Fucking Christmas Shoppers, and dammed crowed Walmart stores.
The isles are so packed with crap for Christmas that you cannot get up and down the isles.

Why do people even do such sick things? The only logical conclusion is that they are to freakin lazy to use a restroom.

I tried the radio station you suggested, I must admit that it is good.

how did you discover my little secret? I thougt I disguised those bottles better than that and dam those dying patients for ratting on me...

Oh, to each their own. Everyone has their own likes and dislikes in life and the hampsterdance is just that a silly song and dance website...not a radio station.

No, I have not heard of or have read the Onion, but this could be a could place to get started on the project.

This was a good article, but does anyone notice the irony of the situation?

What if you try adding a skunk.?

I love the Hampster Dance. www.hampsterdance.com