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- Thu Feb 02, 2012 8:15 pm
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: In 3 words.........
- Replies: 23540
- Views: 2955807
Re: In 3 words.........
WHERE'S MY GIFT???!!!!

- Thu Feb 02, 2012 7:10 pm
- Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
- Topic: Colorado Burners!
- Replies: 43
- Views: 14515
Re: Colorado Burners! 2012
Bumping this thread...
So... Who's up for making some tentative plans for a Just-in-case-I-don't-get-tickets Soiree in Northeren Colorado? it IS Labor Day weekend, after all...
So... Who's up for making some tentative plans for a Just-in-case-I-don't-get-tickets Soiree in Northeren Colorado? it IS Labor Day weekend, after all...
- Thu Feb 02, 2012 6:34 pm
- Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
- Topic: Official "Awarded Tickets" Thread
- Replies: 1057
- Views: 157228
Re: Official "Awarded Tickets" Thread
You have two options. Accept your fate ( or Ka for all you Steven King fans ) and stop your bitchen. I have been utterly amazed ( and this is coming from a sociology/psychology/philosophy major with six years of semi Ivy league years under my belt ) at the colossal amount of cow poop that has been ...
- Thu Sep 15, 2011 5:32 pm
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: 2012 tickets....................snif??????
- Replies: 27
- Views: 5017
Re: 2012 tickets....................snif??????
I for one would welcome a eldritch chthonic theme. The batrachian Man could be built on a cyclopean base constructed with indescribable Non-Euclidean angles and gibbous lighting... uhmmm.... what? "The Bacitracin Man beats up Cyclops with indelible, non-edible Gibbons that spew lightning?" WhAAT??!...
- Wed Sep 14, 2011 5:10 pm
- Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
- Topic: Colorado Caravan to Black Rock City II
- Replies: 58
- Views: 9432
Re: Colorado Caravan to Black Rock City II
Another tip, learned from those crazy kids... make sure you have a jack that will be able to lift your trailer up enough to change a tire, on the side of a slanted road, in the gravel. Their mini-suv jack barely lifted it up enough to be able to loosen the lugs. Luckily, we had a GINORmous jack for...
- Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:45 pm
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: Did the man look smaller/lower to you this year?
- Replies: 30
- Views: 5258
Re: Did the man look smaller/lower to you this year?
jkisha wrote:I think the "striding" position of the man this year could have easily provided the illusion that he was smaller.
Unlike your new avatar. Jezuz.
Way t'go TriloB.
- Wed Sep 14, 2011 4:38 pm
- Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
- Topic: Colorado Caravan to Black Rock City II
- Replies: 58
- Views: 9432
Re: Colorado Caravan to Black Rock City II
Thanks, junglesmacks. Not being a "tire person" I really am just relaying what the Discount Tire guy said... I've had bubbles in my tire from a manufacturer defect before but never *anything* like that. The steering wheel jerked a good 2 inches back and forth when I got above 40mph (which I finally...
- Wed Sep 14, 2011 12:47 pm
- Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
- Topic: Colorado Caravan to Black Rock City II
- Replies: 58
- Views: 9432
Re: Colorado Caravan to Black Rock City II
Maybe you've learned a valuable skill? But who wants to be learning HVAC crap when there's fun to be had!! Our main delay was that the van we rented Saturday morning had such a f-ed up front end alignment problem that both front tires were worn almost bald two inches from the center. The tires look...
- Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:37 pm
- Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
- Topic: Colorado Caravan to Black Rock City II
- Replies: 58
- Views: 9432
Re: Colorado Caravan to Black Rock City II
Dam, sad to hear that. We didn't get out of Ft. Collins till 2:30am on Sunday (technically, Monday morning) either.
Ug.
- Thu Aug 25, 2011 12:13 pm
- Forum: Get Involved Year-Round
- Topic: PLEASE SEND BURNING MAN 2011 *PLAYA MAIL*
- Replies: 18
- Views: 6784
Re: PLEASE SEND BURNING MAN 2011 *PLAYA MAIL*
I..<snip>.., or do I send a whiny little note saying that I am from Nigeria and I collect money from foreign countries and paper and high value coins are my favorites? (and get a nasty letter back (stamped from the playa) telling me what to do with my request...) ..<snip>"Recycled" Slim Sirnes' Art...
