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by Blenderhead
Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:46 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: HELP! (Nevada Lawyers) Drug bust on the way into burning man
Replies: 180
Views: 38165

He confessed, right off the bat. Case closed.

Get an attorney and try to plead out to a lesser charge.

And for god's sake, don't take legal advice from Bob.
by Blenderhead
Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:20 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Questions about illegal drugs at BM.
Replies: 135
Views: 45050

Yeah, and don't listen to Badger; he shows up every year on the Friday before the burn, driving a rented RV with ten cases of bud light and a bag full of roofies for all those nubile, topless hotties.
by Blenderhead
Tue Feb 20, 2007 5:05 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Questions about illegal drugs at BM.
Replies: 135
Views: 45050

Pardon moi, but I'm serious as fucking death - illegal drugs make the BM squishy, to the point of milkshake status.
by Blenderhead
Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:59 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Questions about illegal drugs at BM.
Replies: 135
Views: 45050

Smileys! Gah!

Yo Badger! I'm fucked doing database stuff all week - gimme a call if you can break free later this week for lunch/dinner. We have no kiddie duties, so we can probably make time for stooopidness.

hippie!
by Blenderhead
Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:53 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Questions about illegal drugs at BM.
Replies: 135
Views: 45050

Screw you, Badger!
by Blenderhead
Tue Feb 20, 2007 4:52 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Questions about illegal drugs at BM.
Replies: 135
Views: 45050

Don't know about enforcement, but my BM's get a little squishy if I've been doing illegal drugs.

YMMV
by Blenderhead
Mon Apr 25, 2005 8:18 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Are you Evil?
Replies: 66
Views: 8218

define "evil," please.
by Blenderhead
Mon Feb 14, 2005 9:00 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: eplaya summit
Replies: 191
Views: 25384

:P
by Blenderhead
Mon Jan 17, 2005 8:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17064
Views: 1333200

:!:
by Blenderhead
Wed Oct 13, 2004 1:36 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Tent for next year
Replies: 34
Views: 7896

The ceiling vent of the Eddie Bauer 6-man, 2-room tent (> $100 on ebay) zips closed. Problem solved.

(unless your gf zips the sucker open without knocking the dust off the top of the tent first - then, you get a nice dust shower. Buh.)
by Blenderhead
Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:51 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Celebrity knocks Burning Man on Jay Leno
Replies: 108
Views: 17836

What's a honey bucket?
by Blenderhead
Wed Sep 29, 2004 3:09 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: LUSH - RETURNING THE LOVE IN SF ON OCTOBER 2ND
Replies: 14
Views: 2759

Funny. I followed the link to their site and looked at the pages. On the "get involved" page, there were requests for construction people, seamstresses, and bartenders. On the "donate" page, there were requests for generators, trucks, post hole diggers and palm fronds. Nowhere in there did I see an...
by Blenderhead
Wed Sep 29, 2004 2:38 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Barbie Death Camp & Wine Bistro: Positive or negative?
Replies: 30
Views: 6446

Sorry Doc, but it was better last year.
by Blenderhead
Sat Sep 25, 2004 10:50 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Problem of Vanishing Street Signs after the Man Burns - WTD?
Replies: 101
Views: 29814

Re: the signs

screw the person that said for us to have self reliance in this situation. i was drugged by someone else and needed those damn signs! Oh JesusFuck. Not that the sonofabitch that would do such a thing should'nt be lined up against a wall and shot - but, yeah, the term "radical self-reliance" could b...
by Blenderhead
Fri Sep 10, 2004 9:20 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Problem of Vanishing Street Signs after the Man Burns - WTD?
Replies: 101
Views: 29814

> I actually thought about making replacement signs and putting them up after the originals had been taken as a possible personal project next year. confession: that's a fantastic idea, but in the brain of the wrong person it's a recipe for chaos. Imagine an e-tard stumbling back to find that 10:00 ...
by Blenderhead
Thu Sep 09, 2004 3:17 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: "Down in Front" Fascism Is Ruining My Burn
Replies: 193
Views: 32817

>Both my burns were great and I encountered none of the problems kvetched about in this thread.


Statist.
by Blenderhead
Thu Sep 09, 2004 2:19 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: "Down in Front" Fascism Is Ruining My Burn
Replies: 193
Views: 32817

>rows

Thank god I paid extra for my orchestra seats. My view was spectacular, and the shrimp cocktails served by Crimson's minions were delicious, despite the taint of flaming poi.
by Blenderhead
Thu Sep 09, 2004 1:32 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: I don't "get it". Can you help me?
Replies: 76
Views: 13640

Huh.

I always equated "getting it" with having an 8-inch string of anal beads shoved up the rectal cavity, which I didn't "get" the entire week, despite them being within arms-reach of that FPOS inflatable mattress we were sleeping on.

Maybe I'll "get it" tonight after dinner.

buh.
by Blenderhead
Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:08 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: BLM citations
Replies: 220
Views: 75171

oops, sorry about that, Rob. <drift> BTW, it was great meeting you out there and sharing impressions of the event. Still have a lot to think about, but your analogy of getting beaten with a stick still makes me both laugh and seriously think about things at the same time. Thank you for being there. ...
by Blenderhead
Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:28 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: BLM citations
Replies: 220
Views: 75171

would it be presumptious of me to call "chickenfucker!" on this thread?
by Blenderhead
Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:46 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Outing the Eplayans
Replies: 81
Views: 11028

Also, for the record, many people were greeted by a certain person wearing the very same (cleaned) corset.


If they only knew...
by Blenderhead
Thu Sep 09, 2004 9:40 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Outing the Eplayans
Replies: 81
Views: 11028

All y'all lay off the goat story.


That's MY story, you sunsabitches, and the corset is downstairs.
by Blenderhead
Tue Aug 10, 2004 9:02 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: set-up & kicked out of blackrock in '03
Replies: 51
Views: 12163

troll.
by Blenderhead
Sat Jul 31, 2004 5:21 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Burning during War?
Replies: 60
Views: 13182

Dick Cheney: "Go shopping."
by Blenderhead
Sat Jul 31, 2004 8:55 am
Forum: 2004 Camps, Art & Activities
Topic: Black Rock JCC
Replies: 3
Views: 1106

Will there be gahagafaka?
by Blenderhead
Tue Jul 27, 2004 3:24 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa
Replies: 217
Views: 37949

>Wakka wakka wakka wakka

Apparently, you're really Fozzie the Bear?
by Blenderhead
Tue Jul 27, 2004 8:50 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Whats your fantasy, Sex on the playa
Replies: 217
Views: 37949

obFantasySex:

Driving Larry home right in front of The Man. Then, at the moment of climax, firing a flare into the structure, igniting it.


On Wednesday night.
by Blenderhead
Mon Jul 26, 2004 12:23 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: When does the Survival Guide get mailed out?
Replies: 6
Views: 1345

Received mine last week (but it only had to travel across town).
by Blenderhead
Thu Jul 22, 2004 3:15 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: What do i really need to bring to Bman
Replies: 89
Views: 12102

and earplugs.

Don't forget earplugs.

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