HEELLLOOOO, Yomee! Hagey here, Alex's dad. I just sent you a message through Couchsurfing.com! Lets' chat and have some laughs!

Jana, a blond sweet thing from Sparks, is looking for him, after dancing with him at the Opulent Temple, up high on the scaffolding. She can't remember his name, but he has long brown hair, and would remember Jana as well as her sister, Tami and her niece, Sierra. Please contact me, her friend, at b...

And I think that ONE of the camps should do COOKING CLASSES for GOURMET Kangaroo Kooking! Roo Jerky, Roo Stir-Fry, Roo Lasagna, Roo Stew, Roo Goo, Roo-Cordon-Bleu, Roo Go Gai Pan, Roo Shish Ka Bob, Roo Pudding, Roo Pate', Roo Pudding, Roo Ice Cream, Roo Poo. Hiya, Kiwi!

HEELLLOOOO, ElWire, FireWire, TapWire, HotWire, LiveWire, and BarbWire! You guys are AMAZING, and I am delighted to see that your Grandiose and Clever Project is generating such a high degree of interest and participation and humor and creative energy among your fans and supporters! I can hardly wai...

HO! HO! HO! It's time to bomb all e-Playans with one of Hagey's World-Famous, New-and-Improved, Ten-Ton Heat-Seeking Moisture-Activated Bullshit Missiles: You've just been given a Cyberspace bear-hug, a sloppy-wet kiss on the lips, a tongue in the ear, a playful pinch on a nipple, and a loud slap on...

Hiya, Kyla! (And BADGER too, of course!) Thanks for sharing, but I already know where those two couples are. However, who knows, somebody might not be able to resist the temptation and book a flight there. Ain't that what credit cards or for? I'm ALSO feeling very tempted, and weighing the pros and ...

Just gotta shout out a big HEELLLOOOO to Kiwi and HiDive and Maria and Darren and Sam and Jason and Hana and Gala and Simon and Gynn and Karl and Myles and Wendy and Morgan and Narelle ! If any of you see this, please gimme a shout via regular e-mail. I am now fully recovered and rested from BM06, a...

Quick, somebody find a NOOSE for this asshole, and a sturdy tree!

G/Day, Kiwi Kidz, from Hagey, the Grand Poobah of the World-Famous, New-and-Improved, Black Rock International Burner Hostel. I suspect , and hope , that a LOT of our Kiwi Campmates, including the entire Hankins Posse, will help plan this event, show up for it, pitch in to make it happen, and maybe ...

Moi, Hagey, somewhat deranged Grand PooBah of the Black Rock International Burner Hostel, can vouch for Cathy's integrity. Interested parties can be assured that she is 100% trustworthy and ain't afraid to work.

Anybody in the Dallas area know Mark and James Embler? Their friend, William, the Blind Mortician, lost his Braille address book, and their contact information as a result, and he is trying really hard to hook up with them again for this year's Burn. William cannot read e-mails, so PLEASE call him a...

Yummy yum yum. Me Like. Want some candy? Heh, heh, heh.

Another reason to QUIT smoking, especially for the guys: LYMP DYCK! That's right, fellas; LYMP DYCK! Sooner or later, you're gonna get it, and no amount of Cialis or Viagra will give you that Youthful Woodie you so desire! That's why, finally, I have decided to quit the nasty habit, too! I'm much to...

Well, other than the fact that the Captain of the Good Ship Burner Hostel, Hagey, (Moi') almost had a nervous breakdown beforehand and terrible depression afterwards, we managed to pull things together well enough to have a reasonably successful year, thanks to a great deal of support by our friends...

In a nutshell, the authorities are SHUTTING US down, due to complaints by a FEW neighbors who know how to use "The System" to their advantage. We were BOMBARDED today by officials from the City of Sparks, County Health Department, Sparks Police, and Sparks Fire Department. Effectively, we cannot hou...

