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by Alpha
Wed Dec 22, 2004 6:33 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: GOOOOOD MORNING!
Replies: 844
Views: 106228

Last day or work for the next twelve... makes it a good morning for me!
by Alpha
Sat Dec 18, 2004 7:37 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17064
Views: 1316762

Fuckin' neighbor punched me in the head yesterday and then told the cops that I pushed her wife down the hill (not true). So when I have him arrested, they'll arrest me at the same time. No worries, we've got video of the attack....
by Alpha
Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:24 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Dear Evil Rob and SurlyTart,
Replies: 228
Views: 31162

Not bad! They'll know we set it up, though... that's the beauty of the morning glorys -- we can plant a few on the hill and then feign ignorance when a bunch start sprouting up in his yard. Must be the birds. :-) I've got pix of his dog on my property, and we've sent a letter to animal control -- in...
by Alpha
Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:45 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Dear Evil Rob and SurlyTart,
Replies: 228
Views: 31162

Thanks for the advice, all. We thought about loud music and such, but as you say, that's going to get us in trouble with the authorities. Hence my post -- fun ideas for things we can do that will LEGALLY annoy the crap out of him. (We might also just let it go once the fence is built, but he's offen...
by Alpha
Wed Dec 15, 2004 10:30 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Dear Evil Rob and SurlyTart,
Replies: 228
Views: 31162

The story is too long and boring to post here, but the short of it is that he moved in 6 months ago and has laid claim to a small hill that is my property. We've tried to be reasonable with them but they're all over it doing whatever the hell they wish, because they (incorrectly) claim that it's pub...
by Alpha
Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:45 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Dear Evil Rob and SurlyTart,
Replies: 228
Views: 31162

Yeah, I didn't figure I'd get much sympathy from the eplayans one the non-violence angle but remember two things: I've got a kid to raise right and it's likely that I'll have to live next to this asshole for quite awhile. Still I love the idea of a DeathGuild party, though they'd probably clean out ...
by Alpha
Wed Dec 15, 2004 9:42 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: that's disgusting (share here)
Replies: 81
Views: 11101

Thank god someone finally had the good sense to take that cup away from him.

Still, IMHO the end of this thread comes with a link to rotten.com
by Alpha
Tue Dec 14, 2004 3:51 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Pix of a Fire Flogging?
Replies: 9
Views: 3491

Simply Joel wrote:http://www.zyworld.com/darkrizen/firebyRiz.htm


to borrow from Paris Hilton and spin a pun at the same time,

That is Hot.
by Alpha
Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:22 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23112
Views: 1398781

are considered blessed.
by Alpha
Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:21 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23112
Views: 1398781

have three hands
by Alpha
Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:21 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23112
Views: 1398781

although those who
by Alpha
Tue Dec 14, 2004 2:20 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Pix of a Fire Flogging?
Replies: 9
Views: 3491

Let me just say that I'm not entirely sure what a fire flogging IS, so if anyone wants to educate me I'd be interested to know. Oh, and a picture is worth a thousand words. ;-)
by Alpha
Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:59 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17064
Views: 1316762

Fuckin' neighbor threatened to throw me off MY OWN HILL. He's a skinny guy but alas, I'm skinnier yet. :-) Besides, we've both got kids -- violence isn't what I want any of them to learn. Fucking LAPD won't do anything until there's a body.
by Alpha
Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:54 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Dear Evil Rob and SurlyTart,
Replies: 228
Views: 31162

Dear Evil Rob and SurlyTart, My new neighbor is a world-class asshole who's encroaching on my land. Once I put up the fence, what do you recommend I do to legally annoy the fuck out of him? By the way he has (seemingly) innocent daughters so garden gnomes having sex, while a good idea, is something ...
by Alpha
Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:23 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: GOOOOOD MORNING!
Replies: 844
Views: 106228

It's much more fun if you say it aloud. (unless your own wife is around, of course, but mine is always SLEEPING when I need coffee and an omelette....)
by Alpha
Fri Dec 10, 2004 9:18 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17064
Views: 1316762

Thanks for the explanation!

GE: sorry to hear of your fuckwit employee. Maybe now's the time to declare of office party for all who happened to come into work today. :-)
by Alpha
Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:49 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17064
Views: 1316762

Can someone tell me what (the fuck) is a pineapple?

Curiously yours...
by Alpha
Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:48 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: GOOOOOD MORNING!
Replies: 844
Views: 106228

Can I borrow your wife for awhile? ;-)
by Alpha
Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:14 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: SEX!
Replies: 74
Views: 7969

No worries, 'tack, aren't there bighorn up in those mountains?
by Alpha
Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:20 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: LETS BE HONEST!
Replies: 12
Views: 1984

I can't imaging Al Sharpton as NSA or Secretary of State (for any president) and NOT getting lamblasted. What I do know is that this NSA failed to act on an August 6th, 2001 presidential briefing that warned that bin Laden was planning attacks in the U.S. and that they'd considered hijacking an airp...
by Alpha
Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:03 pm
Forum: Power & Electronics
Topic: ipods
Replies: 15
Views: 2566

Well said (the both of you).

Besides, there's an easy solution: "I was thinking of bringing my <insert_off_topic_object_here> to BM05 and I was wondering: does anyone have any <mods / fuzzy dice / anal-mount-holsters> for it?"
by Alpha
Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:45 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: LETS BE HONEST!
Replies: 12
Views: 1984

Re: Let's be honest

God help me for getting back into this but: Joseph Cirincione, with the Carnegie Endowment for International Peace (so you know they don't have an agenda or anything), said Rice "doesn't bring much experience or knowledge of the world to this position." This was reassuring, inasmuch as that was also...
by Alpha
Wed Dec 08, 2004 4:13 pm
Forum: Power & Electronics
Topic: ipods
Replies: 15
Views: 2566

Actually, the forum is 'questions and advice'. I had a question, got some advice, so i think it slips right in there. Pardon me for picking nits, but the topic is 'questions and advice' within the 'Black Rock City' forum. I'll be the first to admit that the organization can be screwy, but it's been...
by Alpha
Wed Dec 08, 2004 7:03 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: GOOOOOD MORNING!
Replies: 844
Views: 106228

Good on ya, Joel. But why so late today? Did he retaliate on your computer? :-)
by Alpha
Tue Dec 07, 2004 6:44 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: GOOOOOD MORNING!
Replies: 844
Views: 106228

Not well today. Too much work to do, to take a sick day.... Good morning anyway.
by Alpha
Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: 2005 Theme
Replies: 86
Views: 9157

Hey what do you think about Second-Person Haiku Camp?
by Alpha
Mon Dec 06, 2004 10:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Confessions.
Replies: 2168
Views: 234237

Hah.. my wife and her friend called this guy "Tarzan of Nazareth" :-)
by Alpha
Mon Dec 06, 2004 9:55 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Critical Tits 2004 Feedback
Replies: 143
Views: 30016

You also have to ask, how many of those perverts were husbands or boyfriends who were capturing their angel's shining moment? Not all, I'll admit - but I wouldn't have been surprised to see myself on that site, because it was a proud day for both of us.
by Alpha
Mon Dec 06, 2004 2:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Confessions.
Replies: 2168
Views: 234237

I confess that I aspire to the "edible" gender.

I further confess that I often feel that I don't belong in this county, though I have no problem realizing this to be a problem with the country rather than myself.
by Alpha
Mon Dec 06, 2004 1:06 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: ME to YOU
Replies: 34
Views: 3595

Re: 12" ear

Mister Jellyfish Mister wrote: Don't let giggles know who you are and don't address her directly.


Is anyone else hearing a Rupert Holmes song right now?

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