- Mon Aug 22, 2011 5:17 pm
- Forum: Food & Drink
- Topic: Waterproofing your cooler food?
- Replies: 19
- Views: 13636
Re: Waterproofing your cooler food?
No worries about bacon-steak-blood-water. Baconsteak Bloodwater is the name given to me by the Souix. How weird. You made me laugh so hard I'm pretty sure I'm getting fired tomorrow... :P Thanks! Also, I bought a food-saver (suck the air out of the bag thingy) last year but it took me a year to lea...
- Mon Aug 22, 2011 4:05 pm
- Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
- Topic: Colorado Caravan to Black Rock City II
- Replies: 58
- Views: 9432
Re: Colorado Caravan to Black Rock City II
Any word on if your Sunday-leaving folks want to caravan? We'll be driving a long passenger van this year and leaving Sunday early-ish headed up and around to I-80 in Wyoming.
- Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:55 pm
- Forum: Philosophical Center
- Topic: big name DJs
- Replies: 57
- Views: 12782
Re: big name DJs
I just want to add something to this to give whatever 'Big Name DJs' some proportion and what it means to me, being British and 53 years old. Although I love music and have DJ'd big parties as a amateur in my past, I know fuck about any of the DJs performing at BM, don't recognise any names what-so...
- Thu Aug 18, 2011 2:43 pm
- Forum: 2011 Share Resources
- Topic: survival guide: When will it be sent.
- Replies: 17
- Views: 3399
Re: survival guide: When will it be sent.
:| Seriously, if you've got our money in February and are going to waste paper to snail-mail the Guide, it should come out at LEAST a month before the event. Some of us leave early and it isn't much good sitting in my mailbox while I'm on the playa. Please mail it before we all panic because it's on...
- Wed Aug 03, 2011 5:41 pm
- Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
- Topic: Colorado Caravan to Black Rock City II
- Replies: 58
- Views: 9432
Re: Colorado Caravan to Black Rock City II
HELL YEAH! .... Turns out our second RV isn't leaving until Sunday morning. Then they will be spending the night in West Wendover Sunday night, and hitting the playa Monday. Are y'all planning on heading over on 70? We've typically headed over on 80 since we're further North. This year our route is...
- Sat Jul 23, 2011 1:15 pm
- Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
- Topic: On Playa Texting Continues in 2011
- Replies: 8
- Views: 2890
Re: On Playa Texting Continues in 2011
I thank you. Not that i could get anywhere that anyone texts me about (oooooo! Shiny!! Ooooooo! Look at that!!!!!) but it will be useful if we need it.
- Tue Sep 14, 2010 4:41 pm
- Forum: Stories
- Topic: Got Dosed on the playa this year?
- Replies: 110
- Views: 29551
Bullet point:
In response to the OP, no, I did not. I got sprayed plenty too. But now, I'm gonna go slightly out on a limb here and say that RangerLEO represents the typical sweeping views and stereotypes that run rampant in law enforcement today. (I realize that my statement is also a sweeping generalization, a...
- Tue Sep 14, 2010 2:47 pm
- Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
- Topic: Camp Cats!Cats!Cats! 2010
- Replies: 109
- Views: 54637
I knew it was there somewhere, but
I never could find it.... meoww.
But, then again, I wAs pretty distracted...
But, then again, I wAs pretty distracted...
- Sat Aug 28, 2010 8:50 pm
- Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
- Topic: Winter like conditions?!?
- Replies: 33
- Views: 8467
MID THIRTIES!!!
Dam! I never thought I'd get playa dust on my winter coat...! WeeHee!!
Thank you all for the weather updates.
Note to self: Don't forget the cocoa!
Thank you all for the weather updates.
Note to self: Don't forget the cocoa!
- Fri Aug 27, 2010 2:16 pm
- Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
- Topic: MARCHING BAND CAMP -
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1370
Not a fan... but some are, so:
Thanks for the warning....
