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by help
Thu Sep 23, 2010 1:02 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: WTF happen to the "pulse" exodus thing?
Replies: 66
Views: 8675

Loved the pulse.
Hit the tail of the cluster right at noon Monday, on the blacktop at 2:30. So little dust, I almost didn't change the airfilter in Fernley.
by help
Thu Sep 23, 2010 12:49 pm
Forum: Stories
Topic: Gifting my favorite bike to the thief that stole it
Replies: 23
Views: 3682

If it can't be replaced, don't take it to the playa. If you love it, lock it. (Or risk losing it.) (Radical Self-Reliance) If it gets "free", try to enjoy the walk, or the artcar ride even more than the lonely ride home. (Later in the week seems to be more problematic than the first three days). We ...
by help
Thu Sep 23, 2010 10:56 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Favorite Bumper Stickers
Replies: 211
Views: 34040

"If guns kill people,
then pencils misspell words."
by help
Thu Jul 29, 2010 4:32 pm
Forum: Q & A Tips and Tricks
Topic: One thing you wish you had known for your first burn...
Replies: 152
Views: 21342

Carry a small notebook-and write it down. You will be so awestruck for days (life?) that you will promptly forget 99% of the "stuff" you wanted to remember. Offering to help somebody else set up their camp may be the best way "participate" shortly after arrival. Don't waste a lot of time in the groc...
by help
Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:34 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 295
Views: 56401

We emerge from the playa exalted,
Evolution enhanced, not halted.
A week in the dust
Is an annual must
Causing skin slightly red, and well salted.

Soul expands in so many ways,
Once expanded, at that size it stays.
Share the love that you felt-
Hardened souls you may melt!
(Man burns in 3 5 6 days!)
by help
Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:55 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Did You Visit Mystikal Misfits Camp at BM 2009???
Replies: 20
Views: 2710

Wouldn't have missed it for the "world."
NAARSFORTEN.
by help
Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:56 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 295
Views: 56401

"Ivy" Midwest Burners: a word to the wise- keep campfire smoke out of your eyes! Urushiol oils cause blisters and boils, when firewood with ivy vine fries! This "Ivy", tyrannical scamp, lives year-round in places you camp, She's a cold, ruthless bitch with a relentless itch, who wanders the woods li...
by help
Fri Apr 03, 2009 9:46 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Favorite Bumper Stickers
Replies: 211
Views: 34040

back to bumper stickers; Honk if you're impatient! I'm an Alumni of "X" University (Really saw this one-wish I could remember the school!) I sleep like a baby. I wake up every two hours screaming! If were not supposed to eat animals, how come God made 'em outta meat? (-Don Strinz Tipi) My other vehi...
by help
Sat Oct 11, 2008 1:47 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: PLAYA LIMERICKS! Post Em Here...
Replies: 295
Views: 56401

Dust and tears fill my eyes as I write this: My People and Black Rock, I sooo miss! Where there is never a hurry, Or stock market worry, and One's biggest concern is a "clear piss!" With assets dwindling away, Retirements in full disarray, I can't help but wonder At Congress's blunder Taxpayers for ...
by help
Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:31 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1056
Views: 226929

Snoring Dog Problem A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. 'Yeah, right!' she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins...
by help
Thu Sep 18, 2008 12:58 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: What's a Palin
Replies: 1249
Views: 89313

I can't afford to vote for a democrat president with a democrat congress. Government is not your friend, regardless of what it leads you to believe. Rethink, Replace, Reduce. Republican.
by help
Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:58 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: When Somebody Says "You're doing it wrong"
Replies: 44
Views: 6139

"Wrongly." "Wrongly" is the correct adverb. I find it very difficult to accept criticism from someone who can't even criticise my efforts with proper grammar.

Now, pass me another handful of maggots, won't you?
by help
Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:48 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1056
Views: 226929

The doctor enters a room where the whole family eagerly awaits the news. It had been a particularly difficult pregnancy. Solemnly, the doctor begins, "Umm, well, the child was born, but without a penis." Muffled gasps of horror eminate from the around the room. "But," the doctor continues, "she'll h...
by help
Mon Aug 04, 2008 7:40 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Fuck!
Replies: 17140
Views: 1492228

My aunt has cancer. A once vibrant and mellow soul has been reduced to a bed-ridden lump of humanity who can no longer talk. Esophagial (sp?) cancer, presumably caused by years of personal societal rebellion in the form of cigarette smoking has claimed another body. hospice is in the house, helping ...
by help
Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:05 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1056
Views: 226929

Literally LOL!!

In England, I hear it's a Miss demeanor...
by help
Thu Jul 24, 2008 1:02 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Snarkers Anonymous
Replies: 63
Views: 6471

I snark to fore-get. Is that a problem fore ewe?
by help
Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:58 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1632572

I know naught.
by help
Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:55 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Change 1 letter
Replies: 1289
Views: 84721

fleshy





change a letter, add a letter...whatever...
by help
Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:48 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: your stupid joke here
Replies: 1056
Views: 226929

Two elderly Irish widows were washing potatoes for dinner. Suddenly one bursts into tears.

"Dear Kathleen, whatever is the matter," asks one.

"This reminds me of my husbands balls" replies Kathleen.

"Heavens almighty, that big?"

"No, that...dirty."
by help
Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:18 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Turn Out the Light Thread
Replies: 43
Views: 5575

"...and Honey, the problem isn't that I stay out too late, it's really that I stay up until waaaaay too early..."






CLICK.
by help
Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:14 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Random thoughts...
Replies: 1752
Views: 168013

Why is it that one never sees a garden in the areas with the highest unemployment rates? I mean, it's certainly not 'cause the local people don't have time to find and barter for seed, scratch out a small plot of soil, plant the seed, water and weed the fledging beds, secure the fruits of their labo...
by help
Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:38 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Change 1 letter
Replies: 1289
Views: 84721

cist
by help
Mon Jul 14, 2008 3:28 pm
Forum: 2008 Theme
Topic: NeVaDa state laws in regards to FLAG BURNING
Replies: 213
Views: 70684

As a very small percentage of the burningman community, I would like to use my freedom of expression to state how deeply saddened I am that you consider the terms "conservative cowboy" to be "derisive."
by help
Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:51 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Change 1 letter
Replies: 1289
Views: 84721

by help
Wed Jul 09, 2008 5:45 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1632572

Stop the burning













of California, please.
by help
Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:12 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: The person below me
Replies: 12504
Views: 576937

False. The beloved Playa dust that falls outta my hair, and off of my hat is incidental, not intentional. I SPRINKLE it on icecream to counter that slick creamy feel it gives my tongue. (Man am I Jones-ing for a new personally hand-picked batch!) TPBM is searching for the right questions, regardless...
by help
Tue Jun 03, 2008 4:42 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Your porno name determined
Replies: 259
Views: 56349

Streaker Cherokee
by help
Thu May 15, 2008 10:48 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: "Get it?"
Replies: 14
Views: 1972

Describing Burning Man reminds me of an old geek saying:

"There are only l0 kinds of people in the world,
those who understand binary, and those who don't."
by help
Thu May 15, 2008 10:23 pm
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: Challenge Your Own Beliefs
Replies: 51
Views: 7466

If we're not supposed to eat animals,
how come God made 'em outta meat?
by help
Tue Mar 25, 2008 12:15 am
Forum: Open Discussion
Topic: In 3 words.........
Replies: 23185
Views: 1632572

"Change" is over-rated.
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