Loved the pulse.
Hit the tail of the cluster right at noon Monday, on the blacktop at 2:30. So little dust, I almost didn't change the airfilter in Fernley.

If it can't be replaced, don't take it to the playa. If you love it, lock it. (Or risk losing it.) (Radical Self-Reliance) If it gets "free", try to enjoy the walk, or the artcar ride even more than the lonely ride home. (Later in the week seems to be more problematic than the first three days). We ...

"If guns kill people,
then pencils misspell words."

Carry a small notebook-and write it down. You will be so awestruck for days (life?) that you will promptly forget 99% of the "stuff" you wanted to remember. Offering to help somebody else set up their camp may be the best way "participate" shortly after arrival. Don't waste a lot of time in the groc...

We emerge from the playa exalted,
Evolution enhanced, not halted.
A week in the dust
Is an annual must
Causing skin slightly red, and well salted.

Soul expands in so many ways,
Once expanded, at that size it stays.
Share the love that you felt-
Hardened souls you may melt!
(Man burns in 3 5 6 days!)

Wouldn't have missed it for the "world."
NAARSFORTEN.

"Ivy" Midwest Burners: a word to the wise- keep campfire smoke out of your eyes! Urushiol oils cause blisters and boils, when firewood with ivy vine fries! This "Ivy", tyrannical scamp, lives year-round in places you camp, She's a cold, ruthless bitch with a relentless itch, who wanders the woods li...

back to bumper stickers; Honk if you're impatient! I'm an Alumni of "X" University (Really saw this one-wish I could remember the school!) I sleep like a baby. I wake up every two hours screaming! If were not supposed to eat animals, how come God made 'em outta meat? (-Don Strinz Tipi) My other vehi...

Dust and tears fill my eyes as I write this: My People and Black Rock, I sooo miss! Where there is never a hurry, Or stock market worry, and One's biggest concern is a "clear piss!" With assets dwindling away, Retirements in full disarray, I can't help but wonder At Congress's blunder Taxpayers for ...

Snoring Dog Problem A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles, and he will stop snoring. 'Yeah, right!' she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins...

I can't afford to vote for a democrat president with a democrat congress. Government is not your friend, regardless of what it leads you to believe. Rethink, Replace, Reduce. Republican.

"Wrongly." "Wrongly" is the correct adverb. I find it very difficult to accept criticism from someone who can't even criticise my efforts with proper grammar.

Now, pass me another handful of maggots, won't you?

The doctor enters a room where the whole family eagerly awaits the news. It had been a particularly difficult pregnancy. Solemnly, the doctor begins, "Umm, well, the child was born, but without a penis." Muffled gasps of horror eminate from the around the room. "But," the doctor continues, "she'll h...

My aunt has cancer. A once vibrant and mellow soul has been reduced to a bed-ridden lump of humanity who can no longer talk. Esophagial (sp?) cancer, presumably caused by years of personal societal rebellion in the form of cigarette smoking has claimed another body. hospice is in the house, helping ...

Literally LOL!!

In England, I hear it's a Miss demeanor...

I snark to fore-get. Is that a problem fore ewe?

I know naught.

fleshy





change a letter, add a letter...whatever...

Two elderly Irish widows were washing potatoes for dinner. Suddenly one bursts into tears.

"Dear Kathleen, whatever is the matter," asks one.

"This reminds me of my husbands balls" replies Kathleen.

"Heavens almighty, that big?"

"No, that...dirty."

"...and Honey, the problem isn't that I stay out too late, it's really that I stay up until waaaaay too early..."






CLICK.

Why is it that one never sees a garden in the areas with the highest unemployment rates? I mean, it's certainly not 'cause the local people don't have time to find and barter for seed, scratch out a small plot of soil, plant the seed, water and weed the fledging beds, secure the fruits of their labo...

cist

As a very small percentage of the burningman community, I would like to use my freedom of expression to state how deeply saddened I am that you consider the terms "conservative cowboy" to be "derisive."

super to suped

(http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=suped)

Stop the burning













of California, please.

False. The beloved Playa dust that falls outta my hair, and off of my hat is incidental, not intentional. I SPRINKLE it on icecream to counter that slick creamy feel it gives my tongue. (Man am I Jones-ing for a new personally hand-picked batch!) TPBM is searching for the right questions, regardless...

Streaker Cherokee

Describing Burning Man reminds me of an old geek saying:

"There are only l0 kinds of people in the world,
those who understand binary, and those who don't."

If we're not supposed to eat animals,
how come God made 'em outta meat?

"Change" is over-rated.
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