First year my playa-bride-to-be and I arrived we couldn't find our camp, wandered around confused, when we noticed a small pile of paper money blowing in the road as passerbys walked and rolled right through it. Wondering if I was being the height of uncool in a no cash scene, finally said fuck it a...

Best value on the planet, why don't you go invest in lottery tickets so you won't get burned? You're right, you got burnt, don't go again, we'll burn your ass everytime, stay home and count yer money.

What's the difference between intelligence and stupidity?
Intelligence has its limits.
Am I on the right joke thread?

Fellatrice...now there's a nice word

..."the New Americans.." my friend Gordon said of us "Tighty Whiteys" and other Euro imports, that we are human carp, muddying the waters and sucking up the eggs of the natives ("Mericans' ....but some of the carp are extra ordinaire cosmitronic mondos, but did someone mention UpChuck Norris?....Pre...

that reminds me...

The two old potheads were rocking on the porch of the Old Tokers Home.

"What did ya say my name was again?"

True, the wife bought a whole bottle of the shit, in tincture! Hate the shit, god what a taste...wantit?

The pblm is suffering from a superiority/inferiority simplex

Old joke told by Deadheads:

Did you hear what the Deadheads said who ran out of dope for three days?

"Man, this music sucks!"


Thread Drifter, Camp ShitaRainbow

Fluffy Michigan
Dingo Fir
Ratatat Drake

wife;
Tiger Banyon

of course we could MAKE UP better ones (or use ones from reality - i went to school with Pearl Wang and my friend showed me in his HS yearbook, i swear to god, a Mennonite girl named Shirley Lapcock)

Did it start with the 12 disciples refering to JC and devolve to military SNAFU* heading towrds FUBAR*? Will someday ABC*? If you need us we'll be wearing the t-shirts some one gave us long ago reading "GONE TO MAAOOE" *Situation Normal All Fucked UP *Fucked Up Beyond All Repair *All Become Clear *M...

HAPPY MUTHAFUKKAS DAY!

MUTHAFUKKAS UNITE1 THANKS TO YOU ALL! WE COULDN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU! FUCK YOU ALL VERY MUCH1111

Gold is a pretty rock, Indians in most of North America coudn't believe the muderous worth put on it by Europeans. Diamonds same thing. Insane value system. I'm investing in tomatoes. css...if you have access to net flicks, Crude Awakening could be a part of your expanding vision of things to come..

Well, anyway, Eric - thanks to you all (we promise to never sell our copies on ebay)

Civilization has boxed feet, giving them that canned ham look, run around for years barefoot and you'll be all right, in touch with the earth..(But be sure not to walk like say across a 7-11 parking lot, that could be chemically fatal)

having stumbled here late, i can tell by reality's little stretch marks something was born here...but what the fuck was it? Have to say I didn't laugh once.

"Don't call me nigger, Whitey..."

(all sympathy for the Piss Clear gang...I'm sure you're all overpaid and underworked)

A construction workers joke, from expeience:

What do you do if you trip and fall out of a 40th story window?

Grab an extension cord, they always hang up.

was stuck in can't-submit-it on that last one



Mrs. O'Brien opened her door to sad news. Her husband had died in an accident at the brewery.

"What happened?"

"Well he fell in the beer vat and drowned, Mrs. O'Brien."

"Was it a quick death then?"

"Oh, no, he climbed out three times to pee."

MB, didn't mean to imply people can't be critical...suppose i should read more of that thread, but mereth didn't strike me as trying to recruit anybody, she's quite young probably and may have experienced the scorn personally. Hopefully she will think about what she's gotten into. Believe, i tend to...

after mereth (mereth, I hope you haven"t been chased from eplaya by religious intolerance..) As the little girl opened her book, a man in the row behind them spoke up. "Excuse me but I can answer about the varying characteristics of grass eater's fecal matter." She sighed and closed her book. "OK." ...

good thing i don't have any money.

Lotta scientists see people caused climate changes but weather cycles indicated by tree rings show 100 year droughts and the like in recent history. That must have seemed extreme, world ending...personal experience is a brief measure. Plenty of ripping at the natural systems seems to be happening (a...

Why do we have two nostrils instead of one, or more?

I like trashart, and I'm not to sure much effort is necessarily required for great art. Once I saw in Oakland on a grungy sidewalk on the side of a grocery store -- a bag of orange cheetos with escaping humanoid figures laid out, fleeing expressively their bagged captivity (or so it seemed to me). W...

Ah, just went to your website...filing mental note-to-self...

AntiM, How could i get one to you? Don't think my address is listed (worry about revenge hackers) Maybe bring one to the playa for ya? (Big, small, twisted, what color(s)? Or should i just surprise you... PS my wife says she knows your camp and the Home for Wayward art...do you have an address alrea...

terger on

no regret

Remind me never to return to this thread.

AntiM,

I make high fire ceramic dildos...pretty sure they're safe.

Sunrises are for those who see them. (Sunsets, too). People around here drive for hours to get in the snow. css, my sister lives in a 95 year old log house. It was moved once several miles. Probably last another 200 years or more. I put in huge windows all the way around, never thought I'd install w...

"The person who goes in search of knowledge is on active service for God until he returns..." Tabriza, hadith number 220 css, If you enjoyed Crude Awakening on the playa, the movie will bring it home for you. Where go you with your quest for info? Moth-attraction to the light of truth, desire to exp...