Hey bro sign us up as HELPERS
me an Dale know lotsa stuff about colisions and junk.

Zsu Zsu I had such agood time with yoo
zis was zee best burning man ever I can't believe the way you kiss
and then to leave me with the "tower"
oh you are so sly with your little "I am not Zsu Zsu" " I am winky (wink wink) :wink: " always the coy lover.
until we meet again my love,
adieu

CECI N'EST PAS UN JOUET QUI PEUT ETRE UTILISE PAR DES ENFANTS!

Ive had my love french kiss moi, I have even had mi amor blow one to me. butt.... never have I expierenced a blown french kiss such as this ohhhhh my kitten, Zsu Zsu, your ways of love... your sensual salivation, raining down on my parched soul, saves me from a dry, desolate existence I love you spi...

Zsu Zsu.... my golden violet, pay no attention to the attention you zeem to be reezeeving from the general direction of the peegs associated with feelth's nightly doings. it eez only the stench that wafts from deep within the bowels of our most recent incarnation. Love...... True love, such as ours....

Ello Babee.... Zis tempestuos one she is overcome with her emotions by seeing me again. Of course I love you Zsu Zsu, every living theeng with a beating heart in its breast loves you, but none as deeply as I. As I massage your perfectly proportioned feet, it es ever more apparent why you are zee per...

"I cannot stand you, you fucking hippie scum. I would love to choke you to death by shoving your fetid sandals down your throat, you rank douchebags." Oh Zsu Zsu, there you are, sorry for the noise my love, I was just keeping the feelth at a safe diztance. I have come to massage your perfect feet my...

"I cannot stand you, you fucking hippie scum. I would love to choke you to death by shoving your fetid sandals down your throat, you rank douchebags." Oh Zsu Zsu, there you are, sorry for the noise my love, I was just keeping the feelth at a safe diztance. I have come to massage your perfect feet my...

I am feeling zee pain zis holiday zeazon zat iz ZsuZsu

Voila ZsuZsu
How impetuos can you get?
Shouldn't we be introduced first.
This is my first affair.
I am shy... but intrigued..

-Zee Noxious one

Bonjour ZsuZsu, Nos chemins se sont enfin croise's. It is me your one true love. How long it has been without you. Come out petit one. Pouvez-vous Zsu Zsu Je t'aime a' la foile My little object of art, I have come to collect you. -At this point I fully expect to be insulted, ignored or worse, to whi...

oui oui zee zsuzsu poopoo do do smell like Chanell nombre 2- 2. Jelly, I already told you that the american dream is to vacation in Paris, that is where we will be. Me and my precious ZSUZSU Sipping Champagne and dining on truffles. Like the royalty we are. Have fun in the dirt, hippie pigs. -B.Noxi...

I have just returned from a week in San Fransico. Zsu Zsu was with me. Upon arrival my family dined on pizza (italian for ZSUZSU) Friday morning found us at the SF Zoo (french for ZSU) We happened upon the Gorilla habitat. I in my black beret leading my little chimps to the best viewing location onl...

Geez I am really sorry, I have just returned from the rehab following the Reno Decomp party to find that my halfwit cousin Darrel has been using my screen name to blog here. Sorry Sorry Sorry, apparently he met your precious ZSUZSU at the party and she was quite smitten with him, must be their share...

Yo bitch we didn't shave his whiskers he singed 'em off when he was hittin' the glass bowl with me. Don't act like you don't know, and quit calling me. I am sick of listening to your sour grapes. By the way I picked up that weather stripping for your trailer, I will install it tommorrow when I come ...

no I'm not confused Peter Cuttlefish. I fucking know who Kranky the fucking Clown is. I wasn't the one who was freakin' It was your little 4th street underground robotic hosebeast. she kept cummin on to me man. I all Im askin you to do is tell the little lectro cunt that I am NOT into it. unless she...

hey Peehair, you fruity little french nut, call your bitch off man. that zoo zoo chick is all over me, I hooked up with the slut at the Reno decomp party and she wouldn't get off me. At first I thought the ho looked like she could party so I asked if she wanted to load my glass pipe for me, but the ...