I'm Kate. I go to Notre Dame, am a [i]huge[/i] Irish football fan, and would adore running into a burner up there. I haven't actually ever been to a festival, but from what I hear, I think that it's the home that I've always subconsciously been craving. Hopefully this year, anyway. I love reading, e...

So there were two guys lost in the desert. Low on water, out of food, they were scanning the horizon for an oasis. Suddenly, they see the most beautiful bacon tree. Hot, sizzling, fresh from the griddle, the most perfect bacon you could ever hope to eat. First guy says, "Man, we gotta go get that ba...