I remember the deadline used to be in june. When did this change? Pretty bummed about this. Was going to fill out registration tonight.

Oh whatever, hippie. There weren't any cool people at burning man.
WORST RAVE EVER.

My art was right in the brunt of the spotlight and it kind of messed our shit up because we had glow art that required low lighting and had already had our placement moved from closer to the man due to light concerns. We actually thought about asking them to do something about it but figured they we...

Burning Man was horrible and boring. There was nothing to do and nothing cool to look at. Everyone was boring and stupid and ugly. The weather was awful. The food was terrible. There was not even one tiny little bit of good music and the rainbow was gay.

Burning Man was horrible and boring. There was nothing to do and nothing cool to look at. Everyone was boring and stupid and ugly. The weather was awful. The food was terrible. There was not even one tiny little bit of good music and the rainbow was gay.

How about just banning tribal scenesters.

How about just banning tribal scenesters.

So I keep hearing that gate/perimeter volunteers get a free ticket to the following years event but can't find anything about it on the web site. Whats the deal? Who does get free tickets?

Yes thanks a bunch for the delicious Watermelon You guys are great but not as great as John Cougar Spider Mellon Camp. Those guys are unbeatable.

Hi, I'm from Miscreant/Inspiratum Camp and I am also looking to contact The Museum of Unnatural History. It so happens that a couple of our somewhat irresponsible camp mates took it upon themselves to mail to you our camps primary deity The Great Steak, we are desperately awaiting his glorious retur...

Hi, I'm from Miscreant/Inspiratum Camp and I am also looking to contact The Museum of Unnatural History. It so happens that a couple of our somewhat irresponsible camp mates took it upon themselves to mail to you our camps primary deity The Great Steak, we are desperately awaiting his glorious retur...

I'm camping with Camp Exclusive this year. We'll be featuring a full razor wire perimeter fence with death lasers, motion sensors, and retina scanning keyless entry. Also every square inch of camp will be in view of our surveillance cameras which will be linked to our iphones so we'll be able to mon...

Does anyone know if the the playa has hardened up or will we be partying ankle deep in moon dust again?

So I consulted the experts and found out that suicide bombing yourself will not get you 70 virgins in the afterlife. Damn.

I was going find a good sound byte by Jeff Foxworthy or Larry the cable guy but I have better things to do.

But Muslims hate us for our freedom and they're all terrorists. Does this mean we have to start blowing ourselves up? I'm so confused.

Now that our president is a Muslim we're all Muslims too right.

The Miracle of Childbirth.-King Missile
Spondee- Matmos

Had a lot of fun with Like A Prayer at a party a few weeks after the burn and Wilson Phillips is always a hoot.

When you had never heard the name Sarah Palin and Alaska was just just a faraway place with lots of bears, oil, and melting glaciers. Wasn't that just awesome. Join me tonight as I pray for her permanent return to obscurity. Dear God, Goddess, Aliens from Sirius, or whatever. Please sent that bitch ...

To Hell if it doesn't change it's ways. REPENT REPENT!!!

ygmir wrote:is it possible to be rude in France?.........

It is not possible to be rude in France. I heard they don't even have a word for rude.

Screw RVs Philip Waymore's prefab playa condos are the way of the future.

Both of my grandpas are dead. How come I always miss out.

Yes. Thats the ticket teenage prostitutes. They're even legal in Nevada but how do we make sure they're not on birth control?

mdmf007 wrote:The Masons, and illuminati

Yeah but their in a constant power struggle with the JAMs and the ELF and maybe even the KLF.

My favorite activity at the burn this year was the baby sacrifices. That was a real hoot. Not quite enough babies though. Does anyone know where we can get more babies for next year. If we can't round up enough human babies puppies might do.

We've never had a problem with LEOs on the playa. Reading the posts on here tells me that how we act at Burning Man has a lot to do with avoiding LEO problems. 1. We don't hang around the large art/party cars or the rave/dance tents. This seems to be where MOST of the LEO action happens 2. We don't...

" I can care less if someone wants to go on a vision quest on the playa as long as they are NOT going to pilot a MV or do a cannonball off a 50 foot scaffolding."

"If you think you can fly take off from the ground." the late great Bill Hicks.

Accidents happen and they really suck.

[quote="ZaphodBurner"][quote="willyloafofphora"]The funniest thing I saw was probably when two of my camp mates were having sex on top of our three story tower and some woman comes along wearing a badge. She makes them climb down and acts very serious and then gives them a citation for not using eno...

I watched the early Sunday Disco Duck police freak out from on top of the temple. They were speeding across the playa at what must have been like 40 to 50 mph it was ridiculous they could have killed someone. Their behavior was much more dangerous than the drugs they were probably after. I don't kno...