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by Birdman
Wed Feb 06, 2013 1:32 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

Re: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...

Hi! You lot I'm back
the prison gave me the sack
they said I done my time
now I can get back to rhyme
but first I gotta learn the knack.
by Birdman
Mon Apr 04, 2011 3:40 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

There once was an ex-jail bird
who in the past was very absurd
he swore too many a time
whilst under the influence of wine
and spent twenty four months inside rhyming a word.
by Birdman
Tue Mar 24, 2009 2:00 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

There's me here in the Playa
ma sheep 'a don know where 'a
they gone a'wandering
the land they like a'fondering
if I catch 'em they won't know week from day.
by Birdman
Wed Feb 04, 2009 1:39 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

There once was a lady in black
of men she did not lack
play with here was their mistake
they would end up in the lake
swimming inside a sack.
by Birdman
Tue Feb 03, 2009 1:02 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

Of what you say I shall over think
don't worry I'll avoid the drink
my new wife is quite safe
even though she was a waif
and I don't fancy, again, bars made of zinc.
by Birdman
Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:16 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

There once was a new wife
who brought me a different life
promising to be good
she oughta and should
or I'll be back inside for life.
by Birdman
Mon Feb 02, 2009 11:08 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

Up to now I've stayed a good boy
treating my new wife like a toy
she stays faithful to me
'cos I hold the financial key
and she happens to be very coy.
by Birdman
Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:33 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

There once was a girl from Detroit
who tried to play a game of quoit
try as much as she may
she couldn't get the hang of it and play
so what did she do...shoit.
by Birdman
Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:27 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: How would you violate Sarah Palin?
Replies: 135
Views: 10517

That is beyond doubt very distasteful. I don't like the sight of blood.
by Birdman
Thu Oct 09, 2008 1:21 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

I'm now back from the dead
after someone inside I did wed
she said to me, "you big clout
don't dare again, the law flout
get upstairs I want some bed."
by Birdman
Mon Jun 02, 2008 10:08 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

I don't want this thread to die
and that ain't a Burning lie
so come on all you mugs
I'm now free without bugs
but I may soon be back in, Oh Sigh!
by Birdman
Wed Feb 27, 2008 8:09 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

I'm now back after a short while
after too many a night on the tile
the sheriff finally released me
after promising the ePlaya with a key
that I would never return within a mile.
by Birdman
Thu Jan 24, 2008 12:05 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

I'll give all of you guys a stance
to throw mud pies while I'm in a trance
I know I have behaved badly
I've never visited BR City, sadly
can you guys try to give me another chance?
by Birdman
Thu Jan 24, 2008 11:33 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

I am the infamous Birdman
who recently exited the can
I was held over a Playa brawl
later couldn't stand and had to crawl
if I could have, I would have ran.
by Birdman
Thu Dec 27, 2007 3:42 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

They've let me out so now I'm back
don't any of you try to give me the sack
I promise to you all that I'll behave
not to hold a Playa rave
and cause havoc in my mac.
by Birdman
Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:53 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1410381

you to do
by Birdman
Tue Nov 20, 2007 9:50 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

There once was a lady in black
who ate enough to fill a sack
she was a playa babe
didn't give damn for Abe
and that is a fact.
by Birdman
Sat Nov 17, 2007 8:14 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1410381

which is too
by Birdman
Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:45 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1410381

we all revel
by Birdman
Wed Nov 14, 2007 10:31 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1410381

to number six
by Birdman
Tue Nov 13, 2007 10:25 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1410381

so is five
by Birdman
Mon Nov 12, 2007 1:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

We can't let this thread disappear for life
maybe somebody's looking for a wife
I can supply anyone
just phone me, deals done
just don't approach me with a knife.
by Birdman
Thu Nov 08, 2007 7:35 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1410381

Are you sure?
by Birdman
Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:42 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1410381

where are they?
by Birdman
Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:40 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

I do rhyme to a degree
as you lot can see
maybe I'm not a limerick writer
I write words a bit lighter
but to rhyming I have the key.

Don't run away I'll be back

I have to apologise to Fish and Barnz.
by Birdman
Fri Oct 26, 2007 11:55 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1410381

and middle toe
by Birdman
Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:07 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1410381

bet they are.
by Birdman
Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:02 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 292
Views: 49309

barnz talks too much
a bit like hay mulch
he should think a bit more
before opening the barn door
aka a mouth, has he no cult(ure).
by Birdman
Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:08 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1410381

win a fortune
by Birdman
Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:39 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23113
Views: 1410381

in the wilderness

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