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by Kenny Z
Tue Sep 24, 2013 1:41 pm
Forum: 2013 Mutant Vehicles
Topic: Done Driving At Night
Replies: 43
Views: 4015

Re: Done Driving At Night

Yep, driving at night is fucking nuts! Even early in the week now! I used to think it was a blast but now it feels like I am playing a video game and always on edge! The co-owner of The Dirty Sardine Can made his own vehicle this year (Swingline stapler) so I was driving much more than I wanted. The...
by Kenny Z
Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:51 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Exodus 2013
Replies: 157
Views: 5498

Re: Exodus 2013 - How was it?

Out of 12 years of leaving the place, this was not my shortest nor longest exodus, but it was one of my best. We left around 4:45pm Sunday and had about 4 hours until pavement. But the "pulsing" was rad! Totally prevented the need for everybody to be on guard so that douchebags don't cut i...
by Kenny Z
Fri Sep 07, 2012 12:20 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012
Replies: 482
Views: 40728

Re: Alright, let's hear the best and worst from 2012

Fucking Freebird. Just... horrible. Everything else was just lovely though :) I keep waiting for someone to explain this, but it doesn't seem to be forthcoming. DPW lost a core member of their group this year. The playing of freebird was a tribute to him and was in no way meant to be any form of a ...
by Kenny Z
Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:45 am
Forum: 2012 Share Resources
Topic: EXODUS, when did u leave. How long did it take 2 the road?
Replies: 39
Views: 5952

Re: EXODUS, when did u leave. How long did it take 2 the roa

Left at 2:30pm Sunday. The radio said there was no wait for the Exodus a couple hours earlier so I figured that meant Monday would be horrible (I was wrong). But I cruised all the way out to the pavement! There was some wait traveling through Gerlach but I don't mind being on the pavement and where ...
by Kenny Z
Wed Sep 05, 2012 10:30 am
Forum: 2012 Mutant Vehicles
Topic: So, what the fuck qualifies as a mutant vehicle?
Replies: 33
Views: 5869

Re: So, what the fuck qualifies as a mutant vehicle?

Strings may be pulled somewhere to get some of the golf carts in (if not disabled). I think a goal should be (and I know DMV looks for it) to modify it radically enough that people have to ask what it was before. It doesn't necessarily have to be El Pulpo Mechanico or the likes as some of us have ve...
by Kenny Z
Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:06 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: 2012 Experiences with Police
Replies: 272
Views: 35705

Re: 2012 Experiences with Police

I got pulled over right when I entered. He was standoffish at first but I was very polite and looked him in the eyes. He said my trailer lights were out and I told him they were working when I left. I said that maybe the plug came loose and he said I could check it. It was loose and the lights worke...
by Kenny Z
Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:03 am
Forum: ePlaya Feedback
Topic: Please Clean Up The Forum
Replies: 19
Views: 6096

Re: Please Clean Up The Forum

Can't the forums be locked during the event? Seems like the only posters during that time are spammers anyway.
by Kenny Z
Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:05 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: YOU WEREN'T "REJECTED"!
Replies: 80
Views: 3208

Re: YOU WEREN'T "REJECTED"!

I didn't get a ticket because I am white! :cry:
by Kenny Z
Wed Feb 01, 2012 5:38 pm
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Scalping Discussion
Replies: 28
Views: 2401

Re: Scalping Discussion

yeah, checking ID's.......it's not like going to a concert: vehicles have to be searched, if a vehicles has many participants within, they all have to get out, and hand their ticket over one at a time....... Imagine the fun, of taking ID's and having to scan or whatever, each person. Then, search t...
by Kenny Z
Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:29 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Scalping Discussion
Replies: 28
Views: 2401

Re: Scalping Discussion

I disagree with that statement.. although, it would take more time to check tickets with names on it.. it wouldn't be that much longer. Have someone check everyones tickets, and match them to I.D's while the vehicle is getting searched. If you can't check 4 tickets and match them to 4 I.D's in the ...
by Kenny Z
Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:07 am
Forum: 2012 Tickets Discussion
Topic: Scalping Discussion
Replies: 28
Views: 2401

Re: Scalping Discussion

I'm watching Stub Hub fill up as we speak. One scalper has a quantity of 8 that they are selling for $1500 a piece. Many with 4 for $1200. Oh here is another guy with 8 for $825 (now that sounds like a steal!). I would really like to stop scalpers, no matter how inconvenient! This is just the beginn...
by Kenny Z
Sun Sep 18, 2011 9:46 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Bizarre LEO experience/observation..
Replies: 71
Views: 7289

Re: Bizarre LEO experience/observation..

Were you the guys playing that song with the "my vagina" lyrics? That was one of the funniest songs I've ever heard. We saw a pair following the sardine art car who were playing some silly song and the two leo's where laughing their asses off ,it was pretty funny...... Ha ha! That was me ...
by Kenny Z
Fri Sep 16, 2011 6:37 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Bizarre LEO experience/observation..
Replies: 71
Views: 7289

Re: Bizarre LEO experience/observation..

We saw a pair following the sardine art car who were playing some silly song and the two leo's where laughing their asses off ,it was pretty funny...... Ha ha! That was me driving! We were playing a song by Jon Lajoie - Show Me Your Genitals. He pulled up next to us and stopped us. I wrote down the...
by Kenny Z
Wed Sep 07, 2011 8:37 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Temple Burn -- one hour of silence and reverence possible?
Replies: 148
Views: 12586

Re: Temple Burn -- one hour of silence and reverence possibl

Sentiments like the above are why I leave early Sunday. Fuck the Temple, I'm fucking embarrassed to be associated with or indirectly funding this tasteless hippie-religious abomination. Plus, it was ugly as fuck this year. Isn't there something in the Ten Principles mandating separation of Church a...
by Kenny Z
Tue Sep 06, 2011 8:58 am
Forum: ePlaya Feedback
Topic: Death to Spammers, Phishers etc.
Replies: 911
Views: 145510

Re: Death to Spammers, Phishers etc.

