Any event at which you must concern yourself with seizure of "contraband" is bullshit, and a waste of time. The deserts are vast and with so many people at BM these days, you can have nearly all other areas to yourself and as many thousand others as you can convince to come along. Start a new event,...

Cowboy Angel, you ignorant douchebag.

Fuck off, Chicken Shit.

Re-taking my thread, if only for the moment. It may be a simple matter of not participating much her and at the Man, but my perception is that there's an absence of creativity, both on eplaya and at the Burn. It feels like the latter days of the Grateful Dead scene. The main attraction has gone deca...

[quote="Rolan Headon"]"Sex grease"?

Anyway, Jew Boy, fuck you, you ignorant asshole.

there...feel better?[/quote]

Thanks, I do. Is that all you got, though?

It's so boring peeps? No action, no flirts, not threats, no talking shit. Where's the fun gone? There's been that talk of animal slaughter again. Why not go the fucking way and have a human abortion performed? That'll get some participation happening, won't it. Why nor perform PSA checks and mammogr...

I slaughter a goat every time I change my shorts out at BRC. Anyone got a problem with that?

Sign up today.

Haven't heard so much from Ralphy Baby since he announced, have we?

Touch my beige stetson and you will fucking die.

You can always buy stock in it and vote, right?

What's the difference between the governor of New York and his call girl?


He's a Spitzer and she's a swallower.

You're like a little puppy to me, Simon. Just try not to pee on the floor so much, okay?

That was so cool.

Hey Simon, you don't like me, do you?

Any of you faggots call me Francis, I'll fucking kill you.

Why not fly a Nazi flag and see who salutes?

Black socks, they never get dirty
The longer you wear them, the stiffer they get.

Sometimes, I think about laundry
But something keeps telling me don't do them yet.

Schneikes! I wonder what would happen if I just said the word 'Israel"?

Awright, here goes:

Israel!

Now stand back all you sensitive types.

Okay fine whatever. But how do you feel about Israel?

[quote="Donna Matrix"]

Why should the US be the world police?[/quote]


Because no other country has the strength or the will, and the UN is ineffective.

There are other reasons, if those two are not enough.

This is actually a major innovation in assistive technology for the blind. Seriously, folks. I have a blind friend who has used a similar device which allows him to perceive images, and he can now "read" printed text. This chair may allow him to watch films and videos and considering that he has cli...

THAT'S that freak I caught masturbating in my tent last year!

Must be short and fat. Some horn ability helpful.

Let's keep it above the belt there, tough guy.

Just one, I dare you.

Who's ready to sack up and entertain the possibility that they could be mistaken about anything? If so, what?

Change begins with the man in the mirror. So there's hope for even you.



Now, what about the art?

Be a sport and get a Masturbate In Your Tent camp going, too.

Yes.

Adios, Habash.

Would it be wrong to force people to masturbate in their tents?