In a nutshell, the authorities are SHUTTING US down, due to complaints by a FEW neighbors who know how to use "The System" to their advantage. We were BOMBARDED today by officials from the City of Sparks, County Health Department, Sparks Police, and Sparks Fire Department. Effectively, we cannot hou...

In a nutshell, the authorities are SHUTTING US down, due to complaints by a FEW neighbors who know how to use "The System" to their advantage. We were BOMBARDED today by officials from the City of Sparks, County Health Department, Sparks Police, and Sparks Fire Department. Effectively, we cannot hou...

In a nutshell, the authorities are SHUTTING US down, due to complaints by a FEW neighbors who know how to use "The System" to their advantage. We were BOMBARDED today by officials from the City of Sparks, County Health Department, Sparks Police, and Sparks Fire Department. Effectively, we cannot hou...

In a nutshell, the authorities are SHUTTING US down, due to complaints by a FEW neighbors who know how to use "The System" to their advantage. We were BOMBARDED today by officials from the City of Sparks, County Health Department, Sparks Police, and Sparks Fire Department. Effectively, we cannot hou...

In a nutshell, the authorities are SHUTTING US down, due to complaints by a FEW neighbors who know how to use "The System" to their advantage. We were BOMBARDED today by officials from the City of Sparks, County Health Department, Sparks Police, and Sparks Fire Department. Effectively, we cannot hou...

There are three distinct shopping centers located at the corner of McCarran Blvd and Prater Way, in Sparks. Albertsons is one of the popular shopping spots.

OMIGAWD! I am SO OVERWHELMED by so much WONDERFUL SUPPORT by the Burner Community that my Inbox has EXPLODED beyond my capacity and I have no choice, for now, but to send a goofy-ass GENERIC FORM LETTER to everyone, until I can get my head above water, AFTER the Burn, to properly thank everyone! Ple...

OMIGAWD! I am SO OVERWHELMED by so much WONDERFUL SUPPORT by the Burner Community that my Inbox has EXPLODED beyond my capacity and I have no choice, for now, but to send a goofy-ass GENERIC FORM LETTER to everyone, until I can get my head above water, AFTER the Burn, to properly thank everyone! Ple...

OMIGAWD! I am SO OVERWHELMED by so much WONDERFUL SUPPORT by the Burner Community that my Inbox has EXPLODED beyond my capacity and I have no choice, for now, but to send a goofy-ass GENERIC FORM LETTER to everyone, until I can get my head above water, AFTER the Burn, to properly thank everyone! Ple...

POSSIBLE GOOD NEWS: Actiongrl is ON top of this and MAY be able to scrape up a 40' x 40' currently located at the work ranch, and another Burner is bringing a 10' x 30' unit. We MAY be SAVED! More news as it comes in, and thanks for the CONCERN expressed.

Our concern is SHADE and a tow vehicle and a trailer to get it out there and back. It's a BIG deal.

HEELLLOOOOO, Dallas! PLEASE e-mail me at [email protected] with your phone number. And THANK YOU very much! Hagey

BOTH, ANYTHING, CRYPTO! 125 people are COUNTING ON ME! I have already cried myself senseless and am now completely NUMB and MINDLESS! I don't know WHAT to do!

OUR ENTIRE 30' X 60' SHADE STRUCTURE HAS BEEN STOLEN, on a utility trailer (NV#61465S), plus our tow vehicle, a 1990 GMC Suburban (dark grey with red stripe, NV#993PMV) from a parking lot in Sparks. Unless recovered immediately, WE HAVE NO HOME FOR 125 PEOPLE FROM AROUND THE WORLD. WE APPEAL FOR HEL...

OUR ENTIRE 30' X 60' SHADE STRUCTURE HAS BEEN STOLEN, on a utility trailer (NV#61465S), plus our tow vehicle, a 1990 GMC Suburban (dark grey with red stripe, NV#993PMV) from a parking lot in Sparks. Unless recovered immediately, WE HAVE NO HOME FOR 125 PEOPLE FROM AROUND THE WORLD. WE APPEAL FOR HEL...