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by barnz
Sat Jul 10, 2010 5:49 pm
Forum: Food & Drink
Topic: How much alcohol should one bring?
Replies: 79
Views: 10286

2 and a half gallons per person per day.
by barnz
Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:33 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Naked Old and Unattractive people on the playa?
Replies: 607
Views: 71206

trystanthegypsy wrote:fuck yes.

my gin is bigger than your gin.

unfortunately, it's now empty...


WOW, girl, haven 't you ever heard it's not the size, it's what you do with it?

('cuz what I do with it is put it together with three of it's brothers).
by barnz
Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:44 pm
Forum: Clothing & Playawear
Topic: Naked Old and Unattractive people on the playa?
Replies: 607
Views: 71206

How does one PROVE one's sparkle pony-ness? Is my unfailing devotion to looking FAAAAABULOUS http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v614/defective/0e9ce991.jpg FAAAABULOUS ENOUGH?? http://gallery.me.com/barnfry/100005/Photo%20on%202010-07-09%20at%2018.38/web.jpg
by barnz
Thu Jul 08, 2010 6:07 pm
Forum: Keeping Cool
Topic: cooling your tent or van
Replies: 4067
Views: 824061

Swamp Coolers for Dummies

Figjam, I love the work you've done here, thanks for sharing all of your information. I was wondering if you could do a new version of your original post, with pics and step-by-step, of a fully working system. Since I'm making requests, what I would really love to see would be links for purchasing a...
by barnz
Tue Feb 26, 2008 10:55 am
Forum: Off-Playa Meetups
Topic: San Francisco parking
Replies: 16
Views: 3172

mdmf007 wrote:Now that sounds like a savings. I wonder how security is?


Extra-super-fancy-special-fabulous-minimal.
by barnz
Thu Dec 20, 2007 2:26 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme Camps
Topic: Beat A Politician's Ass Camp
Replies: 19
Views: 4690

mmmmm. Ass Camp......
by barnz
Wed Dec 19, 2007 2:07 pm
Forum: Building Camps & Villages
Topic: AirBed for on- and off-the-Playa?
Replies: 45
Views: 6706

I have an Aerobed and it works pretty good around the house for company and for the tent camping trips we have had it on. I did not take it to the Playa, but if you had access to electricity, it seems it would do fine there. A small inverter would work to plug it into the car and it only takes like...
by barnz
Wed Dec 19, 2007 1:15 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: questions w/ questions (question game)
Replies: 730
Views: 68114

Is that Important?
by barnz
Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:33 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Bamboozled
Replies: 33
Views: 4993

How 'bout a photo Teo?
by barnz
Thu Nov 29, 2007 1:24 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Happy Turkey Day
Replies: 12
Views: 1960

I am thankful for thankfulness and forgiveness!
by barnz
Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:51 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: questions w/ questions (question game)
Replies: 730
Views: 68114

A long way from Chicago?
by barnz
Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:43 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Bringing Your Parents to the Burn
Replies: 39
Views: 9849

Re: Bringing Your Parents to the Burn

mdmf007 wrote:
barnz wrote:Do I want my parents seeing my wife walk around wearing just a thong?


Maybe your dad wouldnt mind so much???


Sounds like you've met my dad...
by barnz
Fri Nov 16, 2007 11:41 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: what are you listening to?
Replies: 1867
Views: 171549

Berlin Philharmonic
Mahler Symphony No. 5
by barnz
Tue Nov 13, 2007 12:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 280
Views: 47098

"What's the best playa beer," asked a hottie "Do you prefer PBR or Tecate?" The debate it still rages Between burner fools and sages But of course everyone knows it's Tecate. :shock: Oh yes I did! Just laughed out loud again , after reading this again . [skipping the too-easy [:...
by barnz
Tue Nov 13, 2007 11:30 am
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Bringing Your Parents to the Burn
Replies: 39
Views: 9849

