Keep flashing that plastic smile, and wearing that zircon tiara, GLINDA.... We'll see who comes out smelling like roses. Are pink bubbles as soft and absorbent as Charmin? Hmmmmmm

Sounds like Gidget is proposing segregation... Are "we" or our poo not good enough for you? Drop a house on us for soiling a pair of shoes? Is your last name Bush?

Peace, love and poo....

But....... The smell of Ruby Reds (Sniiiiifffffff...).... In the morning (Sniiiiiiiiffffffffffff...)...... In the morning (Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffff...)... Smells like (SSSSNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...) VICTORY!!! [b](SSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF)..[/b] I...

Hey Lion..... BOO!!!

Hmmmmm.... Stealing shoes is one thing, but doing the hurky-jerky in front of kids? Ummmmm...... I'm a loyal follower of the Evil Green Godddess, but I'm not THAT creepy. I still have a thing for fragrant shoes, tho.....[/quote]

Dorothy, if you find that you need a foot rub while strutting on the playa, I'll be happy to help you get out of those confining ruby reds. I'm your monke....er....I mean...Man! Yeah, that's right, your MAN. If I smell like bananas it's because of a potassium deficiency. wonder if there is a Popsicl...

[quote="Dorothy"]In reference to your question CountB1ah, I prefer triangle. I agree with the good witch that monkey batter is quite disgusting. You can't make decent pancakes with it so I really just don't see the point. Has anyone seen the yellow brick road? I found the purple one and the polka-do...

Sissy Bar!!!

Also on that same episode of The Iron Chef, one of the judges said "It's wonderful how you incorporated all of the pea-ness taste in your courses..."

Lube the ball joint, and the ever popular Blue Ball, PA...

Dorothy, do you prefer crunchy or smooth???

First, you storm troop the 'ho wit yo hizzy, then stel her shoes, and THEN you say she deserved it? They do that type of thing here in tha hood when they string a brothers pair of sneaks over the power line. Then you go on to say that we won't get Toto until we pry him from your....oh, you're not Ch...

I will enlist as one of your dark winged, shoe stealing, simian Ninja's. Just don't call me 'monkey' or 'boy' or worse yet, 'Monkey boy'. How evil are we supposed to be? Chaotic evil? Neutral evil.....er....not that I EVER played Dungeons and Dragons back in the day, but I'm just curious. As you kno...