Occcupy Burning Man

I don't know if Cryptofish is male or female, and I don't care about his/her life experiences. We ALL have life experiences. I DO know that when I read his/her contributions to threads it is usually "more burner than thou". Crypto usually has no problem belittling other people and their thoughts wit...

No, you got it wrong. Cryptofish makes a career out of debasing other people's opinions, like nobody know anything but him. But that's his way I guess. But don't call my post pathetic because you disagree with me. Just disagree, don't label me with words from your obviously limited vocabulary. I sim...

I find YOU dreary and pathetic, and have for a long time. You seem to think you're the only person on the planet who has anything to say that's worth listening to. Why don't you take your feelings of superiority somewhere else...

This is assuming there is going to BE a next year. Something funny is going on and no one is giving any answers. Notice the BM site changed the ticket sales date for 2012 from January 18 to "to be announced". And rumor has it that the BLM is pissed off about too many tickets being sold after the cut...

Someone, I can't remember who, said there is nothing scarier than a clown in the moonlight..

I haven't seen that. Tell me how it came to be.

It all boils down to meeting the right person, and they can be met at the burn just as well as anywhere. If only we could live there all year long and bullshit default world issues didn't have to be involved. My issue with my friend is that he lives on the east coast and I live in California, and ev...

Well the singularity of what is oldest is relative and subject to change. The unnamed spot in Nevada was once considered the oldest undisturbed, ancient surface up until recently. When I was in college taking geology the oldest known rock was dated in Godthab Fjord, Greenland. The Archean gneiss the...

OK, love story. 2009 was my 9th Burn, always go with my brother, sister in law and a few friends. As I am a hermit by nature and don't easily saddle up to men, I've met a lot of guys out there, but nothing ever happened, I feel confident in my appearance and personality etc, but one must be open to ...

Two members of our camp, FUA, smoke, including me, so I take one of those old fashioned copper trash cigarette butt holders with a lid that pops open, on a handle, then after a few days empty it in the trash. Cigarette butts are the first thing to blow away in a wind storm so they must be covered up...

On the bird thing, my first year, 2001, a hummbingbird flew past me while I was setting up camp. I didn't think it was unusual because it was my first year, what did I know? I haven't seen a bird out there since. I think maybe it was a little "welcome" signal from the playa gods...

One word: Egypt

You know you're a burnerd when the thrift store around the corner from your house saves all the stuff for your insepction "that we know nobody else would be interested in".

Why do you ask that?

I left last year, 2008, feeling a little discouraged because the riding was so hard, even the walking, so I hung around camp a lot, which really, was very entertaining. It was my 8th Burn and I thought, maybe next year I'll skip it. I was exhausted. I told my brother that and he looked at me and sai...

A Tom Jones concert in Reno the Saturday night before, if available

Spam Kabobs for the neighborhood at the end of the week

Lots and lots and lots of champagne

How long did the blow job last? Well, I'm not sure I caught it at the beginning, things had progresses quite a ways before we ALL noticed this going on. As long as it takes I guess. At first I was still on the previous night's shrooms.....

I can't stop smiling, I'm smiling like an idiot all the time. I realize that this will never come to anything permanent, A couple of factors are in the way, but for now, I'm jumping in head first and come what may.....

Thank you for your kind words. It's an amazing occurrence for a woman who lives alone with three weiner dogs and LIKES it that way. Ahhhh.....love is just so fucking grand !!!!!!!

Yeah, right. Anyway, on to a lighter note, this was my 9th burn, you see, and I always come with my brother, my sister in law and our friends from the east coast who come every year. Well, my big thing out there is cooking, I love cooking in the big kitchen tent and feeding people who wander by and ...

I guess so, but during lunch it wasn't exactly what anyone wanted to see.

Here's a good one. This guy and girl came through our camp, nobody liked them, they were obnoxious. Anyway, they must have picked up the vibe because they got up to leave and the next thing we know she's giving him a blow job, right by our table while we were all having lunch. To each his own, but n...

Well....a fiery moose is a good thing to have....

By the way.....I like your moose.....

One year, nine years, it makes no difference. Two people that we extended our hospitality to just took what they wanted and walked out of camp. I can certainly live without my big tiger or my zebra coat, it's not about the items themselves, it's about some of the nasty things of the default world sn...

We should have thrown the little asshole out of the back of the horse trailer when we found him passed out in there at about 2am, but he was totally unconscious, so we decided to let him just sleep it off in there. I guess I'm just lucky he didn't puke all over the place. The tiger guy was well old ...

Losing something and being stolen from is two different things. I go there to get away from that kind of bullshit. Especially if anybody just ASKED if they could have my zebra coat or my big tiger, I would have given it to them, at least the tiger anyway. The coat was a staple of our costume collect...

This was my 9th Burn and for the FIRST time our camp was ripped off. Some underage yahoo passed out in the back of our horse trailer and left in the morning with my zebra coat on and never returned it. Then....some old yahoo down the street came and asked to borrow my tiger to take pictures with and...

I'm going.......Adolf gets really pissed at people who don't go.