In light of Burning Man 2007, I thought I would offer the people of this community as well as Black Rock itself a little birthday gift. It's an astrology chart... I'm very much an amateur astrologer... I tried to get the correct year/dates for the original date of BM, forgive me if I'm incorrect. ht...

You seem to hold some degree of respect for my authority.

I deem you worthy of licking my boots.

Now get a belt and spank your ass... HARD... five times while calling my name while requesting further instructions.

How dare you insult me so deeply by using incorrect grammar. You will address me formally as Mistress Lexy. GOT IT WORM?! Now let's get something understood. You NEVER, EVER give me an order- such as- "send me an email". Obviously, you know nothing of how to serve someone of my stature. You are not ...

Hello there all you bad boys and girls. This is Lexy... the sexual temptress whom taunts your dreams and nightmares with deliciously wicked whips and paddles.

Do you have the balls to play with me?