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by Sylvia
Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:22 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Troll Alert!
Replies: 3
Views: 907

Malefactor!

I'm insulted to be so accused.

Of course, with a little forethought and a nice cup of shut the fuck up, you wouldn't be in this predicament.
by Sylvia
Mon Aug 23, 2004 12:13 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1775300

Cleaning out your PM Inbox was a good idea... but you forgot to clean out the Sent box.

It doesn't look too incriminating though.

Eventually I will tire of this game and Sylvia the sock will die for real. It could even be tonight.
by Sylvia
Sun Aug 22, 2004 11:59 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1775300

And if I put the smallest amount of fucking effort into using your conversational style... no one will believe this is no longer your sock.
by Sylvia
Sun Aug 22, 2004 11:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1775300

Not any more, it ain't!
by Sylvia
Sun Aug 22, 2004 11:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1775300

up.
by Sylvia
Sun Aug 22, 2004 11:42 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1775300

As your sock, SED I offer two alternatives.

1. Maybe it her fucking fault

2. Maybe you should shut the fuck
by Sylvia
Wed Dec 31, 2003 10:38 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I hate sock puppets because. . .
Replies: 60
Views: 12170

Rest assured, Nips. She did wear the horsies as verily as she needed to get fucked.

Say goodbye to Sylvia, folks. She's off to deleteville.
by Sylvia
Tue Dec 30, 2003 9:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: I hate sock puppets because. . .
Replies: 60
Views: 12170

This is a good thread for me. I post as either of two ID's This one and SED. At first, I did this just for the simple kick of having another ID--like a mask or a costume. Then it seemed like I'd post as one or the other depending on my mood or attitude. But it got confusing. I never double posted wi...
by Sylvia
Sun Dec 21, 2003 9:11 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Who do you love?
Replies: 185
Views: 31459

SED, as I love myself.
by Sylvia
Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:34 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1775300

No, ya chowderhead! I'm upset because she's in my fucking house!

You've slid into dementia, I'm afraid.
by Sylvia
Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:29 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: A Supreme Yahoo
Replies: 197
Views: 34235

Imagine my relief.

So who's the object of K2's wrath? And how can he prove Don Muerto is the nefarious DF? And why does it matter?
by Sylvia
Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:26 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1775300

This banter is making my butt sweat.

Oh, and "fuck".
by Sylvia
Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:25 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: A Supreme Yahoo
Replies: 197
Views: 34235

Talkin' to me, K2?
by Sylvia
Sat Dec 20, 2003 12:14 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1775300

No really Nips, it's your fucking awful haiku. If it were a horse, it'd have to be shot. My fucking sister-in-law is a mere tangent. And she's not my fucking sibling, either!
by Sylvia
Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:36 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1775300

Jammies with little horsies on them, most likely. But I hope to god she's wearing a suit of armor with a heavy fucking visor.

And she's wearing on my nerves. She wore out her fucking welcome two years ago.


Man, do I feel fuuuuucking pissy tonight.
by Sylvia
Fri Dec 19, 2003 11:13 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1775300

Fuck her mercilessly, and that would be merciful to me. Just get it done, and get her gone.

And I'm always here for you, Nips, anytime you need that nice hot cup of shut the fuck up. We all do, you know.

Myself first and foremost, daily.
by Sylvia
Fri Dec 19, 2003 10:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1775300

Hey Nips, how about dropping the fucking lame haiku writing and doing something useful, like getting the fuck over here, picking up my fucking my sister-in-law, taking her the fuck away and fucking her brains out?

Eh?
by Sylvia
Fri Dec 19, 2003 10:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1775300

Oh, and my fucking sister-in-law is sleeping on the fucking couch tonight. Talk about someone needing to get fucked . . .
by Sylvia
Fri Dec 19, 2003 10:23 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17237
Views: 1775300

Post yer fucking haiku on the fucking haiku page.
by Sylvia
Fri Dec 12, 2003 9:29 pm
Forum: ePlaya Feedback
Topic: deleting posts
Replies: 25
Views: 9085

I don't understand why an admin has to pull the posts. The edit feature lets us do it ourselves. I agree with those who say that if you regret posting a thought, you can and should remove it yourself. For one thing, it makes you feel better, and for another, it's one less chore for the admins, who d...
by Sylvia
Tue Dec 09, 2003 5:45 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: NYE
Replies: 14
Views: 3796

Well Sanja, m'friend, it's really a mess down here and the more the merrier, I say. You in?
by Sylvia
Sun Dec 07, 2003 12:03 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: I hope Larry H. gets massively rich.
Replies: 13
Views: 5125

What's a sock puppet (to you)? Thanks, though.

I hope you get rich, too K.
by Sylvia
Sat Dec 06, 2003 11:44 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: I hope Larry H. gets massively rich.
Replies: 13
Views: 5125

Yeah. Waaaaay fun. A lot of work and planning that I'm glad I don't have to do, cuz it wouldn't get done.

Sorry to confuse anyone--I also post as SED and I forgot to sign back in.
Guess I felt a little girly all of a sudden.
by Sylvia
Sat Dec 06, 2003 11:28 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Will WillSmallPenisRoger ever shut up and go home?
Replies: 16
Views: 3568

Seems like there are plenty of troll free threads, like Cable Ties or Your Porn Name, or any number of others. Go Ask Alice has always been a favorite of mine. We just have to keep them alive.
by Sylvia
Tue Dec 02, 2003 1:39 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: go ask alice
Replies: 276
Views: 57540

Dear Alice,

I'd really like to have sex with you. Will I ever get the chance, and will I be bold enough to take it?

Signed

Lust4Life
by Sylvia
Sat Nov 22, 2003 12:04 am
Forum: 2004 Share
Topic: Wedding Band, April in CA
Replies: 2
Views: 1245

And remember, a really good gutarist doesn't have know how to spell.
by Sylvia
Thu Nov 20, 2003 10:57 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: GRUMPY SPEAKS [on gettin' busted]
Replies: 5
Views: 2711

Two words: Pot brownies. There are other means of avoiding LEOs, such as creating diversions. If you want to get ripped in the open, find someone who's acting like a drunk, dangerous asshole and have your smoke about 20 yards away. You could also think of it like this--wanton drug use killed off the...
by Sylvia
Tue Nov 18, 2003 1:59 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PM me for news of something very cool yet commonplace
Replies: 21
Views: 3733

Apologies accepted. On with the show.
by Sylvia
Tue Nov 18, 2003 1:40 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PM me for news of something very cool yet commonplace
Replies: 21
Views: 3733

Of course, anyone with a problem could just address me directly.

Okay, so I'm not a woman. Big fucking deal. I'm not trying to seduce anyone.
by Sylvia
Tue Nov 18, 2003 9:25 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: culture jamming center camp
Replies: 111
Views: 26226

You could even set up a coffee shop right there and give it away. Or just let people buy a frigging cuppa joe, ferchissakes. What if I don't want to ask for something or bother saying thank you? What if nobody's up and about? Whatsa matta with letting someone have a normal experience as a break from...

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