Moreover, that looks like white fake fur with UV LEDs in it. Don't pay for that; you can make it yourself. That's like the $900 real-nice-all-in-one brass flamethrower.

That's definitely on my list for next year; it'll save a lot of gas getting out.

Solar stake lights make great rebar cappers, too; just discard the cheap stake they come with.

... that if any child is found unattended or reported lost, that child's guardian be asked to leave the event. Personally, if you define "child" as 12 or under, COPA-style, that makes fine sense to me. The lowest point of my event this year was helping two unattended kids, perhaps 8 and 10, get back...