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by joel the ornery
Fri Sep 06, 2013 9:26 am
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: 3:00 Neighborhood Camps
Replies: 71
Views: 24660

Re: 3:00 Neighborhood Camps

miznazzrizrazz wrote:this isn't participation, it's harassment. and possibly retaliation.
how perceptive of you.
by joel the ornery
Fri Aug 23, 2013 1:04 pm
Forum: 2013 Art & Performance
Topic: WATERMELON Pyramid!
Replies: 2
Views: 2393

Re: WATERMELON Pyramid!

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something like this, only LARGER!
by joel the ornery
Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:40 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: One Item for BMan 2013 a Day
Replies: 2373
Views: 130312

looking for your assistance

This year at burning man there is going to be a LEO camp located right in center camp. I think it is pretty awesome that they are embracing the event and really becoming participants. As a thank you it would be awesome to help them build a kick ass sculpture in front of their camp. LIGHT BULB moment...
by joel the ornery
Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:40 pm
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: 3:00 Neighborhood Camps
Replies: 71
Views: 24660

looking for your assistance

This year at burning man there is going to be a LEO camp located right in center camp. I think it is pretty awesome that they are embracing the event and really becoming participants. As a thank you it would be awesome to help them build a kick ass sculpture in front of their camp. LIGHT BULB moment...
by joel the ornery
Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:23 pm
Forum: 2013 Art & Performance
Topic: WATERMELON Pyramid!
Replies: 2
Views: 2393

Re: WATERMELON Pyramid!

i fully endorse this idea.

Take a watermelon to the LEO!
by joel the ornery
Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:22 pm
Forum: 2013 Art & Performance
Topic: WATERMELON Pyramid!
Replies: 2
Views: 2393

WATERMELON Pyramid!

This year at burning man there is going to be a LEO camp located right in center camp. I think it is pretty awesome that they are embracing the event and really becoming participants. As a thank you it would be awesome to help them build a kick ass sculpture in front of their camp. LIGHT BULB momen...
by joel the ornery
Fri Aug 23, 2013 12:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17134
Views: 1458973

Re: Fuck!

Jane Eric wrote:I miss the old 'FUCK' thread.

Nobody appreciates my foul mouth outside of the e-playa.

Fuck yer day!

swoon!
by joel the ornery
Wed Dec 26, 2012 6:11 am
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: Barbie Death Village
Replies: 258
Views: 33366

Re: Barbie Death Village

Here is wishing all of you, Doc and assorted Barbie-aryans (sp?) a fruitful new year!!!

now get back to work.

joel
by joel the ornery
Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:55 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar, Volume #4
Replies: 9522
Views: 443748

Re: The Bar, Volume #4

ygmir wrote:
gyre wrote:Oh, no.
Stick to heavy objects.
lets play log!!

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is there anything you don't do in a BIG way?
by joel the ornery
Wed Dec 05, 2012 5:55 am
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: BloodBath&Beyond - BACON ORGY
Replies: 45
Views: 7871

Re: BloodBath&Beyond - BACON ORGY

TomServo wrote: We devised a plan, to bring a large quantity of Bacon out to the playa...60lbs or more. We will be serving lots of Bacon either Monday or Tuesday morning...along with Bloody Marys.
and your plan for disposing of large quantities of bacon grease is?

a) burn it there?

b) pack it out?

just sayin'
by joel the ornery
Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:46 am
Forum: 2013 Theme Camps
Topic: Barbie Death Village
Replies: 258
Views: 33366

Re: Barbie Death Village

the only thing that keeps my hedonism in check is my budget.

otherwise, i'd party like charlies sheen... or Doc.
by joel the ornery
Fri Nov 30, 2012 1:33 pm
Forum: 2013 Theme
Topic: 2013 Theme - Cargo Cult - thoughts?
Replies: 627
Views: 68088

Re: 2013 Theme - Cargo Cult - thoughts?

ygmir wrote:at least my pants and shorts will be in style.

oh, think big!

become a deity to all the young women needing a firm hand.
by joel the ornery
Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:32 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: BM
Replies: 5
Views: 911

Re: Driving a Lotus Elise to Burning Man

yovanni wrote:Hi there, I plan to go to BRC from SF Thursday - Saturday. I have a small sports car (Lotus Elise) and not sure if I should rent a car or not. What would be your thoughts? Yo

stay home.
by joel the ornery
Thu May 26, 2011 12:27 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Enlightenment, What is it? Who Cares?
Replies: 84
Views: 7616

cowboyangel wrote:What else can enlightenment be but comfort and relief?
a blemish on your backside.
by joel the ornery
Thu May 26, 2011 12:19 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Just an idea.
Replies: 75
Views: 3188

Re: Just an idea.

