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by willyloafofphora
Fri May 13, 2016 10:20 pm
Forum: Building Mutant Vehicles
Topic: Reminder! Mutant Vehicle registration closes on 4/13!
Replies: 4
Views: 3623

Re: Reminder! Mutant Vehicle registration closes on 4/13!

I remember the deadline used to be in june. When did this change? Pretty bummed about this. Was going to fill out registration tonight.
by willyloafofphora
Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:16 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Did anyone have a positive time at Burningman?
Replies: 54
Views: 6029

Oh whatever, hippie. There weren't any cool people at burning man.
WORST RAVE EVER.
by willyloafofphora
Tue Sep 21, 2010 1:07 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Anyone else bothered by huge white construction lights
Replies: 31
Views: 4940

My art was right in the brunt of the spotlight and it kind of messed our shit up because we had glow art that required low lighting and had already had our placement moved from closer to the man due to light concerns. We actually thought about asking them to do something about it but figured they we...
by willyloafofphora
Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:32 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Did anyone have a positive time at Burningman?
Replies: 54
Views: 6029

Burning Man was horrible and boring. There was nothing to do and nothing cool to look at. Everyone was boring and stupid and ugly. The weather was awful. The food was terrible. There was not even one tiny little bit of good music and the rainbow was gay.
by willyloafofphora
Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:30 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Did anyone have a positive time at Burningman?
Replies: 54
Views: 6029

Burning Man was horrible and boring. There was nothing to do and nothing cool to look at. Everyone was boring and stupid and ugly. The weather was awful. The food was terrible. There was not even one tiny little bit of good music and the rainbow was gay.
by willyloafofphora
Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:15 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: My petition to ban glowsticks and feathers
Replies: 48
Views: 7426

How about just banning tribal scenesters.
by willyloafofphora
Tue Sep 21, 2010 12:12 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: My petition to ban glowsticks and feathers
Replies: 48
Views: 7426

How about just banning tribal scenesters.
by willyloafofphora
Mon Jun 14, 2010 3:38 pm
Forum: Get Involved Year-Round
Topic: Vicious rumor about free tickets.
Replies: 27
Views: 7899

Vicious rumor about free tickets.

So I keep hearing that gate/perimeter volunteers get a free ticket to the following years event but can't find anything about it on the web site. Whats the deal? Who does get free tickets?
by willyloafofphora
Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:27 am
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: Thankyou Spider Melon Camp
Replies: 3
Views: 3868

Yes thanks a bunch for the delicious Watermelon You guys are great but not as great as John Cougar Spider Mellon Camp. Those guys are unbeatable.
by willyloafofphora
Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:20 am
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: Looking to contact the Unnatural History Museum
Replies: 5
Views: 4053

The Great Steak

Hi, I'm from Miscreant/Inspiratum Camp and I am also looking to contact The Museum of Unnatural History. It so happens that a couple of our somewhat irresponsible camp mates took it upon themselves to mail to you our camps primary deity The Great Steak, we are desperately awaiting his glorious retur...
by willyloafofphora
Mon Nov 09, 2009 2:17 am
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: Looking to contact the Unnatural History Museum
Replies: 5
Views: 4053

The Great Steak

Hi, I'm from Miscreant/Inspiratum Camp and I am also looking to contact The Museum of Unnatural History. It so happens that a couple of our somewhat irresponsible camp mates took it upon themselves to mail to you our camps primary deity The Great Steak, we are desperately awaiting his glorious retur...
by willyloafofphora
Mon Nov 09, 2009 12:34 am
Forum: 2010 Theme Camps
Topic: Camp Perimeter Fence
Replies: 58
Views: 12620

I'm camping with Camp Exclusive this year. We'll be featuring a full razor wire perimeter fence with death lasers, motion sensors, and retina scanning keyless entry. Also every square inch of camp will be in view of our surveillance cameras which will be linked to our iphones so we'll be able to mon...
by willyloafofphora
Mon Apr 13, 2009 11:54 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Moon dust
Replies: 1
Views: 561

Moon dust

Does anyone know if the the playa has hardened up or will we be partying ankle deep in moon dust again?
by willyloafofphora
Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:48 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Hey...Uummmm...did Obama win?
Replies: 26
Views: 2587

So I consulted the experts and found out that suicide bombing yourself will not get you 70 virgins in the afterlife. Damn.