Ha ha ha
Ha ha ha
- Thu Aug 26, 2010 11:25 am
- Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
- Topic: Colorado Burners!
- Replies: 43
- Views: 14515
Colorado people at 8:30-ish & G
I am a Boulder burner, heading in for my ninth burn. I'll be camping with a crew of High Country types and Bay Areans. Look for a Colorado flag near 8:30 and G or so. We'll be trying to park the RV somewhere around there too. We'll have the RV wrapped in tiki/bamboo theme and also have a small CO f...
- Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:27 pm
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: Best Line Today
- Replies: 413
- Views: 85521
Tutu Tuesday discussion
Discussing wearing tutus on Tutu Tuesday, with a Virgin:
"Do they make those for men?"
"Sure. They wear them in Swan Lake." (ok, I made that part up... but then:)
"Oh....... I've never been there."
{{gasping-for-air-laughter ensues}}
"Do they make those for men?"
"Sure. They wear them in Swan Lake." (ok, I made that part up... but then:)
"Oh....... I've never been there."
{{gasping-for-air-laughter ensues}}
- Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:17 pm
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: Best Line Today
- Replies: 413
- Views: 85521
Arthur Poppington
"It's DefendOR!"
EDIT: dam, forgot quotes
EDIT: dam, forgot quotes
- Wed Jul 07, 2010 2:12 pm
- Forum: The Greeter's Station
- Topic: Atypical Texan - first timer
- Replies: 18
- Views: 3665
As an ex-Tex, I know she should get even higher honors for dealing with you when you get back. :lol: Make sure she knows you might need some time to decompress (down time, connect with other local burners to talk it out). Take some pictures of the family with you to remind you of how beautiful life...
- Wed Jul 07, 2010 1:04 pm
- Forum: Open Discussion
- Topic: Stop posting so much
- Replies: 6918
- Views: 967188
Virgin!!
"If that was an art project...." Obviously this poet has NOT been to Burning Man. And he must not have noticed those SHOES!!!! Wow! But, really, where else Should you put a rabbit in an ice block if not right in the middle of a square? Tsk. :roll: EDIT: My, god... are those LEGWARMERS???!!! :shock:
- Fri Jun 25, 2010 3:45 pm
- Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
- Topic: What are you craving by Wednesday on the Playa?
- Replies: 124
- Views: 21441
Wednesday cravings -
french fries - somehow I kept smelling them but missing them at Ketchup. cold fruit - Otter Pops are good (I loved gifting them!!) but the Real Thing is phenomenal after you've swallowed a gutful of dust already. Also, I didn't know how bad I was craving meat till we got to Luv's and I smelled Arby...
- Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:04 pm
- Forum: 2011 Share Resources
- Topic: Anyone need power advice? I can help.
- Replies: 34
- Views: 8081
Electric scooter!!
First, thanks for offering your help on here! My question: I'd like to add a solar panel to a new (used, 4yr old) electric scooter I just got (Mongoose 300). It turns out the old battery it has now only works about half as good as it should, so I want to get another two batteries (1 for backup) tha...
- Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:55 am
- Forum: Clothing & Playawear
- Topic: Naked Old and Unattractive people on the playa?
- Replies: 607
- Views: 131777
Your mind will be opened, ready or not...
My virgin experience with public nudity at thirty-something (BM2007): We arrived at our campsite at night. The next morning, the FIRST thing I saw as the sun was rising was an old, fat, nekkid guy riding by our camp on a bike! He was bubbly all over with many folds on most every body part and a far...
- Tue Jun 15, 2010 2:35 am
- Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
- Topic: Camp Cats!Cats!Cats! 2010
- Replies: 109
- Views: 54637
is this thing on?
Still gonna happen? Hope so!! 
- Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:34 pm
- Forum: 2010 Art & Performance
- Topic: Mutant Art Scooter Help Needed
- Replies: 18
- Views: 5476
Thanks yg. I wonder what the rules are for placing a wheelchair on a scooter and standing on it while riding? I really miss the good old days when all you had to do was put some bullet holes in your rental car and drive it on the playa as fast as you wanted while your passengers tried to balance on...