Roger Dodger wrote: That is all I wanted to say, thank you for understanding, these are just my opinions.
.
please keep them to yourself.
by joel the ornery
Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:21 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Are Republicans Putting the nail in their coffin?
Replies: 93
Views: 8800

DVD Burner wrote:BTW, totally respect you as a Libertarian but.......................

reality is reality!
wtf?
by joel the ornery
Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:28 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: SAVE TOM FALVEY
Replies: 30
Views: 3961

just to be clear, it is Tom Falvey that must save Tom Falvey... from himself.
by joel the ornery
Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:27 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: SAVE TOM FALVEY
Replies: 30
Views: 3961

cowboyangel wrote:Tom is an Activist with a capital A.

I forgive you for casting aspersions on Tom, a person so unworthy of that kind of response.
CBA, last time i looked, Asshole starts with a capital A.

let him eat beans and weenies!
by joel the ornery
Fri Feb 18, 2011 1:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Screw the Banks and Investment Firms
Replies: 1277
Views: 148351

i'd be inclined to listen to solutions from someone that has a solvent state government.

you're state isn't, therefore i don't.
by joel the ornery
Fri Feb 18, 2011 12:34 pm
Forum: 2011 Theme Camps
Topic: APOKILIPTIKA 2011
Replies: 506
Views: 61776

helitack wrote:What is this Apokiliptika thing?
HE LIVES!!!
by joel the ornery
Mon Jan 10, 2011 1:05 pm
Forum: ePlaya Announcements
Topic: Moderator Notes
Replies: 133
Views: 40061

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hmmmm, bacon.
by joel the ornery
Mon Nov 01, 2010 10:13 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: GREATEST BASEBALL FANS IN THE WORLD?
Replies: 542
Views: 102718

a love for baseball.... something you and GWB have in common.

HA HA!
by joel the ornery
Thu Oct 28, 2010 1:59 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: BURNERS SAY NO TO MEXICAN DRUGS
Replies: 70
Views: 4062

Re: BURNERS SAY NO TO MEXICAN DRUGS

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101027/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_drug_war_mexico This is a truly insane war and it gets closer to us all the time. It is largely fueled by US buyers and the despicable major banks that help launder the money. We can make a bold statement by denouncing this hateful drug battl...
by joel the ornery
Thu Oct 28, 2010 8:52 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: BURNERS SAY NO TO MEXICAN DRUGS
Replies: 70
Views: 4062

Re: BURNERS SAY NO TO MEXICAN DRUGS

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101027/ap_on_re_la_am_ca/lt_drug_war_mexico This is a truly insane war and it gets closer to us all the time. It is largely fueled by US buyers and the despicable major banks that help launder the money. We can make a bold statement by denouncing this hateful drug battl...
by joel the ornery
Mon Oct 04, 2010 1:41 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Pickles are the new bacon
Replies: 150
Views: 20188

"Pickles are the new bacon"

you must be high.
by joel the ornery
Wed Sep 15, 2010 10:42 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Help me find this Rabbit
Replies: 2
Views: 460

mom?
by joel the ornery
Tue Sep 07, 2010 12:26 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: DVD Burner appreciation thread
Replies: 142
Views: 12268

quiet down, ya bunch of knuckleheads.

and get off of my lawn!
by joel the ornery
Fri Aug 27, 2010 5:35 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Guns, Love Em or Leave Em
Replies: 2117
Views: 255696

cowboyangel wrote:bang bang..Sly Stallone's new movie has fragmentation 12 gauge full auto shotguns!
yo, ya knucklehead... how'z it hangin'?
by joel the ornery
Tue Aug 03, 2010 2:48 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: This little burner needs relationship advice.............
Replies: 81
Views: 7484

gigglesnort is from arkansas.
by joel the ornery
Tue Jul 27, 2010 7:57 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar... Volume#2
Replies: 15534
Views: 984204

morning all.

i just imagined what it would be feeling like out on the playa.

hot, damn hot.

that is all.

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