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by Rolan Headon
Fri Oct 30, 2009 7:38 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Stuff I found while mooping
Replies: 58
Views: 13966

First year my playa-bride-to-be and I arrived we couldn't find our camp, wandered around confused, when we noticed a small pile of paper money blowing in the road as passerbys walked and rolled right through it. Wondering if I was being the height of uncool in a no cash scene, finally said fuck it a...
by Rolan Headon
Thu Oct 08, 2009 10:05 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: So what the F*** Am I paying 1200$ for?
Replies: 101
Views: 35700

Best value on the planet, why don't you go invest in lottery tickets so you won't get burned? You're right, you got burnt, don't go again, we'll burn your ass everytime, stay home and count yer money.
by Rolan Headon
Sat Oct 25, 2008 10:31 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme
Topic: This Theme Sucks!
Replies: 99
Views: 43976

What's the difference between intelligence and stupidity?
Intelligence has its limits.
Am I on the right joke thread?
by Rolan Headon
Sat Jun 14, 2008 8:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Why is "Penis" such a hard word for men to say?
Replies: 74
Views: 11094

Fellatrice...now there's a nice word
by Rolan Headon
Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:39 am
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: Badass americans
Replies: 98
Views: 41762

..."the New Americans.." my friend Gordon said of us "Tighty Whiteys" and other Euro imports, that we are human carp, muddying the waters and sucking up the eggs of the natives ("Mericans' ....but some of the carp are extra ordinaire cosmitronic mondos, but did someone mention UpChuck Norris?....Pre...
by Rolan Headon
Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:27 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 264010

that reminds me...

The two old potheads were rocking on the porch of the Old Tokers Home.

"What did ya say my name was again?"
by Rolan Headon
Sun Jun 01, 2008 9:06 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12519
Views: 715372

True, the wife bought a whole bottle of the shit, in tincture! Hate the shit, god what a taste...wantit?

The pblm is suffering from a superiority/inferiority simplex
by Rolan Headon
Sat May 24, 2008 12:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Rainbow Gatherings
Replies: 148
Views: 20457

Old joke told by Deadheads:

Did you hear what the Deadheads said who ran out of dope for three days?

"Man, this music sucks!"


Thread Drifter, Camp ShitaRainbow
by Rolan Headon
Sat May 24, 2008 10:35 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Your porno name determined
Replies: 259
Views: 60851

Fluffy Michigan
Dingo Fir
Ratatat Drake

wife;
Tiger Banyon

of course we could MAKE UP better ones (or use ones from reality - i went to school with Pearl Wang and my friend showed me in his HS yearbook, i swear to god, a Mennonite girl named Shirley Lapcock)
by Rolan Headon
Sat May 24, 2008 9:17 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Planet WTF
Replies: 0
Views: 512

Planet WTF

Did it start with the 12 disciples refering to JC and devolve to military SNAFU* heading towrds FUBAR*? Will someday ABC*? If you need us we'll be wearing the t-shirts some one gave us long ago reading "GONE TO MAAOOE" *Situation Normal All Fucked UP *Fucked Up Beyond All Repair *All Become Clear *M...
by Rolan Headon
Sun May 11, 2008 10:01 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: MUTHAFUKKA
Replies: 36
Views: 4828

HAPPY MUTHAFUKKAS DAY!

MUTHAFUKKAS UNITE1 THANKS TO YOU ALL! WE COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU! FUCK YOU ALL VERY MUCH1111
by Rolan Headon
Sat May 10, 2008 5:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Long Cold Winter
Replies: 1527
Views: 173529

Gold is a pretty rock, Indians in most of North America coudn't believe the muderous worth put on it by Europeans. Diamonds same thing. Insane value system. I'm investing in tomatoes. css...if you have access to net flicks, Crude Awakening could be a part of your expanding vision of things to come..
by Rolan Headon
Tue May 06, 2008 7:48 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Rant to Adrian!
Replies: 109
Views: 19783

Well, anyway, Eric - thanks to you all (we promise to never sell our copies on ebay)
by Rolan Headon
Mon May 05, 2008 4:59 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Did You Take Your Meds?
Replies: 20
Views: 2824

Civilization has boxed feet, giving them that canned ham look, run around for years barefoot and you'll be all right, in touch with the earth..(But be sure not to walk like say across a 7-11 parking lot, that could be chemically fatal)
by Rolan Headon
Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Rant to Adrian!
Replies: 109
Views: 19783

having stumbled here late, i can tell by reality's little stretch marks something was born here...but what the fuck was it? Have to say I didn't laugh once.

