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by Raheer
Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:43 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: art cars are stupid
Replies: 193
Views: 42671

nipples wrote:Talking ART CARS here, folks.
In reference to the topic title, "Art Cars are Stupid", I would say, "Well, of course they are! Not ONE of them could score higher than a 100 on an IQ test!"

Raheer
by Raheer
Wed Dec 17, 2003 9:38 pm
Forum: 2004 Share
Topic: marbles
Replies: 8
Views: 2371

I'd help, but I've lost my marbles.

Raheer
by Raheer
Sun Dec 14, 2003 1:33 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Gifts that say; It would be difficult to care less.
Replies: 24
Views: 7547

precipitate wrote:A semicolon when a colon would do.
A semicolon where your colon used to be.

Raheer
by Raheer
Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:13 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: E=mc2(b14)...
Replies: 177
Views: 30381

Descartes is walking through the streets of Paris when he is approached by the ugliest woman he has ever seen. She turns to him and says, 'Will you make love to me for five francs?' He responds, 'I think not!', and poof, he disappears!

Raheer
by Raheer
Thu Dec 11, 2003 5:04 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: question Re: Kerosene
Replies: 13
Views: 5870

No, trust me. I'm the mad one. I want to get my hands on a nice supply of, say, five hundred gallons of liquid oxygen, and an equal supply of liquid nitrogen, for an art desplay called Fire and Ice.

Raheer the COMPLETELY INSANE!!!
by Raheer
Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:59 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Why do people walk straight thru camps?
Replies: 79
Views: 20790

Or I could just build an alien-crossing sign.

And a Slow Men at Work sign would be perfect. Just set up a pothole with a sign stating that it's due to be repaired on July 13, 7435. Talk about Slow Men!

Raheer the rambling
by Raheer
Thu Dec 11, 2003 4:51 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Good sex stories
Replies: 145
Views: 57148

Re: Never touch another man's squirrel...

Why a squirrel? Why not a Duck? phonicaly, mr smith Why not a Duck? Who want's to have sex with a University of Oregon student? (this said by someone who attends classes at the University of Oregon...). Yeah, when you could be doing it with a geoduck from Evergreen. Raheer the Duck Touche. You know...
by Raheer
Tue Dec 09, 2003 5:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Modify your Body
Replies: 22
Views: 5237

I'm going along with Sanjanaclouds. I would love to get gills. But more importantly, I want elven ears. Indeed, I'm considering actually going to the trouble of getting cosmetic surgery to get them....

Raheer the elf
by Raheer
Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:14 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Who do you love?
Replies: 185
Views: 31436

All of the above!

And:

Kinetic II
Bob
Tzimisce

Raheer the loving
by Raheer
Mon Dec 08, 2003 1:05 am
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: Beer of Choice
Replies: 79
Views: 13980

I live in the NorthWest! But no beer qualifies as ambrosia, even if it does come from one of the great microbreweries we have around Portland. Ambrosia is Mountain Meadows Mead. (Especially the hot spiced variety! Did you head down to Pioneer Courthouse Square for the Holiday Ale Festival? It was th...
by Raheer
Sat Dec 06, 2003 11:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Has the IRS ever investigated Burning Man?
Replies: 26
Views: 6201

III wrote:>intellegent individual who does not NEED to bump his own threads to validate his existance

empirical evidence does not bear this out.
Perhaps not, but he's certainly less annoying than WSPR, agreed?

Raheer
by Raheer
Sat Dec 06, 2003 3:06 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Gifts that say; It would be difficult to care less.
Replies: 24
Views: 7547

A lifetime membership to both NAMBLA and the Christian Coalition.

Raheer
by Raheer
Sat Dec 06, 2003 2:29 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Porta-Potties
Replies: 80
Views: 27121

The worst porta-potty incident I've been witness to didn't actually happen at BM, but at an SCA event in Oregon. My fiance headed out to the washroom in the evening, and when she returned, I asked where her purse was. (She takes it with her because she stores her soapfree hand cleanser in it). When ...
by Raheer
Sat Dec 06, 2003 2:09 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: what do you call the world outside the playa?
Replies: 39
Views: 15506

Kinetic II wrote:Now that everyone's been off-playa for a few months, have any new nicknames for the real world came up? Share them here and keep a good thread alive!
Reality 1.01 beta.

Reality 2.0 is BM.

Raheer

(prize to the first person who writes me with the correct siting of the 'reality 2.0' line...).
by Raheer
Sat Dec 06, 2003 2:06 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Would BM exist without cable ties?
Replies: 40
Views: 13355

Of course we could exist without cable ties! We could always strengthen our ties with dish network and the broadcast networks!

Raheer
by Raheer
Sat Dec 06, 2003 2:01 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: UNIVERSALCITIZEN family!
Replies: 2
Views: 1839

Getting naturalized as a citizen of the Universe has got to be easier than getting naturalized as a citizen of Canada, which I am currently attempting. How do I apply?

Raheer
by Raheer
Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:55 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Good sex stories
Replies: 145
Views: 57148

Re: Never touch another man's squirrel...

