nipples wrote:Talking ART CARS here, folks.

In reference to the topic title, "Art Cars are Stupid", I would say, "Well, of course they are! Not ONE of them could score higher than a 100 on an IQ test!"

Raheer

I'd help, but I've lost my marbles.

Raheer

precipitate wrote:A semicolon when a colon would do.

A semicolon where your colon used to be.

Raheer

Descartes is walking through the streets of Paris when he is approached by the ugliest woman he has ever seen. She turns to him and says, 'Will you make love to me for five francs?' He responds, 'I think not!', and poof, he disappears!

Raheer

No, trust me. I'm the mad one. I want to get my hands on a nice supply of, say, five hundred gallons of liquid oxygen, and an equal supply of liquid nitrogen, for an art desplay called Fire and Ice.

Raheer the COMPLETELY INSANE!!!

Or I could just build an alien-crossing sign.

And a Slow Men at Work sign would be perfect. Just set up a pothole with a sign stating that it's due to be repaired on July 13, 7435. Talk about Slow Men!

Raheer the rambling

Why a squirrel? Why not a Duck? phonicaly, mr smith Why not a Duck? Who want's to have sex with a University of Oregon student? (this said by someone who attends classes at the University of Oregon...). Yeah, when you could be doing it with a geoduck from Evergreen. Raheer the Duck Touche. You know...

I'm going along with Sanjanaclouds. I would love to get gills. But more importantly, I want elven ears. Indeed, I'm considering actually going to the trouble of getting cosmetic surgery to get them....

Raheer the elf

All of the above!

And:

Kinetic II
Bob
Tzimisce

Raheer the loving

I live in the NorthWest! But no beer qualifies as ambrosia, even if it does come from one of the great microbreweries we have around Portland. Ambrosia is Mountain Meadows Mead. (Especially the hot spiced variety! Did you head down to Pioneer Courthouse Square for the Holiday Ale Festival? It was th...

III wrote:>intellegent individual who does not NEED to bump his own threads to validate his existance

empirical evidence does not bear this out.

Perhaps not, but he's certainly less annoying than WSPR, agreed?

Raheer

A lifetime membership to both NAMBLA and the Christian Coalition.

Raheer

The worst porta-potty incident I've been witness to didn't actually happen at BM, but at an SCA event in Oregon. My fiance headed out to the washroom in the evening, and when she returned, I asked where her purse was. (She takes it with her because she stores her soapfree hand cleanser in it). When ...

Kinetic II wrote:Now that everyone's been off-playa for a few months, have any new nicknames for the real world came up? Share them here and keep a good thread alive!

Reality 1.01 beta.

Reality 2.0 is BM.

Raheer

(prize to the first person who writes me with the correct siting of the 'reality 2.0' line...).

Of course we could exist without cable ties! We could always strengthen our ties with dish network and the broadcast networks!

Raheer

Getting naturalized as a citizen of the Universe has got to be easier than getting naturalized as a citizen of Canada, which I am currently attempting. How do I apply?

Raheer

Thats true, But for some reason sex isnt at all the same unless Im with my squirrel. Why a squirrel? Why not a Duck? phonicaly, mr smith Why not a Duck? Who want's to have sex with a University of Oregon student? (this said by someone who attends classes at the University of Oregon...). Raheer the ...

So, does anybody here think WHSP-BMR-LHH is abusing the freedom of this board? Would kicking him off be a violation of his rights or has he/she already forfeited them? .... Personally, I'm of the opinion that it wouldn't be against his rights to kick him off the edge of the Grand Canyon, but that's...

I'm with Lydia. BMR is just the latest incarnation of WSPR. He's just trying to keep his own threads going. Enough of your paranoia! I'm definitely not WSPR. I know that by answering him I de facto bump his threads.... You do NOT 'de facto' bump the thread; De Facto, at least compared to you/WSPR (...

I'll be happy to be the juvenile one. Only because I told her that a long time ago, (about her writing of course) and her looks do match her writing. If I had only one ounce of her writing talent I would'nt be the most hated sock on this board. :lol: :cry: :wink: You're not the most hated sock on t...

Indeed, I think I speak for most, if not all, of us when I say that I can't wait to read your novel!

Raheer

Might I suggest either Portland, Seattle, Victoria, or Vancouver? You seem like the kind of down-to-earth, caring person that would fit in perfectly here in the Northwest. And we would love to have you!

Raheer

Me next! Me next! OOH OOH OOH!!!! [/little kid in the front row at school mode]

Raheer

The Space Needle. Can't you see it? The real thing, transported from Seattle Center to Black Rock City?

Raheer, who needs to stop dropping acid before logging on.

Sorry Raheer, I'm taken, ( I thought you knew? ) But we can definately hang out, I actually would like to enlist your help on the Sawblade Harmonica Project. After the holidays I will have more time. Of course I knew that! (It was intended as a joke...). And, as I said in the I Need folder, I'd lov...

Angry Butterfly wrote:Raheer, I thoght you knew abot the project. It's part Of Dangerous Music Camp! Play It? You are going to help me build it! I'm too busy now but plan on working on it after the holidays.

Oh, goodie goodie goodie!!!! Email me at: [email protected] with info on the project!

Raheer

you know ......you really are something. <sigh> :wink: heh, well, i'm glad you like the writings in addition to the story I really like the pic. you have excellent taste. well maybe the same will happen later with your relationships. or do you really need one? well, i could always use a second rela...

I chose: I like talking shit because I secretly hope that I'll someday go on a date with the person in question.

And in conclusion, I must state that Angry Butterfly is an annoying jerk.

Raheer

Well.. it could be, Simba Hillsdale or Honky Hillsdale (black cat), but my favorite would be Bianca Hillsdale (wrong gender but what the fuck) On the dog side, we won't even address George, Timothy, or Lear. My parents had no imagination with canines Hillsdale? As in the Beaverton-Hillsdale Highway...

I LOVE IT!!! I must, must, MUST be allowed to play it! I assume it's based on the same idea as a glass armonica, but that this one will have sawblades around the spindle, and that it'll be played by placing something else against the sawblades that'll cause both music and pretty sparky-type thingses...