Last day or work for the next twelve... makes it a good morning for me!

Fuckin' neighbor punched me in the head yesterday and then told the cops that I pushed her wife down the hill (not true). So when I have him arrested, they'll arrest me at the same time. No worries, we've got video of the attack....

Not bad! They'll know we set it up, though... that's the beauty of the morning glorys -- we can plant a few on the hill and then feign ignorance when a bunch start sprouting up in his yard. Must be the birds. :-) I've got pix of his dog on my property, and we've sent a letter to animal control -- in...

Thanks for the advice, all. We thought about loud music and such, but as you say, that's going to get us in trouble with the authorities. Hence my post -- fun ideas for things we can do that will LEGALLY annoy the crap out of him. (We might also just let it go once the fence is built, but he's offen...

The story is too long and boring to post here, but the short of it is that he moved in 6 months ago and has laid claim to a small hill that is my property. We've tried to be reasonable with them but they're all over it doing whatever the hell they wish, because they (incorrectly) claim that it's pub...

Yeah, I didn't figure I'd get much sympathy from the eplayans one the non-violence angle but remember two things: I've got a kid to raise right and it's likely that I'll have to live next to this asshole for quite awhile. Still I love the idea of a DeathGuild party, though they'd probably clean out ...

Thank god someone finally had the good sense to take that cup away from him.

Still, IMHO the end of this thread comes with a link to rotten.com

Simply Joel wrote:http://www.zyworld.com/darkrizen/firebyRiz.htm

to borrow from Paris Hilton and spin a pun at the same time,

That is Hot.

are considered blessed.

have three hands

although those who

Let me just say that I'm not entirely sure what a fire flogging IS, so if anyone wants to educate me I'd be interested to know. Oh, and a picture is worth a thousand words. ;-)

Fuckin' neighbor threatened to throw me off MY OWN HILL. He's a skinny guy but alas, I'm skinnier yet. :-) Besides, we've both got kids -- violence isn't what I want any of them to learn. Fucking LAPD won't do anything until there's a body.

Dear Evil Rob and SurlyTart, My new neighbor is a world-class asshole who's encroaching on my land. Once I put up the fence, what do you recommend I do to legally annoy the fuck out of him? By the way he has (seemingly) innocent daughters so garden gnomes having sex, while a good idea, is something ...

It's much more fun if you say it aloud. (unless your own wife is around, of course, but mine is always SLEEPING when I need coffee and an omelette....)

Thanks for the explanation!

GE: sorry to hear of your fuckwit employee. Maybe now's the time to declare of office party for all who happened to come into work today. :-)

Can someone tell me what (the fuck) is a pineapple?

Curiously yours...

Can I borrow your wife for awhile? ;-)

No worries, 'tack, aren't there bighorn up in those mountains?

I can't imaging Al Sharpton as NSA or Secretary of State (for any president) and NOT getting lamblasted. What I do know is that this NSA failed to act on an August 6th, 2001 presidential briefing that warned that bin Laden was planning attacks in the U.S. and that they'd considered hijacking an airp...

Well said (the both of you).

Besides, there's an easy solution: "I was thinking of bringing my <insert_off_topic_object_here> to BM05 and I was wondering: does anyone have any <mods / fuzzy dice / anal-mount-holsters> for it?"

God help me for getting back into this but: Joseph Cirincione, with the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace (so you know they don't have an agenda or anything), said Rice "doesn't bring much experience or knowledge of the world to this position." This was reassuring, inasmuch as that was also...

Actually, the forum is 'questions and advice'. I had a question, got some advice, so i think it slips right in there. Pardon me for picking nits, but the topic is 'questions and advice' within the 'Black Rock City' forum. I'll be the first to admit that the organization can be screwy, but it's been...

Good on ya, Joel. But why so late today? Did he retaliate on your computer? :-)

Not well today. Too much work to do, to take a sick day.... Good morning anyway.

Hey what do you think about Second-Person Haiku Camp?

Hah.. my wife and her friend called this guy "Tarzan of Nazareth" :-)

You also have to ask, how many of those perverts were husbands or boyfriends who were capturing their angel's shining moment? Not all, I'll admit - but I wouldn't have been surprised to see myself on that site, because it was a proud day for both of us.

I confess that I aspire to the "edible" gender.

I further confess that I often feel that I don't belong in this county, though I have no problem realizing this to be a problem with the country rather than myself.

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote: Don't let giggles know who you are and don't address her directly.

Is anyone else hearing a Rupert Holmes song right now?