"Don't call me nigger, Whitey..."

(all sympathy for the Piss Clear gang...I'm sure you're all overpaid and underworked)
by Rolan Headon
Thu Apr 24, 2008 7:15 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 264010

A construction workers joke, from expeience:

What do you do if you trip and fall out of a 40th story window?

Grab an extension cord, they always hang up.
by Rolan Headon
Wed Apr 23, 2008 5:16 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 264010

was stuck in can't-submit-it on that last one



Mrs. O'Brien opened her door to sad news. Her husband had died in an accident at the brewery.

"What happened?"

"Well he fell in the beer vat and drowned, Mrs. O'Brien."

"Was it a quick death then?"

"Oh, no, he climbed out three times to pee."
by Rolan Headon
Wed Apr 23, 2008 4:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 264010

tolerance

MB, didn't mean to imply people can't be critical...suppose i should read more of that thread, but mereth didn't strike me as trying to recruit anybody, she's quite young probably and may have experienced the scorn personally. Hopefully she will think about what she's gotten into. Believe, i tend to...
by Rolan Headon
Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:31 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1120
Views: 264010

after mereth (mereth, I hope you haven"t been chased from eplaya by religious intolerance..) As the little girl opened her book, a man in the row behind them spoke up. "Excuse me but I can answer about the varying characteristics of grass eater's fecal matter." She sighed and closed her book. "OK." ...
by Rolan Headon
Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:59 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Long Cold Winter
Replies: 1527
Views: 173529

good thing i don't have any money.
by Rolan Headon
Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Wlobal Garming
Replies: 19
Views: 2115

Lotta scientists see people caused climate changes but weather cycles indicated by tree rings show 100 year droughts and the like in recent history. That must have seemed extreme, world ending...personal experience is a brief measure. Plenty of ripping at the natural systems seems to be happening (a...
by Rolan Headon
Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:46 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Random thoughts...
Replies: 1752
Views: 184625

Why do we have two nostrils instead of one, or more?
by Rolan Headon
Sat Apr 19, 2008 5:53 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Professional Artists
Replies: 91
Views: 16079

I like trashart, and I'm not to sure much effort is necessarily required for great art. Once I saw in Oakland on a grungy sidewalk on the side of a grocery store -- a bag of orange cheetos with escaping humanoid figures laid out, fleeing expressively their bagged captivity (or so it seemed to me). W...
by Rolan Headon
Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Nalgene bottles cause cancer, hippies everywhere panic!
Replies: 34
Views: 5645

Ah, just went to your website...filing mental note-to-self...
by Rolan Headon
Fri Apr 18, 2008 8:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Nalgene bottles cause cancer, hippies everywhere panic!
Replies: 34
Views: 5645

AntiM, How could i get one to you? Don't think my address is listed (worry about revenge hackers) Maybe bring one to the playa for ya? (Big, small, twisted, what color(s)? Or should i just surprise you... PS my wife says she knows your camp and the Home for Wayward art...do you have an address alrea...
by Rolan Headon
Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:51 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: Two words
Replies: 133
Views: 54116

terger on

no regret
by Rolan Headon
Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:46 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: Set fire to the man by ....
Replies: 51
Views: 11462

Remind me never to return to this thread.
by Rolan Headon
Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:30 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Nalgene bottles cause cancer, hippies everywhere panic!
Replies: 34
Views: 5645

AntiM,

I make high fire ceramic dildos...pretty sure they're safe.
by Rolan Headon
Tue Apr 15, 2008 5:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Long Cold Winter
Replies: 1527
Views: 173529

Sunrises are for those who see them. (Sunsets, too). People around here drive for hours to get in the snow. css, my sister lives in a 95 year old log house. It was moved once several miles. Probably last another 200 years or more. I put in huge windows all the way around, never thought I'd install w...
by Rolan Headon
Sun Apr 13, 2008 9:54 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Long Cold Winter
Replies: 1527
Views: 173529

"The person who goes in search of knowledge is on active service for God until he returns..." Tabriza, hadith number 220 css, If you enjoyed Crude Awakening on the playa, the movie will bring it home for you. Where go you with your quest for info? Moth-attraction to the light of truth, desire to exp...

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