This spammer is everywhere! "grodopnpile"
by Kenny Z
Fri Sep 17, 2010 1:28 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: top douche bags fucktards at BM 2010
Replies: 713
Views: 84489

I highly reccomend you guys check out this aclu video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqMjMPlXzdA no, you dont have to be the geek that carries the aclu "i know my rights" card in their wallet, but the video covers some pretty clutch non confrontational stuff, like- when you get stopped b...
by Kenny Z
Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:17 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: your favorite tale of 2010
Replies: 26
Views: 3966

Okay, I've got a story. I've been wanting to do this for many years, but for the first time this year I took an "official" art tour put on by The Artery. It was a pretty hot day and the tour started at 11 am. They loaded us on to 5 different art cars. I was on the Kazbus. On top. Next to ...
by Kenny Z
Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:36 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: top douche bags fucktards at BM 2010
Replies: 713
Views: 84489

So anyways, one of my travel mates gave them his pipe and gram of weed. They then handcuffed him put him in a car and drove him 120 miles back to Welco Co. prison for booking without reading him his rights..... I'm sorry your friend doesn't know his rights. The cop undoubtedly gave your friend the ...
by Kenny Z
Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:30 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Favorite MV's this year?
Replies: 52
Views: 6637

Well, I can guarantee my MV won't get any top honors. However, it was built and funded by just me and a friend so you can't expect much. Survived five years so far. This year it was a furry taxi which was a bad idea if I was trying to get somewhere but I certainly met some amazing people from all ov...
by Kenny Z
Wed Sep 08, 2010 10:26 am
Forum: 2010 Art & Performance
Topic: Ugliest Temple Ever?
Replies: 73
Views: 10136

Of course we are arguing opinion but a place of reflection and/or worship does not have to be beautiful or awe inspiring. That said, this temple sure was butt ugly and it was the first time I didn't think "what a shame to burn this".
by Kenny Z
Sat Aug 07, 2010 10:04 am
Forum: Building Mutant Vehicles
Topic: Pulled over in your mutant vehicle?
Replies: 74
Views: 12737

I really hate when ancient threads get dragged back to the top and I get all angry reading them before I realize they're 5 years old. You will be okay Bluemandrew. Take a deep breath, rub your ben wa balls and go to your happy place. :lol: The topic is just as relevant back then as it is now. In fa...
by Kenny Z
Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:58 am
Forum: Building Mutant Vehicles
Topic: Pulled over in your mutant vehicle?
Replies: 74
Views: 12737

[quote="oneeyeddick"]was that dude a tall, fit looking fellow, with short blackish/drk brown hair?[/quote]

He was no taller than 6 feet. He was skinny if that's what you mean by fit.
by Kenny Z
Fri Aug 06, 2010 3:43 pm
Forum: Building Mutant Vehicles
Topic: Pulled over in your mutant vehicle?
Replies: 74
Views: 12737

Okay, I got lazy and only read the first page so sorry if anything I said has been said before. I first want to say that anybody considering bringing a mutant vehicle for the first time, it's a bigger pain in the ass and responsibility than you might think. Just wait until you have to stand in line ...
by Kenny Z
Wed Sep 23, 2009 12:00 pm
Forum: 2009 Art & Performance
Topic: Critical Tits
Replies: 37
Views: 13412

Critical Segregation Party! Cool! :roll: It seems even many women were set off by this. I'm sure those women who are only into women or hate men were okay with this (yes, no?) but in my opinion, it alienated more people than it empowered. I think a possible solution to this would be to have two part...
by Kenny Z
Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:47 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: burning other people's music
Replies: 46
Views: 5755

". i wonder which art car was the red,white,blue light special? sounds fun... Pretty wimpy looking art car in comparison to many of the other awesome vehicles but it was built entirely from scratch (no existing frame) and it was only two of us who built it. I guess we stand out to some though ...
by Kenny Z
Tue Sep 15, 2009 3:29 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: burning other people's music
Replies: 46
Views: 5755

Yeah, got a lot of compliments for the music I played this year and last on the Red, White, and Blue Light Special. Played things like the Clash, Dandy Worhals, Sublime, The Guess Who, and some funny stuff like SNL Shorts: On A Boat and Jizzed In My Pants. At night, I moved to stuff with more beat b...
by Kenny Z
Thu Sep 10, 2009 6:41 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Locks on Portapotties
Replies: 23
Views: 2972

Yup, the camp across from me did that. Hell, they paid good money to bring their own private porta-potties out there. They were nice enough to let us use them a few times. It's nice to share with your neighbor camps and maybe a desperate soul in need but there is a limit. Hell, I always bring tons o...
by Kenny Z
Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:23 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck the Paiute Indians selling their "guest" tix
Replies: 134
Views: 14034

Fire_Moose wrote:Isn't one of the main hobbies of Indians scalping?


Ha! That's wrong but funny!
by Kenny Z
Thu Sep 10, 2009 8:18 am
Forum: Stories
Topic: Beware of Narcs Serving Coffee in Center Camp
Replies: 16
Views: 3479

I had some of that coffee to wash down a couple Fiber One bars. Luckily the fiber acted quickly and next thing I knew, there was a swarm of law enforcement surrounding the porta potty I just used used.
by Kenny Z
Wed Sep 09, 2009 5:39 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: So who got hurt this year?
Replies: 55
Views: 11582

Slide got me pretty good all over my body. :D

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