People Unlimited when I moved to Scottsdale this group lived three doors down. It is also when my psychic rapings started. They frequent burning man often. Kevin Brown use to DJ at the burns. And they played on the eplaya. There is your connection. If you are associated with them you are in the sock...

People Unlimited is the cult that pointed me towards you.

I'm I'm home

Gosh my new Facebook page where I don't have one friend yet was shut down for community standards issued. No one gets it on their feed but it offended so many, hmmm I wonder how that happened? Confirmation. Eyes everywhere. Oh no what will Jack the Pumpkin King do, what will I do. I guess I will wai...

Wtf 700 dollars to get a camping pass. Burning Man doesn't offer any amenities except parta potties as they have to, they would have you crap in a slaves mouth if they had their way. 700 dollars for a ticket for an event put on by the customer. You pay for it then you buy enough for everyone and the...

Is you tried so hard for 26 active years to hurt me and you did. I have grown and am not going to forgive. You made you bed now lay in it. 26 years of people showing their hand and confirming what I already knew. I don't sleep anymore and when I do I am in control. I am God on earth and you all, ins...

We where Nazis but now we're cool, what's 6 million Jews anyway camp. We have "Gas Chamber" showers that will make you go "oooh to hot... And sexy." Homemade buttons for your memorabilia vest, made with actual bone, but don't ask where we got it from. Tee hee! And drink to the death of anyone that i...

If you meet a pretty person at the Burn slip them a mickey and when they pass out drag them to your camp and just tell people they had to much to drink. Then rape every hole on their body and try to cum on their back so when they wake up they will say "yucky" funny huh. Them when you are done raping...

They have been all about the money for years, but they really amped up the game! Just imagine a world where Burning Man is 24/7 and the world caters to our every whim. Free coffee, free food, free shelter, free love! This is the way it should be and you can have it now for only the cost of a ticket ...

Those involved will say "but it all can be explained!" And it will all be of nature, death everywhere, the art of lose. No one will want to believe that God could be so cruel, all those poor innocent people just looking for a good time and then phhhht nothin. Why would God do this to us? Ahhhh... Oh...

Safety 3rd. Still funny today as it was 20 years ago. Today it will be as relevant as the first time you said it.

Ouch that's gotta hurt.

Over the years you have all "given" me "gifts" that were not a good match, most where the opposite of what I wanted so I am returning them to you. All the psychic stuff, I return. All the pain and suffering, I return. All the curses, I return. All of it that did not help me on my journey and was mad...

Remember to try new things. Always have your poopdeck ready for seamen. Haven't you always wanted to try taking a little rogering up the bumm, faggots are standing by!

Make sure you get the Go Go Juice it will make you do the trippy dance.

Wishes made, you where too beautiful to allow the cult to let you live. Promises that I will join you never came true. Patron Saint of Compassion, Empathy, and Sympathy I do this for you.

There will be the dance of the psychic masks starting with "send in the clowns" these masks are permanent and stay with you after death so you can see who you really are.

"But I am the great clown."

Your Go Go juice will force the natural salts from your body's leaving you nothing but waste. The salts will blend with fishy poo lake and you will be infused in alkaline forever more to burn in the rain. No one will miss you but they will talk. Your legacy will be that of my return and celebration....

I have my Muerto mask. It is the mask of death. I wear it with honor as I transport the dead to their final destination with song and dance. I am. I will not forget. I do not accept your forgiveness and crocodile year apologies. You reap what you sow and I remember everything. You will know only pai...

7 nation army by the white stripes.

This year I am going to the playa with candy for all, yummy yummy candy. And a chair to sit in while you hit the pipe. Watch your teeth rot out of your head and clumps of hair fall out as you get a fabulously new look that says "I am a fucking moron!" Wrinkled emaciated faces and bodies to drape shi...

We have to bring back Jim Jones camp. It would be so relevant to this year. Kool aid toast at midnight!

We are looking for a few people to give their service as slaves. You will be expected to service the elite on command and say thank you then await punishment. You will be ours body and soul for the entire Burn then give your life in sacrifice. There will be no pleasure for you but you will know that...

I am Jack the Pumpkin King
Lord of Halloween
Master of Halloween magic
In the League of Champions I am Muerto

We dance, I take the trophy. You are out of shape, and let's hope there are no fatties at the Burn this year.

Icky Bicky boo!

I am Jack the Pumpkin King and your magic is revoked. Nothing left to do but die by your own hands. And Apok say "ouch that has to hurt!"

Now say it with me "you can't do that!" Already done.

We all know that the art is an excuse for the burn. Burning Mans art is the art of death. We create it during the event. The pieces that are created by real artists are red herrings to get suckers to not see the blaring truth. The art of death is not art. It evokes emotion but not the kind that is w...

So many people come to Burning Man seeking an answer to the question what is it? Well some say it is Satan's birthday party 🥳. But I hear Satan says it is not as he was born on Devil's night. We can still celebrate the flesh and carnal desires and say "Satanhu Akbar!" Knot God is not God. Get it? Kn...

No one is ever going to catch the Burning Man killer. He or they are too smart. They have killed every year making it look like a suicide but the B.ORG knows... They will never get caught. What are you going to do. If you die by their hands consider it a privilege to be killed by GREATNESS. There is...

We are set up at 6 o'clock and A. We are porta-potty handjob camp. Come by and leave a shit and blow your wad with a lubby handjob done by Burning Mans best. We are taking on all cummers. Say you are from Comfort and Joy and we will hang you from the center of camp and eat your cum. Yummy yummy

You made your bed now sleep in it. I have no sympathy for self imposed loser's.

Soddom and Ghamorha 2, flush, swirl,

And Mr Opportunity eats your soul. Tastes sour, like vinegar.

Look forward Move straight Try to deflect it It's not to late To whip it Whip it good. Down the rabbit hole. The light at the opening of the hole disappears, your in to deep. What is life but an illusion. Your path is dark. But wait you see an opening. Drop The Queen of Hearts speaks. "Off with your...