I'm more of a french toast man. The French Toast Man -- Fred Lane Oh -- The French Toast Man The French Toast Man He rides around the corner Takes a turn around the block He's got a lot of french toast in the back He's got it wrapped up in a sock. He's timing the engine of his truck He's got a lot ...

mdmf007 wrote:

Jiva wrote:

theCryptofishist wrote:Does anyone else keep thinking that Camp Perimeter Fence is recruiting participants and its thread should be moved over to the 2010 Theme Camp forum?

Not until now

Done

lolz

theCryptofishist wrote:Does anyone else keep thinking that Camp Perimeter Fence is recruiting participants and its thread should be moved over to the 2010 Theme Camp forum?

Not until now

3l3tronic wrote:Why binaural stereo (simulated surround) and not true 5.1 channel surround audio you ask?"

If anyone actually does ask you that, I suggest you kick them squah in the nuts.

Mantis and MiniMan in crate awaiting freight truck to New Orleans for Halloween weekend at... The Voodoo Experience! http://www.mutantvehicle.com/images/mantis/mantis_crate.jpg photo by Professor Munz. I don't want to alarm you, but you seem to have some lilliputian civilization settled on top of y...

KissMe wrote:Hello everyone, my name is Silver.

This isn't you, is it?

oneeyeddick wrote:Also, I like to think that the almighty Pheonix is eternal, but everthing dies... right ?

Everything dies, baby, that's a fact
But maybe everything that dies, one day comes back

I've always been a sticker hoarder; when I get a really cool one it always ends up carefully preserved in a drawer rather than stuck on something where it will inevitably get destroyed. As time rolls on I'm starting to see the error of my ways. A cool sticker is worthless if nobody sees it. Do the ...

not extraneous...

Patrick Hand wrote:I'm hoping the fire spinners from Santa Cruz will be there... I have an interesting proposition to make with them..........

If they're not, come to the Santa Cruz decom:

http://www.unscruz.com

First ever, and it's gonna be great...

Use a reasonable laundry detergent. I wore the same shoes out there for eight days straight (though with fresh socks at least once a day, sometimes twice). I got home and washed those shoes in the washer with regular detergent. Let em dry in the sun. Parts of them are still beiger than normal (they ...

pinemom wrote:Jiva...yours is the best!!!!!

Re?No!

Aw shucks, thanks.

Actually ya'll go ahead and make fun of us...its cause your jealous as we just keep burn'n all the other 51 weeks!

This is true.

Reno: because apparently you missed the first 'no'.

Usually you get cold sores by holding a hot tomato to your lips...

Absolut Jeenyus wrote:Every year I pee in all the lemon flavored Gatorade bottles and put em back in the ice chest.


But people love our Spiked Gatorade Lemonade so... Must be doing something right.

Eating Amanita mushrooms, perhaps?

Reno: Bedbugs A-Plenty!

Just to echo what wetspot said, places like phoenix that have regulations for grey water use, won't even allow well filtered grey water to be used on misters, whether they are used at an eating establishment or not. I do know there are some acceptable guidelines BMORG has for how filtered the water...

I don't read anybody's posts. I would never dream of discriminating against the stupid noob virgins. Now you've got me wondering how much memorial bacon we would need to leave at the temple to flavor the burn. And now you've got me wondering how much bacon and transglutaminase it would take to make...

Bin Noddin wrote:I confess that I peed on the Playa because I thought it was my duty.

No, duty is the other one. Try to keep them sorted--it's kind of important.

LittleLebowski wrote:Or if you're trying to party and some tree hugger comes up to you and blames some random moop on you or something.

Hippies and treehuggers are by no means the same group. To be honest, the intersection of those two groups seems to get smaller every year.

Apparently , to some it does. I lived briefly in Hamburg, when I was a kid. And, I almost got my ass kicked, by some older kids who m I called n N azis, after they teased me for wearing a superman shirt. They're a little sens e i tive about that, and I've grown to learn who the g G erman people are...

Everyone who is throwing the phrase 'police state' into every post with giddy abandon needs to take a step back and read some history. Stalin's Russia was a police state. Ceausescu's Romania was a police state. Burma today is a police state. Burning Man is just a festival on public lands with a stro...

AIIZ + boredom, it would seem...

brcprincess wrote:I have a lot of scabby dry skin on my arms since BM. Does this count?

I think the hotel I stayed at on the way back had bedbugs--I have a lot of little welts on my torso that weren't there at the burn.

I hope you didn't try to head out to 447 as high as you sounded in the video

I sprained my knee while trying to learn to ride a Segway. Apparently I am clumsier than G. W. Bush. Great.

One of my campmates gifted everyone in our camp with windshield washer fluid top-offs. I used my washer as soon as I got on asphalt. Did the side and back windows at the Love's near Fernley.

Seen on I-80 on the way back to Defaultia, appropriately enough:

THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE
AREN'T THINGS

I always get a quart bottle of Gatorade on my way out there, drink it, then relabel the bottle "SALTY LEMONADE". I don't have any other Gatorade in my tent, and am unlikely to make the sort of mistake mentioned above.