Malefactor!

I'm insulted to be so accused.

Of course, with a little forethought and a nice cup of shut the fuck up, you wouldn't be in this predicament.

Cleaning out your PM Inbox was a good idea... but you forgot to clean out the Sent box.

It doesn't look too incriminating though.

Eventually I will tire of this game and Sylvia the sock will die for real. It could even be tonight.

And if I put the smallest amount of fucking effort into using your conversational style... no one will believe this is no longer your sock.

Not any more, it ain't!

up.

As your sock, SED I offer two alternatives.

1. Maybe it her fucking fault

2. Maybe you should shut the fuck

Rest assured, Nips. She did wear the horsies as verily as she needed to get fucked.

Say goodbye to Sylvia, folks. She's off to deleteville.

This is a good thread for me. I post as either of two ID's This one and SED. At first, I did this just for the simple kick of having another ID--like a mask or a costume. Then it seemed like I'd post as one or the other depending on my mood or attitude. But it got confusing. I never double posted wi...

SED, as I love myself.

No, ya chowderhead! I'm upset because she's in my fucking house!

You've slid into dementia, I'm afraid.

Imagine my relief.

So who's the object of K2's wrath? And how can he prove Don Muerto is the nefarious DF? And why does it matter?

This banter is making my butt sweat.

Oh, and "fuck".

Talkin' to me, K2?

No really Nips, it's your fucking awful haiku. If it were a horse, it'd have to be shot. My fucking sister-in-law is a mere tangent. And she's not my fucking sibling, either!

Jammies with little horsies on them, most likely. But I hope to god she's wearing a suit of armor with a heavy fucking visor.

And she's wearing on my nerves. She wore out her fucking welcome two years ago.


Man, do I feel fuuuuucking pissy tonight.

Fuck her mercilessly, and that would be merciful to me. Just get it done, and get her gone.

And I'm always here for you, Nips, anytime you need that nice hot cup of shut the fuck up. We all do, you know.

Myself first and foremost, daily.

Hey Nips, how about dropping the fucking lame haiku writing and doing something useful, like getting the fuck over here, picking up my fucking my sister-in-law, taking her the fuck away and fucking her brains out?

Eh?

Oh, and my fucking sister-in-law is sleeping on the fucking couch tonight. Talk about someone needing to get fucked . . .

Post yer fucking haiku on the fucking haiku page.

I don't understand why an admin has to pull the posts. The edit feature lets us do it ourselves. I agree with those who say that if you regret posting a thought, you can and should remove it yourself. For one thing, it makes you feel better, and for another, it's one less chore for the admins, who d...

Well Sanja, m'friend, it's really a mess down here and the more the merrier, I say. You in?

What's a sock puppet (to you)? Thanks, though.

I hope you get rich, too K.

Yeah. Waaaaay fun. A lot of work and planning that I'm glad I don't have to do, cuz it wouldn't get done.

Sorry to confuse anyone--I also post as SED and I forgot to sign back in.
Guess I felt a little girly all of a sudden.

Seems like there are plenty of troll free threads, like Cable Ties or Your Porn Name, or any number of others. Go Ask Alice has always been a favorite of mine. We just have to keep them alive.

Dear Alice,

I'd really like to have sex with you. Will I ever get the chance, and will I be bold enough to take it?

Signed

Lust4Life

And remember, a really good gutarist doesn't have know how to spell.

Two words: Pot brownies. There are other means of avoiding LEOs, such as creating diversions. If you want to get ripped in the open, find someone who's acting like a drunk, dangerous asshole and have your smoke about 20 yards away. You could also think of it like this--wanton drug use killed off the...

Apologies accepted. On with the show.

Of course, anyone with a problem could just address me directly.

Okay, so I'm not a woman. Big fucking deal. I'm not trying to seduce anyone.

You could even set up a coffee shop right there and give it away. Or just let people buy a frigging cuppa joe, ferchissakes. What if I don't want to ask for something or bother saying thank you? What if nobody's up and about? Whatsa matta with letting someone have a normal experience as a break from...