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by countb1ah
Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:25 pm
Forum: 2006 Art & Performance
Topic: Wicked Witch of the West seeks Monkey Minions
Replies: 90
Views: 22443

Keep flashing that plastic smile, and wearing that zircon tiara, GLINDA.... We'll see who comes out smelling like roses. Are pink bubbles as soft and absorbent as Charmin? Hmmmmmm
by countb1ah
Wed Aug 16, 2006 9:48 pm
Forum: 2006 Art & Performance
Topic: Wicked Witch of the West seeks Monkey Minions
Replies: 90
Views: 22443

Sounds like Gidget is proposing segregation... Are "we" or our poo not good enough for you? Drop a house on us for soiling a pair of shoes? Is your last name Bush?

Peace, love and poo....
by countb1ah
Mon Aug 14, 2006 12:32 am
Forum: 2006 Art & Performance
Topic: Wicked Witch of the West seeks Monkey Minions
Replies: 90
Views: 22443

But....... The smell of Ruby Reds (Sniiiiifffffff...).... In the morning (Sniiiiiiiiffffffffffff...)...... In the morning (Sniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffffffff...)... Smells like (SSSSNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...) VICTORY!!! [b](SSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFF)..[/b] I...
by countb1ah
Tue Jul 25, 2006 10:50 am
Forum: 2006 Art & Performance
Topic: Wicked Witch of the West seeks Monkey Minions
Replies: 90
Views: 22443

Hey Lion..... BOO!!!
by countb1ah
Fri Jul 21, 2006 10:42 pm
Forum: 2006 Art & Performance
Topic: Wicked Witch of the West seeks Monkey Minions
Replies: 90
Views: 22443

Hmmmmm.... Stealing shoes is one thing, but doing the hurky-jerky in front of kids? Ummmmm...... I'm a loyal follower of the Evil Green Godddess, but I'm not THAT creepy. I still have a thing for fragrant shoes, tho.....[/quote]
by countb1ah
Fri Jul 21, 2006 12:54 pm
Forum: 2006 Art & Performance
Topic: Wicked Witch of the West seeks Monkey Minions
Replies: 90
Views: 22443

Dorothy, if you find that you need a foot rub while strutting on the playa, I'll be happy to help you get out of those confining ruby reds. I'm your monke....er....I mean...Man! Yeah, that's right, your MAN. If I smell like bananas it's because of a potassium deficiency. wonder if there is a Popsicl...
by countb1ah
Wed Jul 19, 2006 2:45 pm
Forum: 2006 Art & Performance
Topic: Wicked Witch of the West seeks Monkey Minions
Replies: 90
Views: 22443

[quote="Dorothy"]In reference to your question CountB1ah, I prefer triangle. I agree with the good witch that monkey batter is quite disgusting. You can't make decent pancakes with it so I really just don't see the point. Has anyone seen the yellow brick road? I found the purple one and th...
by countb1ah
Tue Jul 18, 2006 1:15 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things that sound dirty but aren't.
Replies: 319
Views: 45596

Sissy Bar!!!

Also on that same episode of The Iron Chef, one of the judges said "It's wonderful how you incorporated all of the pea-ness taste in your courses..."
by countb1ah
Mon Jul 17, 2006 1:16 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Things that sound dirty but aren't.
Replies: 319
Views: 45596

Lube the ball joint, and the ever popular Blue Ball, PA...
by countb1ah
Mon Jul 17, 2006 8:47 am
Forum: 2006 Art & Performance
Topic: Wicked Witch of the West seeks Monkey Minions
Replies: 90
Views: 22443

Dorothy, do you prefer crunchy or smooth???
by countb1ah
Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:16 pm
Forum: 2006 Art & Performance
Topic: Wicked Witch of the West seeks Monkey Minions
Replies: 90
Views: 22443

First, you storm troop the 'ho wit yo hizzy, then stel her shoes, and THEN you say she deserved it? They do that type of thing here in tha hood when they string a brothers pair of sneaks over the power line. Then you go on to say that we won't get Toto until we pry him from your....oh, you're not Ch...
by countb1ah
Wed Jul 12, 2006 6:05 am
Forum: 2006 Art & Performance
Topic: Wicked Witch of the West seeks Monkey Minions
Replies: 90
Views: 22443

Did someone say shoes???

I will enlist as one of your dark winged, shoe stealing, simian Ninja's. Just don't call me 'monkey' or 'boy' or worse yet, 'Monkey boy'. How evil are we supposed to be? Chaotic evil? Neutral evil.....er....not that I EVER played Dungeons and Dragons back in the day, but I'm just curious. As you kno...

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