I was going find a good sound byte by Jeff Foxworthy or Larry the cable guy but I have better things to do.
by willyloafofphora
Wed Nov 05, 2008 4:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Hey...Uummmm...did Obama win?
Replies: 26
Views: 2587

But Muslims hate us for our freedom and they're all terrorists. Does this mean we have to start blowing ourselves up? I'm so confused.
by willyloafofphora
Wed Nov 05, 2008 3:38 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Hey...Uummmm...did Obama win?
Replies: 26
Views: 2587

Now that our president is a Muslim we're all Muslims too right.
by willyloafofphora
Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:54 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: What were YOUR Theme songs this BMan 08?
Replies: 72
Views: 13648

The Miracle of Childbirth.-King Missile
Spondee- Matmos

Had a lot of fun with Like A Prayer at a party a few weeks after the burn and Wilson Phillips is always a hoot.
by willyloafofphora
Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:22 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Remember 6 months ago?
Replies: 15
Views: 3327

Remember 6 months ago?

When you had never heard the name Sarah Palin and Alaska was just just a faraway place with lots of bears, oil, and melting glaciers. Wasn't that just awesome. Join me tonight as I pray for her permanent return to obscurity. Dear God, Goddess, Aliens from Sirius, or whatever. Please sent that bitch ...
by willyloafofphora
Mon Nov 03, 2008 10:14 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Where is Burning Man going?
Replies: 48
Views: 10044

To Hell if it doesn't change it's ways. REPENT REPENT!!!
by willyloafofphora
Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:44 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Buring Man getting worse every year?
Replies: 191
Views: 38989

ygmir wrote:is it possible to be rude in France?.........
It is not possible to be rude in France. I heard they don't even have a word for rude.
by willyloafofphora
Sat Sep 20, 2008 2:24 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: We Need To Get Rid Of The Tents
Replies: 36
Views: 6931

Screw RVs Philip Waymore's prefab playa condos are the way of the future.
by willyloafofphora
Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:23 pm
Forum: 2009 Theme Camps
Topic: Watch your Grandparents Fuck Camp
Replies: 26
Views: 14622

Both of my grandpas are dead. How come I always miss out.
by willyloafofphora
Fri Sep 19, 2008 6:19 pm
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Burning Man: Satan's Birthday Party
Replies: 30
Views: 31841

Yes. Thats the ticket teenage prostitutes. They're even legal in Nevada but how do we make sure they're not on birth control?
by willyloafofphora
Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:57 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Politics - Who Should Be In Charge? Who Realy Is?
Replies: 24
Views: 7899

mdmf007 wrote:The Masons, and illuminati
Yeah but their in a constant power struggle with the JAMs and the ELF and maybe even the KLF.
by willyloafofphora
Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:44 am
Forum: Philosophical Center
Topic: Burning Man: Satan's Birthday Party
Replies: 30
Views: 31841

My favorite activity at the burn this year was the baby sacrifices. That was a real hoot. Not quite enough babies though. Does anyone know where we can get more babies for next year. If we can't round up enough human babies puppies might do.
by willyloafofphora
Fri Sep 19, 2008 2:27 am
Forum: 2008 Art & Performance
Topic: Arrests and Crime stats?
Replies: 259
Views: 80288

Re: What I've learned from all of this

We've never had a problem with LEOs on the playa. Reading the posts on here tells me that how we act at Burning Man has a lot to do with avoiding LEO problems. 1. We don't hang around the large art/party cars or the rave/dance tents. This seems to be where MOST of the LEO action happens 2. We don't...
by willyloafofphora
Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:57 pm
Forum: 2008 Art & Performance
Topic: Arrests and Crime stats?
Replies: 259
Views: 80288

Re: Gettin some wheres..

" I can care less if someone wants to go on a vision quest on the playa as long as they are NOT going to pilot a MV or do a cannonball off a 50 foot scaffolding."

"If you think you can fly take off from the ground." the late great Bill Hicks.
by willyloafofphora
Fri Sep 12, 2008 3:36 pm
Forum: 2008 Art & Performance
Topic: Arrests and Crime stats?
Replies: 259
Views: 80288

Accidents happen and they really suck.
by willyloafofphora
Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:47 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: What was the craziest/funniest thing you saw this year?
Replies: 139
Views: 32203

[quote="ZaphodBurner"][quote="willyloafofphora"]The funniest thing I saw was probably when two of my camp mates were having sex on top of our three story tower and some woman comes along wearing a badge. She makes them climb down and acts very serious and then gives them a citation for not using eno...
by willyloafofphora
Fri Sep 12, 2008 12:42 pm
Forum: 2008 Art & Performance
Topic: Arrests and Crime stats?
Replies: 259
Views: 80288

I watched the early Sunday Disco Duck police freak out from on top of the temple. They were speeding across the playa at what must have been like 40 to 50 mph it was ridiculous they could have killed someone. Their behavior was much more dangerous than the drugs they were probably after. I don't kno...

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