Anyone see "Brewmasters" on that one channel where you can "discover" things? The Steampunk Treehouse sits out in front of Dogfishhead brewery. Does it still work? I'd love to go to a place off-playa where I can sip a dark ale and watch steam spew from a whistling tree house. Thoughts?

~R.

Can'twaitcan'twaitcan'twaitcan'twait!

Any idea when there's going to be a preliminary placement map?

Don't forget to stop by Dr. Rocket's Bitter Medicinals and get a cure for what ails you (whatever it may be)!

See you on the play- er, ranch.

In case no one else has noticed, it's that wondrous time of year again! Christmas lights are in stock at your favorite chain outlet! Target, Walmart, Meijer, Rite Aid, and Walgreens are all confirmed retailers of solar- and battery-operated LED strands! Now be good little consumers and spend, spend,...

These son't follow any particular order, nor do the memories of the week.

http://s23.photobucket.com/albums/b367/ ... AN%202008/

I work at a health food store in southwest Michigan, and we carry it. Cute little four-packs.

Take the Walmart tent and liberally apply duct tape to seal all vents, mesh and seams, then stand back on friday and wonder why you went through so much trouble. Then again, I don't know if they let you bring duct tape on an airplane anymore...

From Kalamazoo, MI to Gerlach, NV is 2100 miles and a solid 30 hours of driving.

The journey is half the fun. Wait, no. On second thought, it's kind of a bothersome three-day trek across a continent.

I own many guns; seventeen at last count. I don't hunt. I don't like killing or fighting. Why do I have them? Because I can, and because I don't like King George milling around in my affairs. Because I have to: On the left, my baby, my pride and joy, a Maadi-90, next to my latest acquisition, a Moss...

But I already printed up 1,000 t-shirts that say, "I sailed lake Lahontan, and all I got was this lousy hangover."

You know, I had this very same idea. I've been wracking my brain trying to come up with a way to put pedals on a canoe (and wheels, and steering, and a way to get it 3,000 miles across the country and back).

If anyone figures it out, please, let me know.

Stand in front of the Sands Regency and stick out your thumb.

There's a time and a place for everything, and it's called Burning Man.

http://www.zephoria.org/thoughts/archiv ... asses.html

Modify accordingly.

"Wait, I went where? And did what? And it cost how much? You're kidding."

Get yourself to the Playa and just let go. Forget about all the right things to do and just have an experience for a change. Go at it all fucking wrong. Go, be god of your universe for a week. Fuck the rest, you got 51 weeks to figure it out before the next burn. T Truth. There's a reason that you'...

I'll be coming from Kalamazoo, through Chicago on my way to I-80. Possibly on a bus. If this is your first time, you can't go wrong with riding the Red Bus. This is more of a possibility than an offer, as Papa Joe needs some convincing to come go back this year. PJ usually puts a message on the trib...

The American Dream is just that- a dream.

It's a psychedelic trip perpetrated by your own mind.

myredcarpet wrote: i would love to hear about your virgin burn..

I lost my burner virginity this year, too. There was a lot of dust, it was kind of hot. Too many people. Burning Man was better last year.

My pastor said I masturbate too much, so I originally came to eplaya as a refuge from the barrage of internet pornography. Then someone mentioned burning man.

Simon of the Playa wrote:dear Rocket, larry has spies EVERYWHERE......and your comment has been duly noted.

we will find you, and we will MAKE YOU WEAR THE RIBBON....

and you will LIKE IT!!!

I'll be waiting at 10:30 & S.


...or am I right BEHIND YOU!?

Quips about last year were better last year.

People that don't finish their sentences are

At the very least, I'll help overthrow Larry.

Ugly Dougly wrote: Fear a government that fears its people. News at 11.

"When the government fears the people, there is liberty. When the people fear the government, there is tyranny.â€

Fevers of 102.

He'd be a ripe old fifty, if he'd made it to one.

mars wrote:
use that return key more...

"Return" key? Is that Commodore 64 still holding up?

Paul Addis strikes again?

A friendly YAAAARGH to ye all.

Just an FYI: If anyone watches Cartoon Network, this sunday night (monday morning) at 12:15 (eastern time), Lucy daughter of THE DEVIL is doing a Burning Man episode.

Peace.

While picking up friends/fellow riders in Illinois, I was loading a bike into the back of the bus and fell onto the deer antlers he had strapped to the handlebars. Minor antler damage to the sternum, otherwise, fine.