This will be my first burn, so I have no idea how bad the noise really is, but wouldn't it be difficult to convince your boss that you're bedridden with a terrible cold when he can hear a kick drum on every measure?

Great find, thanks for sharing. Now I just have to decorate my respirator masks. :D

Hold on, wait a minute. What you're telling me is that somebody, somewhere, is getting paid 200$/barrel to burn stuff?

Life just isn't fair.