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by Scout13
Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:21 am
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp
Replies: 34
Views: 13796

Thank goodness that Watching Your Parents Fuck didn’t get approved as a sport for this year’s Olympics. There is nothing worse than seeing your Mom miss the landing on a triple twisting dismount…..it’s so sad.
by Scout13
Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:15 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Tell Us Your Worst Burning Man Experience
Replies: 182
Views: 45127

I heard that Cher was on that never found main stage. Hey did you guys know that Cher is playing in Las Vegas just before Burning Man? Look at this web site: http://shop.vegas.com/shows/showtimes2.jsp?show=1150&cm_mmc=Google-_-Shows-_-Cher%20Search-_-cher&source=google&kw=cher&gclid=CK-rzfOH75ICFQTW...
by Scout13
Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:27 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Tell Us Your Worst Burning Man Experience
Replies: 182
Views: 45127

Tell Us Your Worst Burning Man Experience

I’ll go first......in 2004 I woke up in my tent and found my dick stuck in a chicken. Every since then I have to hear my stupid campmates tell anyone new who walks into our camp, “Why did Scout cross the road???? Because he had his dick stuck in a chicken.â€
by Scout13
Sat Apr 19, 2008 6:16 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Butterfly Effect
Replies: 7
Views: 1568

Unjonharley,

Maybe you should put down or pickup the bong before you add a new post.

Are you trying to say Just "you" stop buying FROM China or do you have a thing about china plates?

Fly free little butterfly
by Scout13
Thu Apr 17, 2008 7:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Nalgene bottles cause cancer, hippies everywhere panic!
Replies: 34
Views: 6033

I’m safe…..I only drink out of mud puddles. Really….you are worried about something in plastic bottles killing you????? (Most of) You on this page live in AMERICA…..you should expect your food and water to kill you. Really….how long do you want to live? So, you eat the right food, don’t ...
by Scout13
Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:25 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: College Starts During Burning Man!!! NOOOOOO!!!
Replies: 33
Views: 7597

I was hung over my entire first week of College my freshman year…..that was when we rode dinosaurs instead of cars. Have your brother talk to his professors and tell them the truth….I’m going to Burning Man and won’t be here the first week…sorry. But remember to tell them the truth. It won...
by Scout13
Mon Apr 07, 2008 8:02 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: Small tents!
Replies: 18
Views: 4540

Small Tits....I love small tits.........what....oh......sorry
by Scout13
Thu Apr 03, 2008 9:36 am
Forum: Power & Electronics
Topic: Why you don't wear black and no lights at night on playa
Replies: 42
Views: 7251

In 2004 I was riding along and ran into a couple having sex…..I and my bike were all lit up…..it was so dark that I didn’t know I had run over anyone until I hear “OUCH!!â€
by Scout13
Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:07 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp
Replies: 34
Views: 13796

I got the DU JOUR part....I was just hoping they didn't get married.....so you would have to call this guy "Uncle Daddy."
by Scout13
Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:22 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp
Replies: 34
Views: 13796

Wow Pinemom….you’re right, your mom’s boyfriend was a real sick fuck. Please tell me that she didn’t marry him.
by Scout13
Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:56 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: Would wind chimes piss YOU off? Oops, wrong forum. Can move?
Replies: 45
Views: 11592

Let me see....it’s not some drum camp playing all nigh Or....that disco that played the same song over and over until 8:00 AM Or...that art car that just had to keep making laps of our street playing Johnny Fucking Cash all night long.... It’s not the lesbians in our camp having such loud sex fo...
by Scout13
Thu Feb 28, 2008 2:05 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp
Replies: 34
Views: 13796

Both of my parents are dead and I gladly never got to see my parents go at it…..that’s why I started the camp…..so I and everyone at the burn can enjoy that life altering event of watching “Your Parents Fuck.â€
by Scout13
Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:55 am
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp
Replies: 34
Views: 13796

Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp

Some people on another post want to fulfill their American Dream of walking in on their parents having sex…..so we started the, “Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp.â€
by Scout13
Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:39 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Bringing Your Parents to the Burn
Replies: 39
Views: 12079

If you are interested in bringing your parents to Burning Man you should sign them up for the new theme camp I saw for 2008…..it’s called, “Watch Your Parents Fuck Camp.â€
by Scout13
Mon Jan 28, 2008 3:49 pm
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Playa gifts, ideas and suggestions......
Replies: 133
Views: 28257

I got my wedding ring as a gift at Burning Man. I had destroyed my wedding ring in a work accident. The ring had to be cut off my finger, but it did save my finger from being broken. So, for over a year I didn’t have a wedding ring. At the burn in 2001 we took a cotton candy machine out to the pla...
by Scout13
Mon Jan 28, 2008 11:13 am
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Playa gifts, ideas and suggestions......
Replies: 133
Views: 28257