Thats true, But for some reason sex isnt at all the same unless Im with my squirrel. Why a squirrel? Why not a Duck? phonicaly, mr smith Why not a Duck? Who want's to have sex with a University of Oregon student? (this said by someone who attends classes at the University of Oregon...). Raheer the ...
by Raheer
Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:42 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Freedom of speech question>
Replies: 56
Views: 18733

Re: Freedom of speech question>

So, does anybody here think WHSP-BMR-LHH is abusing the freedom of this board? Would kicking him off be a violation of his rights or has he/she already forfeited them? .... Personally, I'm of the opinion that it wouldn't be against his rights to kick him off the edge of the Grand Canyon, but that's...
by Raheer
Sat Dec 06, 2003 1:34 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Has the IRS ever investigated Burning Man?
Replies: 26
Views: 6201

I'm with Lydia. BMR is just the latest incarnation of WSPR. He's just trying to keep his own threads going. Enough of your paranoia! I'm definitely not WSPR. I know that by answering him I de facto bump his threads.... You do NOT 'de facto' bump the thread; De Facto, at least compared to you/WSPR (...
by Raheer
Wed Dec 03, 2003 3:21 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: not so much a discussion, but something i wanted to share...
Replies: 110
Views: 20730

I'll be happy to be the juvenile one. Only because I told her that a long time ago, (about her writing of course) and her looks do match her writing. If I had only one ounce of her writing talent I would'nt be the most hated sock on this board. :lol: :cry: :wink: You're not the most hated sock on t...
by Raheer
Tue Dec 02, 2003 11:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: not so much a discussion, but something i wanted to share...
Replies: 110
Views: 20730

Indeed, I think I speak for most, if not all, of us when I say that I can't wait to read your novel!

Raheer
by Raheer
Tue Dec 02, 2003 12:42 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Holiday Blues
Replies: 4
Views: 1841

Might I suggest either Portland, Seattle, Victoria, or Vancouver? You seem like the kind of down-to-earth, caring person that would fit in perfectly here in the Northwest. And we would love to have you!

Raheer
by Raheer
Tue Dec 02, 2003 12:38 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Make-a-playa-bot
Replies: 25
Views: 5776

Me next! Me next! OOH OOH OOH!!!! [/little kid in the front row at school mode]

Raheer
by Raheer
Mon Dec 01, 2003 5:50 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: fantasy structures
Replies: 33
Views: 12898

The Space Needle. Can't you see it? The real thing, transported from Seattle Center to Black Rock City?

Raheer, who needs to stop dropping acid before logging on.
by Raheer
Sun Nov 30, 2003 10:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I Like Talking Shit!
Replies: 13
Views: 3461

Sorry Raheer, I'm taken, ( I thought you knew? ) But we can definately hang out, I actually would like to enlist your help on the Sawblade Harmonica Project. After the holidays I will have more time. Of course I knew that! (It was intended as a joke...). And, as I said in the I Need folder, I'd lov...
by Raheer
Sun Nov 30, 2003 10:23 pm
Forum: 2004 Share
Topic: Need old ginding wheels, gears and sawblades
Replies: 8
Views: 2872

Angry Butterfly wrote:Raheer, I thoght you knew abot the project. It's part Of Dangerous Music Camp! Play It? You are going to help me build it! I'm too busy now but plan on working on it after the holidays.
Oh, goodie goodie goodie!!!! Email me at: [email protected] with info on the project!

Raheer
by Raheer
Sun Nov 30, 2003 4:00 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: not so much a discussion, but something i wanted to share...
Replies: 110
Views: 20730

you know ......you really are something. <sigh> :wink: heh, well, i'm glad you like the writings in addition to the story I really like the pic. you have excellent taste. well maybe the same will happen later with your relationships. or do you really need one? well, i could always use a second rela...
by Raheer
Sun Nov 30, 2003 3:43 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I Like Talking Shit!
Replies: 13
Views: 3461

I chose: I like talking shit because I secretly hope that I'll someday go on a date with the person in question.

And in conclusion, I must state that Angry Butterfly is an annoying jerk. :wink:

Raheer
by Raheer
Sun Nov 30, 2003 3:40 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Your porno name determined
Replies: 259
Views: 63316

Re: Oh Yeah!

Well.. it could be, Simba Hillsdale or Honky Hillsdale (black cat), but my favorite would be Bianca Hillsdale (wrong gender but what the fuck) On the dog side, we won't even address George, Timothy, or Lear. My parents had no imagination with canines Hillsdale? As in the Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway...
by Raheer
Sun Nov 30, 2003 3:35 am
Forum: 2004 Share
Topic: Need old ginding wheels, gears and sawblades
Replies: 8
Views: 2872

I LOVE IT!!! I must, must, MUST be allowed to play it! I assume it's based on the same idea as a glass armonica, but that this one will have sawblades around the spindle, and that it'll be played by placing something else against the sawblades that'll cause both music and pretty sparky-type thingses...

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