (duh). This year's hoax was even funnier - cuz guess what our address is? 4:30 and Baghdad. We also had by sheer coincidence the fanst...

Don't do it. You'll regret it.

Just FYI - you DO NOT need a permit to serve drinks, unless they are fresh squeezed juices. If you're just doing a bar, you DON'T need a permit. You DON'T need a permit if you are making food and just serving it to your "friends." Only if you are serving it the "public." So if you want to make a for...

... So I just found out TODAY what the damage will be and, yes, that F's up our carefully crafted budget in a significant way. For ONE in/out delivery. And now I am pissed. :evil: Try to find out if they are delivering anything else at BM. They may already have one. If they are delivering to anothe...

Hey you burning bitches n blokes Mystikal Misfits Tuesday happy hour provokes cocktails and games, music and flames and prizes for best limericks n dirtiest jokes Translation - Mystikal Misfits Waldorf Mystoria Hotel, located at 4:30 and Baghdad, has a hotel convention happy hour at 3pm daily. Tuesd...

FARMOPOLIS - 4:30 and Cairo - put on your cowboy hat and boots and come to the Cornhole Bar for a drink and show us your skill on the ManChanical Bull! Soooo can't wait to ride the mechanical bull!!!! Please bring your entire camp by Mystikal Misfits Waldorf Mystoria Hotel for our happy hour on Sat...

Bike racks I designed for our camp. About $15 each. Materials (per rack): 10 foot length 1" steel conduit. Two 2 hole steel conduit clamps. Two pieces 3/8 in., 2 ft. long rebar One 2x4" board. Screws. Test height of pole with a large bike, and make sure the rear wheel is about 6 inches off the groun...

Let the fleecing begin!! Why not just get them a regular ticket?? Do they get in faster with this special pass? Yes, purchasing a regular ticket is one option - FOR EVERY PERSON, EVERY DELIVERY. We have a delivery with like 4 guys, that's 4 tickets. The vendor pass I guess, it's faster or something...

Let the fleecing begin!! Why not just get them a regular ticket?? Do they get in faster with this special pass? Yes, purchasing a regular ticket is one option - FOR EVERY PERSON, EVERY DELIVERY. We have a delivery with like 4 guys, that's 4 tickets. The vendor pass I guess, it's faster or something...

Just received the new rules from Placement requiring vendor passes (cost between $750 and $1,500) or full priced, non-refundable entry tickets for each delivery coming to your camp. So having fuel for generators or rental equipment delivered to the camp will cost us another $350 - $750. This was ann...

Hey Madmatt, How about posting the names of people that wanted to camp with you, AGAIN, this year. It might be valuable to others. I wouldn't do that unless I KNEW this was the case...the whole reason I started this discussion was because I wanted to know if my suspicions were reasonable or if anyo...