Re: Bringing Your Parents to the Burn

Do I want my parents seeing my wife walk around wearing just a thong? The real question is, how does the idea of your folks walking around naked affect you? Perhaps surprisingly, not at all. (Or certainly very little). I have no problem with my parents being sexual beings. That idea came crashing i...
by barnz
Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:04 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: questions w/ questions (question game)
Replies: 730
Views: 68114

ibdave wrote:Have you ever been attacked by a Henweigh???


ibdave, are you upset that nobody asked you "what's a Henweigh?"
by barnz
Tue Nov 13, 2007 9:02 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Cryptofish Watch
Replies: 9
Views: 2434

GREENPENIS wrote:I woke up this morning ... The first thing I thought was "Damn You, Fishy"


Funny, I wake up that way every morning. No reason, really. :shock:


Just Kidding - we love you fishy! :lol:
by barnz
Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:31 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Bringing Your Parents to the Burn
Replies: 39
Views: 9849

Re: Bringing Your Parents to the Burn

So my advice would be to go concurrently with your parents but let them be self-sufficient. Wait for them to ask you to help (the hardest thing int he world) -- maybe they'll ask somebody else. I would echo Jay's comments - I haven't brought my parents, (dad 70, mom 65), but I've thought about it, ...
by barnz
Fri Nov 09, 2007 3:26 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: questions w/ questions (question game)
Replies: 730
Views: 68114

theCryptofishist wrote:Are we giving these yaks parachutes, because in Tibet if you miss the ground, it can be a long way down?


If the ground is a long way down, wouldn't it be a good thing to miss it?
by barnz
Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:50 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: questions w/ questions (question game)
Replies: 730
Views: 68114

ibdave wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie cat center of a tootsie cat?


hummm 5 licks??


Why didn't you answer three? Don't you know the answer is always three?"

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ0epRjfGLw[/youtube]
by barnz
Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: questions w/ questions (question game)
Replies: 730
Views: 68114

What do you mean what does it mean? What's that supposed to mean?
by barnz
Mon Oct 29, 2007 1:20 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: WTF?! The man who burnt the man tries for God?
Replies: 25
Views: 5808

I will officially no longer be representing any sense of "Reason" with regard to people's attitudes on Addis. Feel free to go nuts... :roll:
by barnz
Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:31 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: what are you listening to?
Replies: 1867
Views: 171549

by barnz
Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:30 am
Forum: The Greeter's Station
Topic: just dropping by to say...
Replies: 20
Views: 3484

A dork is actually a whale's penis. And. Oh. It's Big. "...so I've been told...or maybe I read it somewhere...some sort of very academic, serious, not pervy article with footnotes and stuff...in a medical journal...which I was reading because of the possibility whale's penis might cure cancer....
by barnz
Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:08 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 280
Views: 47098

Crypto,
I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say

"HAPPY NEW ASSHOLE!" :D
by barnz
Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:24 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 280
Views: 47098

madmatt wrote:"What's the best playa beer," asked a hottie
"Do you prefer PBR or Tecate?"
The debate it still rages
Between burner fools and sages
But of course everyone knows it's Tecate.


Are you by chance a Flight of the Conchords fan?
This seems like a Jermainism to me! :)
by barnz
Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:26 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 280
Views: 47098

plonk
by barnz
Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:33 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 280
Views: 47098

There are two keys to writing this ditty
after mentioning Black Rock, (the city)
one is the rhyme, the other is time
Use all three, for entries non-shitty.

:P
by barnz
Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:16 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 280
Views: 47098

Birdman wrote:I've only been here a day
you can show me the way
on how to proceed
give me a lead
and I'll soon have one K.


Well, Bird, first it's called READING.
After which, some ideas may be seeding.
You might want to wait,
before leaving the gate.
Then I can skip this interceding.
by barnz
Tue Oct 16, 2007 3:07 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: Anti-drug on the playa?
Replies: 39
Views: 7037

I'm not really sure I understand the comparison to rape. I'm not saying dosing without consent is OK, I'm just wondering that if you do get accidentally dosed with a small dose of a rather benign substance, it might not be worth raining calumny down on the doser. Well, I might not have gone there m...

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