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by paps
Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

I will not claim victory by tit or cock size.
There is no lessor, nor greater.

Fortune is what is...
~asks for an olive in his beer~
by paps
Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:43 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

Oh fucK, I forgot to Akk for a beer last post.
I came , i saw, i forgot to ask for a beer.

Please help me i am without arms or legs,
tiping a i am do to with my teats.

~signals for beer with titties~
by paps
Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

Your "observations" seem hardly scientific.

I suggest application of "Atomic Balm" (or similar)
& time half-life against each prior result.
by paps
Thu Jun 30, 2005 10:09 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

~mixes Perfect Screwdriver, slides down rail~

Here You Are!

gosh i love it so
planets brace another world
also as we meet

Arrgh! Just saw The Dave Mason Band three miles from my house.
Arrgh. (no "arrgh" needed, just saying...... 'cause).

Mix it up, phuckeR, I'll
clean you in the morning.
by paps
Mon Jun 13, 2005 8:25 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

I tol' you, Rucy, to leggo day modem in a storm!
by paps
Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:59 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

Err, you asked me once to prompt when sentence structure is not as concise as possible.... This one: " Sleep with the windows open & wish for nothing but what blows me cold." seems possibly better suited to read "want for nothing but what blows my way" Just saying is all. Also, if you are experience...
by paps
Sat May 21, 2005 2:34 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

~thesaurus upside da head~

That hurt!!!
by paps
Sat May 21, 2005 2:25 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

Yeah, we can see you, and the feathers
which were shooting out your ass until
I was about to bitch about the mess.
by paps
Sat May 21, 2005 2:21 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

Hey you, with the feathers!
by paps
Mon May 16, 2005 9:13 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

you been sad before
shake it off no sorry ass
smile all day long
by paps
Tue May 10, 2005 9:37 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: E=mc2(b14)...
Replies: 177
Views: 27207

Bring it on, Bunnyman!
by paps
Tue May 10, 2005 9:33 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: E=mc2(b14)...
Replies: 177
Views: 27207

errr, you asked me once a while ago to
correct you if need be...
it seems, perhaps, that is to say,

"Awaiting response"

may be improved with the more certain postulate of :

Knowing resonse
by paps
Wed Apr 27, 2005 1:48 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Haiku
Replies: 232
Views: 36971

ask of these my tits
what not may i suckle best
butt what left behind
by paps
Tue Mar 29, 2005 6:18 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

we are all at your bed-side, amnesia
knowing you will wake up
smiling we are here
by paps
Thu Mar 17, 2005 10:39 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Empire Store (general discussion)
Replies: 723
Views: 84158

i sort perplexed
spurn the toenail sized nut
cashews all are gone
by paps
Mon Feb 21, 2005 9:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Love.....
Replies: 39
Views: 5233

Take your meds confused freak that has nothing to do with DiViDendS weep his sorrow more buxom fresher it seems your trust was your problem his not provoked not loved casue you're bad or bad cause not loved 'tis only a beat for one feathered dove to stroke & to say no not ever today i will smile i w...
by paps
Wed Feb 16, 2005 6:03 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Haiku
Replies: 232
Views: 36971

mute testimony
trust our language passing lips
eyes half lidded trance
by paps
Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:59 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Haiku
Replies: 232
Views: 36971

that was surly wrong
i rack huge balls over seas
japanese now cute
by paps
Fri Feb 11, 2005 11:35 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: xoxoxoxo Technopatra and good luck to you.
Replies: 40
Views: 6807

You asked me once to condense,
dear nipples, once upon a time.. so:

certain the road
welcomes your feat
by paps
Wed Feb 02, 2005 9:33 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

Give me your poor, sick, huddled masses.
Please.

~unzips fly~
by paps
Mon Jan 31, 2005 8:19 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

crustaceans no bother
clamping claw of doom
i laugh when with you

Any body, please. A boozey booze drink.
by paps
Mon Jan 31, 2005 7:44 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

we are ball shocked
never have such testicles
broach of etiquette

Oh my!
It seems anything
might be thought.

nipples ought to be punished,
squeezed at least
pinched at best
by paps
Sat Jan 29, 2005 1:32 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

concave gravity
snowdrift greets the sun
sends humidity

~hands signs (thanks Helen K!) for to ask grape flavored gin slush drink~
by paps
Thu Jan 20, 2005 6:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

Hey!

That's me (too), Linda, Erik & Mike.
Paul is the only sibling missing in this avatar.

~puts broken guitar in moop bag, apologizes to no one~
by paps
Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:20 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

Hmmm.

When I was a boy, if we were sick we had
to swallow castor (fish) oil.

Are you not concerned, Doctor™ amnesia,
that rewarding sickness with rest & relaxation
merely rewards negative behavior.. ala Pavlovs' dog?!

~signals bartender for a shot of castor oil, or a pickled egg~
by paps
Wed Jan 19, 2005 8:27 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

Last time I saw a butt like that,
er, umm.... come to think of it,
I have never ever before seen
a butt like that.

~raises pilfered Petes'~

To Guins' fine ass!
by paps
Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:06 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

Is that Danish Prime Minister Anders Fogh Rasmussen in your teeth,
or am I mistaken?
by paps
Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

Yo.

Think you might have missed a few swimmers there....

~helps nipples into upright kneeling position on the bartop, pulls down his panties~
by paps
Sat Jan 15, 2005 8:58 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Idle Chat Thread
Replies: 817
Views: 95904

I read once that when lost,
it is not advisable to panic, but to be calm.

You will still be exactly where you were
a few steps away from the path
instead of running willy-nilly
through the wood bonking trees and stuff.

~feels self up, relaxes~
by paps
Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:45 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The Bar
Replies: 88940
Views: 7290889

I am thankful for the humidity
graciousness has permitted me
dry as fuck
without stimulii


after work

~takes boots off~

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