Myself, I make necklaces out of rocks to give out at the burn. These do take time and a lot of thought. I also think a lot about who get them. The people in my camp, the guy in 2006 who let me watch him spray paint the side of the Sugar Cube, the Greeters who rolled my best friend in the playa dust ...
by Scout13
Sun Jan 27, 2008 6:58 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: First Time
Replies: 49
Views: 12069

Maybe you should call your camp....Canadian Hardwood; because all you are going to see is a bunch of 15 and 16 year olds walking around with boners....that said they will have a blast and won’t get in any trouble because all the crap you would get in trouble for at home is OK at Burning Man, excep...
by Scout13
Fri Jan 25, 2008 9:10 am
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: First Time
Replies: 49
Views: 12069

What ever you do while at the Burn……be very careful if you go to the Critical Tits Parade. There are 2 things you will find there (I always love that joke). No….really be careful. First you will find a lot of guys with boners and cameras taking pictures of everything they can find. So, if you ...
by Scout13
Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:03 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: First Time
Replies: 49
Views: 12069

You will find the playa full of old guys wearing hats saying, “Hi…I’m Larry Harvey, why don’t you have sex with me.â€
by Scout13
Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:50 am
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: what films speak to you about the American dream?
Replies: 36
Views: 10266

The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Female Trouble
The Bagdad Café
by Scout13
Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:00 am
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Desert Survival 101
Replies: 41
Views: 8762

Be sure to have different styles of bottles for drinking water and wiz (urine) in your tent at night. You might even want to label those bottles so you doesn’t get confused and take a drink out of the wrong bottle. There is nothing worse than taking a big drink out of a bottle of wiz in the middle...
by Scout13
Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:51 pm
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: Burning Man Music Podcast
Replies: 6
Views: 3733

Burning Man Music Podcast

Do you know of any BM Music podcast ? If you do please let us know. Here is the only one I've found.....these guys are really good their website is http://www.destinationburningman.com Their pod cast is found on iTunes under the name: Destination Burning Man Podcast I found this podcast a couple wee...
by Scout13
Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:40 pm
Forum: 2011 Share Resources
Topic: I found some cool SOLAR STRING LIGHTS
Replies: 8
Views: 3146

I ordered and received 2 strings of these lights this week. I got the new amber lights and boy are they cool. The price goes down (very little) in shipping the more you buy. As far as the price I haven’t found any other solar lights like this for the price even with shipping.
by Scout13
Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:41 am
Forum: 2006 Theme
Topic: Chai Guy Voted To Lead Critical Tits Parade
Replies: 4
Views: 7806

Chai Guy Voted To Lead Critical Tits Parade

In an announcement today BMorg (Burning Man Organization) announced that for the first time a man will lead the Critical Tits Parade at Burning Man in 2006. The man elected to lead the Critical Tits Parade is none other than Chai Guy. When asked why a man was elected to lead the Critical Tits Parade...
by Scout13
Thu Jun 15, 2006 12:57 pm
Forum: 2007 Clothes
Topic: Lost-Detachable Penis
Replies: 3
Views: 2180

I was wondering what that burning feeling… down….there… was. You sure you didn’t donate it to Shlong Camp for a stand in Slong, or maybe a Shlong only smaller?

Scout
by Scout13
Wed Jun 14, 2006 3:27 pm
Forum: 2007 Clothes
Topic: Lost-Detachable Penis
Replies: 3
Views: 2180

Lost-Detachable Penis

I lost my detachable penis at the burn in, I think 2004. I never have to use it so I didn’t know it was gone. Please help me find it.

Scout
by Scout13
Sun May 28, 2006 10:44 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Getting yourself healthy
Replies: 21
Views: 5279

I get what you are talking about robbidobbs when it comes to natural tan and/or keeping mostly covered while at BM. When I can I get the natural tan. But, since my chances of getting a natural tan here are little (it’s been raining for the last 3 days) I get what I can. Me, I would much rather wear ...
by Scout13
Fri May 26, 2006 1:19 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Getting yourself healthy
Replies: 21
Views: 5279

What you say about people rusting in Seattle is right. Why do you think I carry my oil can and axe around with me every place? Oilcan….Oilcan.

Scout
by Scout13
Fri May 26, 2006 10:25 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Getting yourself healthy
Replies: 21
Views: 5279

You say deadly and I say…….well, your right. YOU need to do what ever it is to not get an overdose of playa sun. I too wear the gigantic hat of death and wear sunscreen with SPF 5000. I also run around with minimum clothing. So, I tan prior to going so I don’t go poof the second I hit the sun. But d...
by Scout13
Fri May 26, 2006 8:51 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Getting yourself healthy
Replies: 21
Views: 5279

I know it’s not politically correct to say, but an important part of healthy preparation is getting a base tan. Oh, ….I said it. (I can hear some of you now saying, “But, it’s harmful to your skin …..") Just see how harmful the playa sun is to your precious skin without a tan and sunscreen. I live i...

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