Maybe, but at least we'll die looking straight up

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

This was my first burn as well. My story is very similar to yours, however, I am a fan of camping, while not really getting to camp all that often. I had some friends go last year (I was originally supposed to join them, but found a way to chicken out) and come back to tell me how badly I really nee...