cowboyangel wrote: now if you want extremely crazy stupid brutal...try Denali in the winter time.... perpetual darkness, 100 + below zero. Vern Tejas did it. Met him once.

I met him too. On Denali, in fact. Nice guy.

I'm a banana!

joel the ornery wrote:rescue the dog, leave the rest.

rescue the dog, leave the rest, then eat the dog.

pinemom wrote:yup, and you can always say.. to your friend...BOOBY BAR...the DRAMA free Camp! no if and or buttocks

No buttocks?

Does that mean I have to stop being a total ass?

Eat the dog, first.

Hey, anyone gives you trouble--I'll kick the shit right out of 'em.

There. Problem solved.. Now let's party!

Okay, can someone please hand me a towel and some disinfectant?

How about new software that includes splash-guards for the bystanders?

sprite wrote:I might just make big pots of matzo ball soup every night or two and dispense it to whoever wants some

Now that's a great idea.

wow, you two really have lost it. you know what? you're absolutely right, there is a grand conspiracy out to get you! look! that yard gnome!? its ME! your mailman has been secretly replaced with one of our agents to go through your mail. the homeless man on the street corner? yep, another agent to ...

Same old circle jerk.

AntiM wrote:Fuck no, he's pre-med, you should listen to him.

Are you insinuating that I should be on meds?

EspressoDude wrote:

AntiM wrote:I'm thinking reciprocal boysenberry enemas for the unfunny folk.

with, or without, the stems and thorns??

Hey, it's Jammin' Camp. So whatever you can jam in . . .

So Emily, You just sort of pop in here asking for support from the 'community' and leave the discussion open for folks to speculate and ruminate. I'm sort of curious what you've found out so far and also wondering why as a Board Lord you come here and ask of the group but as a habit don't contribut...

joel the ornery wrote:

SED wrote:I advise you to drink heavily and run naked through the office. Then go back later and kill everyone with a hatchet.

Just my two cents. We each gotta follow our own bliss.

you forgot to say fuck, you fuck.

Everything I say is essentially profane. So fuck off.

Happy now?

I advise you to drink heavily and run naked through the office. Then go back later and kill everyone with a hatchet.

Just my two cents. We each gotta follow our own bliss.

Send me nude photos or I will see to it that NO camp allows you in.

Hey O'bama, who's your mama?

Archantael wrote:

SED wrote:I have a vision of a dome with lots of booze where I can smear jam all over peoples' boobies. Could there be a place for me at Burningman?

Hey SED! She prefers boysenberry!

Are there that many boysenberries?

ibdave wrote:

pinemom wrote:...Our newest member...Playabitch! WELCOME Aboard...and a special welcome HOME!

Has she sent SED or Helitack the Nudes Photos yet??
Or did she send them to you and Kurt???

Wait, wait. There's a Nudes Phot and I didn't get it? What the fuck is that about?

I'll dress up like a girl if you chicks wear strap on dicks.

I have a vision of a dome with lots of booze where I can smear jam all over peoples' boobies. Could there be a place for me at Burningman?

They told me I was Jewish.

I guess we've all got one in woodpile at some point . . . sigh.

Doing well, Zule. I believe . . .

Spent the last coupla weeks building a sandbox shelter. Viking lodge style. Split cedar posts into shingles for the roof.

My boy came over today with red ink splotches on his hands. He said he wanted to have owies on his hands just like me. I almost cried.

You?

Zulegoona wrote:shit another newbie got away

Not my fault. This time.

How about this: O'Bama. It kinda adds up . . . Black Irish From Wikipedia Black Irish is a traditional term that commonly ascribes to a dark brown or black hair phenotype appearing in persons of Irish descent. It can be distinguished in contrast to the (lighter) brown, blond or red hair color varian...

Cabana Springs wrote:I am certain some here will be glad that I will no longer be able to procreate -

Seems appropriate for someone who shoots blanks.

Actually Tool, it's even more fun calling you a shithead when you don't know it.

Shithead!

Toolmaker wrote:
I was just pointing out that you have yet to respond to me in the nice civil fashion that you are known to respond to others with.

That's because you're a shit-head, Tool.

The conceptual basis of this thread is that we're all narcissistic wankers. The focus of this thread is our relationship with the non-human life forms of the world. Excluding fungus and viral entities. Too loaded. Plants and aniumals. Relate. Ideate. Opine. Discuss. Go. You are the only narcissisti...