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by MellotronG
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:50 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Goodnight DesertDuck!

and may I say in departing: If you hear a sneeze in the kitchen, cancel that order for nachos/April is sexual awareness month....so practice safe sex.

practice, practice, PRACTICE!
by MellotronG
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:48 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11353018

Yeah, Easter! Bunnies, chocolate, eggs, bonnets, dresses, easter sunrise service at the church of elvis...
by MellotronG
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:45 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11353018

Computers have glitches, pilots have rationale. I HATE computer controlled automobiles. When something goes wrong, you can't troubleshoot it yourself & fix it with toolbox tools, you have to get the damn thing scoped, and technicians cost a helluva lot more than mechanics. And also, I want to see gu...
by MellotronG
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:38 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11353018

I'm sure pilots have had times when they need to override autopilots, like when another 747 cuts 'em off. You honk the horn, roll down the window & flip the other aircraft off....then just keep flying to your destination. Anything goes in international airspace.
by MellotronG
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:34 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11353018

I sure as hell wouldn't fly in some pilotless plane! Sheesh...autopilot is one thing when you're at cruising altitude, but already there are commuter trains w/o operators & that's iffy enough. I guess the good thing is that I don't recall ever reading about a wreck w/fatalities on one of those autom...
by MellotronG
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:30 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11353018

That automated plane was (I think) an Airbus A-330 for Air France. It flew just above the ground and floated into the tops of a forest full of trees and blew up. I think three people were on board. Seems there were survivors, but that went up in such a plume of smoke, I don't see how anyone got out ...
by MellotronG
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:23 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
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what a few stiffies & a pair of pliers will do for a toothache....
by MellotronG
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:21 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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On the same website, or maybe break.com or youtube or one of those video sites, there's a video of a model B-52 crash. That was a big model plane--not quite the size of the Airbus, but certainly bigger than a California condor. When that thing went down and burst into flames, a lot of thick black sm...
by MellotronG
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:14 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
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Little Johnny was just hit by a cannonball. A few tears, a squirt of Bactine, a Band-Aid, and the kid's back out on the playground rackin himself on the monkey bars with all the rest of them.
by MellotronG
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:11 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11353018

I'd like to see a dentist that practices acupuncture...!
by MellotronG
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:10 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Views: 11353018

That model Airbus A-380 flies like it's made out of styrofoam. I bet four model jet engines would seriously overpower that aircraft. I bet only two engines really work, and even then they probably had to be baffled. I'd really like to know how much the thing weighs. I'm willin to betcha around thirt...
by MellotronG
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:07 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Somebody just needs to invent sugar that's an enamel-builder, thta's all.
by MellotronG
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:05 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Views: 11353018

I've got ambesol too--kills tooth pain pretty good. Then you can buy that enamel cement stuff at Albertson's and fill in the cavity--problem is--with a root canal, you gotta get the infection out or you're just cementing over an active wound. They say it's only temporary "see a dentist immediately" ...
by MellotronG
Sun Apr 16, 2006 12:02 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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ouch...tooth pain, eh? What ever happened to the good ol' days of tooth pain--you can just run over to the corner market & buy some clove life savers. I remember the sign about tooth care in my dentists's office--kinda scarey: "ignore them & they'll go away" I have a box of ora-gel too...only there'...
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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I'm gonna put the grapes in my socks, then shove my feet into them. Instant filtering.
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:52 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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I'll download the pics tomorrow & lt you know where to view them--I've been using flickr since I can re-do w/smaller image url's there...
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Check out this meal served aboard an Air Koryo flight (probably an Ilyushin IL-62M) between P'yongyang and Beijing:Image I wonder what the beverage is...

Actually I hear North Korea beer is generally darker, but potent and tasty....
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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smell-o-vision is one thing, but I can't wait for serve-o-vision! All the coffee and coctails jump right off the screen & you can consume them right on the spot.

Right>click>serve!

(Actually, I think the Firesign Theater did a spoof on that in the 70's)

Welcome back, CC. What's the good word?
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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I actually drank a hot cuppa Dr. Pepper, served up hot like tea. Nuked it for a minute & still had plenty of carbonation. Nice with a clove & lemon.
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:22 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Hey, my legal ID is for real...even though I'll admit- I signed it in crayola and moved the decimal point to the right one space....

(and by the way, isn't cyberspace kinda like being in international waters?)
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:19 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
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Mustn't really be any more difficult than back in the early 20th century getting on and pedaling those big wheel bikes.....
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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I think the wildest thing I ever heard about being built in a home shop was an exact replica of an Airbus A-380 with Emirates livery built a year ago. It actually flies w/miniature jet engines and is reputed to be the largest R/C fixed-wing model aircraft ever built. It looks like a human can just j...
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:10 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
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That bike on your avatar....how do you get up on that thing--you have to launch from a loading ramp or a stepladder? I mean--it looks real & functional, but getting on must be tough.
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:04 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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I'm actually getting sleepy--starnge--I just got out of bed eleven hours ago (but had a huge party night last night after waking up early yesterday)
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:03 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11353018

I'd like a big 5-phase JET table saw w/full extensions & a shop to put it in.
I'd like to start a wintertime seasonal business doing electric vehicle conversions.
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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Views: 11353018

That's just it--Craftsman has that great lifetime guarantee indeed
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
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CC, in case you're still here--I'm going to see if Drop-in P's has an update on the break-up on their myspace page
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11353018

I just had a thought....you just never see a Snap-On-Tools truck driving around like you used to. Maybe they're getting harder and harder to find, like travel agencies and Irish setters.
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:45 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11353018

my wrenches are so old, they say Made In Formosa instead of Taiwan. They hark of an era when Mtn. Dew was actually carbonated, and when harass and Uranus were pronounced correctly.
by MellotronG
Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:39 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 11353018

(and the occaisional door-to-door metric crescent wrench salesman)

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