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i'd rather hear from some cheeto-cancer survivors or possibly the experimental among you who heard my plight and decided to test it yourselves but are too embarrassed to come forward.

oneinchdick wrote: my doctor told me that I needed a smaller pump

hahaha fucking burn.

^ haha. it's hilarious that site not only survives, but thrives. in college, the dude across the hall pissed me off. we hated each other, but one day he said we HAD to see this turd of his. it was stunning in length, girth, and swirl, and i took a picture. he went out on a first date and i made enou...

I'm glad no one is horrible and gross enough to suggest a picture is worth a thousand words. Cuz that would be disgusting. it wasn't too bad - just a terrible red. all things considered, it was an unimpressive movement [i.e. not much mass (i think all i shat were cheeto puffs because it was a midni...

i was dropping the kids off at the pool and the first wipe turned up what i thought was blood. second wipe less blood, but still bloody, so i started thinking colon cancer. i thought maybe i was wiping more aggressively than usual and scraped my anus but it seemed like a lot of blood for some minor ...

usually when people say 'this is the best video EVAR' they're mistakenly not playing this video, which is the best video...evar.

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cowboyangel wrote:not...if you go to a game with me. then it is a metaphysical mystical trip of wonderment and awe...

your mom is a metaphysical mystical trip of wonderment and awe...

when i was a little boy watching my cartoons considered never problems ever watching my cartoons where did me as a child go? i wish i knew i suppose he's still around somewhere dancing nude... and only knows that life is so messy when i was a little squirt between naps and eating dirt never consider...

*punches mustached man*
*talks his way into a darts game with two babes*

*grabs random barfly's butt*

*waits for response*

*stumbles in with a half-swigged bottle of whiskey*

http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7441/game008qm3.jpg Uh, er... Oh, please don't hurt me, no Just only let me go I only want my gun And uh... a honey bun. http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7804/game009fl6.jpg "Listen - we've been here for what seems like a few years now. Ever since we got here, w...

Control, I have visual confirmation of reinforcements. If diplomacy fails, well shall ignite the vermin with an air assault. I'm going for the gun, kkhhhh, over. http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/5799/game006ni4.jpg "HALT! Do NOT touch that!" WTF?? http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9895/game007jf0...

I'm on the move. Let's see if we can find out where I am.


What the hell? Shelters? Are there people here?

...and is that my gun?

They're a little short to be realistic.

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2341/game001mb0.jpg Control Team? Are you there? Is this thing calibrating properly? Hello? http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/7097/game002eu6.jpg There - this is better. Control Team? The test was a failure. Transport to dimension 134340 did not succeed. I have b...

[quote="MoisturePuP] Ihave actually slept with a ranger, and I can tell you that he does in fact have balls. I probably could've confirmed this other ways though, but that seemed like the most fun.[/quote] giving him a blowjob in the street after he saved a young girl from an artcar would have been ...