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Birdman

Hi! You lot I'm back
the prison gave me the sack
they said I done my time
now I can get back to rhyme
but first I gotta learn the knack.

Birdman

There once was an ex-jail bird
who in the past was very absurd
he swore too many a time
whilst under the influence of wine
and spent twenty four months inside rhyming a word.

Birdman

There's me here in the Playa
ma sheep 'a don know where 'a
they gone a'wandering
the land they like a'fondering
if I catch 'em they won't know week from day.

Birdman

There once was a lady in black
of men she did not lack
play with here was their mistake
they would end up in the lake
swimming inside a sack.

Birdman

Of what you say I shall over think
don't worry I'll avoid the drink
my new wife is quite safe
even though she was a waif
and I don't fancy, again, bars made of zinc.

Birdman

There once was a new wife
who brought me a different life
promising to be good
she oughta and should
or I'll be back inside for life.

Birdman

Up to now I've stayed a good boy
treating my new wife like a toy
she stays faithful to me
'cos I hold the financial key
and she happens to be very coy.

Birdman

There once was a girl from Detroit
who tried to play a game of quoit
try as much as she may
she couldn't get the hang of it and play
so what did she do...shoit.

Birdman

That is beyond doubt very distasteful. I don't like the sight of blood.

Birdman

I'm now back from the dead
after someone inside I did wed
she said to me, "you big clout
don't dare again, the law flout
get upstairs I want some bed."

Birdman

I don't want this thread to die
and that ain't a Burning lie
so come on all you mugs
I'm now free without bugs
but I may soon be back in, Oh Sigh!

Birdman

I'm now back after a short while
after too many a night on the tile
the sheriff finally released me
after promising the ePlaya with a key
that I would never return within a mile.

Birdman

I'll give all of you guys a stance
to throw mud pies while I'm in a trance
I know I have behaved badly
I've never visited BR City, sadly
can you guys try to give me another chance?

Birdman

I am the infamous Birdman
who recently exited the can
I was held over a Playa brawl
later couldn't stand and had to crawl
if I could have, I would have ran.

Birdman

They've let me out so now I'm back
don't any of you try to give me the sack
I promise to you all that I'll behave
not to hold a Playa rave
and cause havoc in my mac.

Birdman

you to do

Birdman

There once was a lady in black
who ate enough to fill a sack
she was a playa babe
didn't give damn for Abe
and that is a fact.

Birdman

which is too

Birdman

we all revel

Birdman

to number six

Birdman

so is five

Birdman

We can't let this thread disappear for life
maybe somebody's looking for a wife
I can supply anyone
just phone me, deals done
just don't approach me with a knife.

Birdman

Are you sure?

Birdman

where are they?

Birdman

I do rhyme to a degree
as you lot can see
maybe I'm not a limerick writer
I write words a bit lighter
but to rhyming I have the key.

Don't run away I'll be back

I have to apologise to Fish and Barnz.

Birdman

and middle toe

Birdman

bet they are.

Birdman

barnz talks too much
a bit like hay mulch
he should think a bit more
before opening the barn door
aka a mouth, has he no cult(ure).

Birdman

win a fortune

Birdman

in the wilderness

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