not exactly bipolar. More like conflicted. Indecisive.
or not.

Ooo! An auction? That would be... wait a minute, wouldn't I have to be a gift? But if I'm my gift to them, that would be regifting. Ummmm..... Ellie's sister is Elsie. And her uncle is Dr. Ellis Dee, of course. No, I haven't written them into any strips, but I got their names ready to go. The famous...

She does indeed suck. And she swallows.

(choking back tears) Oh wow, this is far out, man. My adventure has already begun. A Summer of Love camp? Oh hell yes. I'll be there. I'll see you other guys, too, unless of course I get overwhelmed by everything. (sniff) I love you all! Oh please. I'm gonna be sick. It's probably a trap. They're go...

I'm going to Burning Man I just robbed a grocery store. I'm going to Burning Man. No, not really. I'm just paraphrasing the song by Dada, 'I'm going to Disneyland'. But I really am going to Burning Man, by damn. I got my ticket an everything. The ticket's pretty. Dude, you're gonna have a horrible t...